Sorry I haven't written for a few days! I've been so busy and having so mush fun that I kind of forgot to write! Ha ha. I got a new tattoo today! Wooohoooooo! It's amazing!!!! Me, Kyle and Jenna went to the gym earlier and when we left there we went straight to tattooist (where Jordan and Tony met us) to get scribbled on! Kyle got a load of stars going right up his arm and I got an angel on the back of my leg (above my "Heart-breaker" one). She's lovely! I already had a devil woman on the other leg so now I have the angel to compliment her. They represent the two sides to me!
Cor I tell you what though.... It bloody hurt! The last two tattoos I've had didn't hurt at all (I actually thought I was becoming immune to the pain!) but this one today had me f-ing and blinding for an hour and a half! I was biting my own arm to try and cope with the pain! Well worth it though. She's beautiful and it's like having my very own guardian angel with me 24/7!
So.... What have I been up to, you ask? Well.... what haven't I been up to more like?! Ha ha. I have been working NON-STOP!! Haven't bloody stopped! I won't go into that now though because I can't! Top secret stuff! In between all the work I have managed to slip in a few nights out, lots of sessions at the gym and have spent lots of time with my friends. It was boiling hot yesterday (it actually felt like Summer) so I did a bit of gardening and clearing up outside while I was waiting for work people to turn up. Tony and Jord came round and swept my whole patio and cleared all the rubbish away too (bless them!). We are getting it ready for Summer and all the mad garden parties we are going to have at mine! I have already planned about 3 (and booked bands to perform). I realised yesterday that I actually enjoy gardening! It was fun pulling all the weeds out of my flower beds! It's very satisfying (mush like the feeling you get when you dump a no-good man!).
When the work people turned up I spent the rest of the afternoon with them and ended up having to miss a celebrity audience with Vernon Kay for The Price is Right. Instead at 7pm I was in B&Q with Tony (for fun!). I realised that I wouldn't be ready in time to go to the event (cos of work) so me and Tony sat at mine trying to think of something to do that would be fun. We came up with 'a trip to B&Q' - God only knows why we find walking round a DIY shop fun but we do! Geeks! We also LOVE walking round Ikea, garden centres & in fact any furniture shop. Tony actually said yesterday (in all seriousness but with an excited edge to his voice) "Let's go to IKEA!!!!!" I refused on the basis that I am trying to save money and knew that a trip there would cost me a grand at least! I cannot go there without buying two trolleys full of stuff that I don't even need. My mum keeps shouting at me to save money (cos I don't even have a pension set up as yet and apparently that's really bad for someone of my age! Charming!). Anyway, I AM trying to be a good girl but it's hard when you walk in a place and they have trampoline's even bigger than the one you've already got - of course it screams at me "YOU NEED ME!" and when I've got a big strong man like Tony with me to carry it; well, it'd be rude not to!
Anyway, I managed to come away from B&Q with just two plants and some gardening gloves! Result! I HAD to have the plants just because of what they were called; Mexican Fortune Tree and Lucky Bamboo! They sounded so nice I couldn't not buy them. We got back to mine and Kyle came over. We then spent the night chatting (Jord, Tony & Alex came over too). Kyle and I eventually got to bed at 4am and Tony woke us up this morning at 9am by banging on my front door. MSN Boy (yes I'm STILL talking to him) called me at 9.30am and then we all crashed out in front of the TV again for an hour. When we got up, we went off to the gym and you know the rest!
Last weekend was fab! Ten of us went to a club and danced our heels off. I made my outfit again (cos I was in a naughty mood and wanted an outfit to match it) and we got quite hammered. I had one of those nights where every man in the place wanted to buy me a drink (must have been the home-made outfit!) and I ended up doing shots! I NEVER do shots so you can imagine I wasn't in the best state by the time I got home. We detoured to the 24 hour bagel shop on the way home too to eat but even that didn't make me feel better - in fact I projectile vomited at about 6am in my toilet. Nice! Ha ha. Six people came back to mine and I passed out leaving them to entertain themselves. I was then woken Sunday morning at 10am (after getting to bed at about 7am) by more work people. I worked all day Sunday and crashed out at my mum's after a late dinner. I have been having such fun as a single woman! I still want a man desperately but the good thing about being single is that you can see more clearly! What I mean is that because next time I get involved I want it to be with someone AMAZING; I am being more wary of who I let myself fancy. I DO fancy MSN Boy but I can't be with him (due to him being the other side of the world) but aside from him; I don't really fancy anyone. I WANT a man; I'm just prepared to wait for the right one this time and NOT go diving head-first into another crappy relationship! Wooohooooo She sees the light!
