Hello everybody it's Tony Trumpet here just going to tell you as mush as i can remember about my 24 hour drinking sesetion, and pants pulling a bird.
Last night was the most carnage night of the lot, and there is still two nights left.
for every part of this holiday where it has been the b*llocks there has been a lot of feeling like death warmed up, which as i write this now at five o'clock i still feel rubbish. I Know that Jodie told you all about it yesterday but i feel we should all give pants the most respect as he managed to pull before any of the other lads.
I went home sick as we ate so late and was sound asleep when the door opened, i heard pants say 'dont wake Tony he is not feeling the best' so what does she do shouts at the top of her voice'ALRIGHT BABE'(In a very anoying northen accent). So i'm awake now trying to go back to sleep when pants and Doris start to get down to it. When the noise died down i opened my eyes and lets just say that they were not quite done yet. By this time it was 6am and being the mate that i am I went for a walk so that pants could get an early morning raid. As i went home early i didn't have a hangover so there was clearly only one thing to do, go for a beer. That was the start of the most carnage day of the lot and the 24 hour stint. After i had about six beers it was 10am so i went and woke the others up to go to the pool but before we went down i let them go and see what Pants had pulled, and there was a lot more on show than i think Doris would have wanted.
I am not to sure where to start about last night but I'll give it ago and try to remember as mush as posible. The lads went for a nice early meal so that we could go back get some more sleep or beers in my case then go and have it large which is what we did. We all meet in the bar at about 11 for pre square drinks. left there and thought it would be a good idea to have some more quite ones in a little pub with some live music first before we went into the crowd of strangers at the square. the live music was alright at best until for some strange reason the guy thought it would be cool to play the worst song of the last 50 years by James blunt, at which point we jumped up and left to try and get some good sounds to our ears. So me and pants adopted our now normal position of next to jodie for the walk through the square and run to our bar. It's good now that we don't even have to order our first drink they are just there waiting. after the first couple of vodkas and shots jodies barman gave us a bottle of champange, which no one realy liked so me and russ had half the bottle each, from that point in it is all a blur until at the end of the night when the place was empty I finished off all of the free shots they had not given away, even though there is not a lot f alcahol in them after 20 they seem prety strong. Roger, Russ and Max were in Starsky's Pants was talking to his new Wife, Jodie was chatting to Caralina and Ian had past out in the corner of the bar as they were giving him half pints of ouzo all night. I found two girls from our hotel and was pasing the time of day with them until i took them over to the club to find the others for more uneeded drinks. After the club we ended up in a 24 hour bar just opposite our hotel where i had started drinking 24 hours earlier andby this point i had over done it and just had to go to bed, but i can say i managed a 24 hour drinking sestion, (sorry mother). So i am sure you can see now why i still feel like death, but in 6 hours time we can start it all again. I am sure there was a lot moregoing on but this is what i can recall and i will let jodie tell you the rest.
We are having the b*l*o*ks of a time but there is one reason to want to be back home, this whole Island is full of the most anoying people on the planet. It is not strange that everybody wants there photo with jodie because lets have it right who the hell wouldn't she looks better than any of the little girls here celebrating there A level resluts. But please please do not push past us like you didn't see us we are not even here, try to interupt a conversation we are having and definatly do not shout in our ear 'OI mate let me have a photo'. like it is up to us to say yes or no, be polite and askjodie yourself she is the most approciable person alive.
Hope that everything is good in the UK and when we get back (i am putting it in writing now) i am having a month off of the booze.
Tony Trumpet.
respect for Jodie
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