Am I finally experiencing what every other normal human being does? I thought I was never going to be sensible when it came to men. I suppose though that since I have had my big bet with Tony (see previous blog); I'm even more adamant I won't jump into anything unless he truly is The One and I KNOW he's out there somewhere!!! Speaking of which I had some woman (who I've never met) email me saying "I think it is really irresponsible of you to bet your dogs on something like that!" - well, er.... Did she stop to consider that 1. I Clearly WON'T lose (as I would NEVER risk losing my dogs and 2. If I did end up losing (for argument's sake) I wouldn't really give my dogs away?! I mean, Tony doesn't have to know that; after all - I WANT to see him fulfil his side of the bargain when he loses (in fact I can't WAIT to see him dress as a woman for a week). Let's just keep it between us! I win - he dresses as a woman. I lose (which won't happen anyway) - he DOESN'T get my dogs! Any fool would know that! As IF I'm gonna just hand my babies over to someone! Ha ha ha ha. Yeah right....... People should stop taking things so seriously! Chill out a bit...... calm down....... Life is but a game! Tony wouldn't take my dogs anyway! We both know that deep down it's a one-sided bet. I just want to see him dress as a woman for a week - end of!
It IS funny though - how seriously people take things. I mean; I DO speak the truth on here. I'm honest and upfront about how I feel but it's also just me waffling and venting and thinking out loud. My words are not the gospel and they shouldn't be taken as anything but entertainment. If you're bored at work then have a read - see what I'm getting up to, by all means. Have a laugh at it. Cringe at it. Cry at it. Whatever it makes you feel is fine. I don't write it for anyone else but me! It's like an online diary (and I've always kept a diary). I have absolutely NO idea why someone would get so het up over something I do or say. Why does it affect anyone else? It's no one's business but mine really. Ha ha - that just reminded me of another email I had from another angry woman, basically saying that she wouldn't want a son of hers going out with me (because of the Meat is Murder tattoo that Lashes had, which by the way, still is the best tattoo EVER!). She obviously wrote it in anger and must have written it quite quickly cos at the end of it she put "HARK my words!" - I emailed her back saying "Don't worry - I will Hark your words!" ha ha ha ha ha. That really tickled me - if you're going to rant at me; at least make sure you can actually type (and/or spell) first! Love it.........
Aaaaaaaaaanyway....... What else? Erm.... Oh yeah I had the man on webcam again last night. I think I might have problems! He has basically told me that he is "on call" for me whenever I want to see him pleasure himself. I thought I might as well take advantage of it! Heck - it's all I'm getting these days! A voyeuristic perve over a man's willy on webcam! Ha ha. Well, you gotta take what you can get!
I am aching all over (Still! I thought it would have gone off by now) but I am loving the gym. The gym has become my new best friend. I still look like an absolute amateur in there though! Everyone else is fit and toned and lifting really heavy weights and I am just about managing to lift a bar of 10kg. What a light weight! Today I slyly put the free weights back on the rack after lifting them 20 times while a guy next to me lifted a weight that looked heavier than me. He must have done 100 lifts! I'm getting good at the old sit-ups though. I use the medicine ball and I can do loads!!!
The other night I went to the gym really late with Karolina. We didn't get there til 10pm (it's open til 11.30pm). We had the whole place to ourselves. It was amazing. When we finished our workout we went in the VIP bit and had 2 saunas (wet and dry), a steam in the steam room, a dip in the freezing cold plunge pool and a quick go in the Jacuzzi (the Jacuzzi doesn't now freak me out so mush!). It was sooooo nice! Karolina made me laugh though - she said "can we go naked?" in the VIP bit. I don't think it's really allowed although I'm sure we wouldn't get too many complaints if we did. We might try it next time! There was no one else in there anyway so maybe we would get away with it! I got quite excited at the thought actually! It turned me on.... Mind you - it doesn't take a lot............
I'm going to go now - a fit bloke has just signed into MSN so I'm going to have a quick chat with him and then I am going to make some salad for my dinner. I hope you are all having a good week. I WILL write again tomorrow I promise! Sorry I've been slack - though when you find out what I've been up to you'll be shocked (and will forgive me)!!!! Ha ha. Watch this space!
All my love Jodie x x x x x
P.S Quote for the day: "Don't say you love me unless you really mean it because I might do something crazy like believe it!"
P.P.S My Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird
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