Monday, 27 October 2008

16th April 2007 - I am ALIVE!!!!! I can't stop thinking about sex and I now have biceps, abs and a devil's tail coming out of my arse-crack!

Oh God I'm so sorry for not writing a blog in aaaaages! Where do I even start? Well, it's like this: I've had soooooo mush on that I really haven't had time to sit down and write anything. I'm working flat out on various different projects, I've been at the gym as mush as twice a day (I am on the biggest mission of my life to get fit and healthy) and I have had a few personal things going on too.

I'm going to start with the gym cos it's easy and cos I love it. ha ha. My body is looking the best it's ever looked. I know they say that muscles have memory but bloody hell mine have got more than that! I have popped straight back into shape and then some! For the first time in my life I have little biceps and little bumps where my abs are coming through. I feel AMAZING!!!! I can't stop looking at myself naked in the mirror! Ha ha. Is that normal?! I love it! My legs and bum are getting tighter by the day and I don't have a single bit of cellulite. I think the key to it really is eating well, exercising and drinking lots of water. All week I eat nothing but fresh fruit, veg, the odd bit of cereal and brown bread (though not together) and I am drinking the standard 2 litres of water a day. At weekends I treat myself and have the odd portion of chips but to be honest I am craving those less and less. I am doing 30 minutes of cardio in each gym session, combined with weights, sit-ups, leg & bum exercises, rock-climbing and partner work with Karolina (she has now joined my posh gym too). When we finish we have a hot sauna and then we jump in the freezing cold plunge pool (for our pores! Ha ha). We are official gym geeks! I can't even describe to you how good it feels to see the amazing difference in my body though. Every time I look at myself and see the new muscles; it spurs me on to want to do more and more!

I also now have another 4 people to train with (for when Karolina isn't around) so I never have to go to the gym on my own. I had always wondered what 'gym-obsessed' people were about and now I know. I used to think that there was more to life than sweating on a treadmill and now I know there is; there's sit-ups with heavy medicine balls, a million different ways to use free weights, a hundred different machines to pull and tone every muscle in your body and there's the beauty of lying in the sauna afterwards sweating all your toxins out. I am seriously a changed woman. That's not to say I will ever enjoy a bath though...........

The other big thing that's new is that I had my tattoo (the one I lost the bet to Lashes with). Remember I stupidly agreed to let the readers of Bizarre magazine choose my new tattoo after I lost the bet?! Well after being given a short-list of 15 which included "Peter Andre's face", "varicose veins up my legs" and "maggots coming out of a wound on my chest"; I chose the best one of the bunch - a devil's tail coming out of my bum-crack! I let Bizarre mag film it and take pictures of it to prove that I went through with it. Today is Monday and I had it done last week and I still can't sit down properly!!!! I tell you what..... I hadn't really felt real pain til that needle went down my crack! It's like baby skin down there; tender and soft! Anyhow I do actually love the new tattoo and am very pleased with it. It is very "me" - naughty and devilish!

Tomorrow I will find the link and post it on here so that you watch the video of it being done.

I still can't tell you about work stuff. The projects are all top secret. All I can tell you is that I am working my bum off! I CAN tell you however that I DO need a man! It's got to that point again where I don't want to be single anymore!!! In the last few weeks I have had a giant spring clean of my house. I have given 15 black sacks of clothes to the St Francis Hospice in Brentwood and the bags include outfits I have worn to premieres and other red-carpet events. I am even giving them this week my Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep uniform and Games uniform. I want rid of all the crap in my house and I want to put it to good use. So if anyone wants to get their hands on anything that I've only worn once then get down to St Francis' Hospice in Brentwood High Street. There are bagfuls of designer clothes; off the top of my head, there is a Moschino dress in there worth £600..... Go get it girls.........

As well as throwing out all the stuff I don't want; I have re-potted all my house plants (single-handedly - not a particularly easy job I can tell you), my dad has put more shelves up in my dressing room for my huge collection of boots and I have fixed all the things that needed fixing (ie. I broke my bedroom light and fixed it, amongst other things). Also my dad and brother have come and raked all my garden for me (to pull up all the dead grass). My house is also looking the best it's ever looked! I literally haven't stopped working (on my career, on my body and on my house). It's like I suddenly grew up and did all the things that I should have done ages ago. Every day is now jam-packed with stuff and it's quite surprising really just how mush I can fit in. I thought I was busy before (with work and socialising) but now I don't even have time to sit down for a cup of tea (good job cos I'm not drinking tea anymore). I'm not drinking milk anymore either (not real milk anyway - if I need milk on my All Bran then I use Soya milk). Until I have time to research whether milking is cruel to cows then I won't touch the stuff, nor butter or anything made with milk. I'm going all out to do everything I can to help the things I care about. As yet I haven't had the time to sit down and do anything (hence me not writing a blog for ages) but I will eventually do my homework like a good girl. I haven't even replied to my own friends on Myspace. The most I do is check my friend requests each day (which takes 5 minutes). I am a seriously busy bunny!

Actually I am hoping to speak with someone from the Brentwood Gazette about all the clothes I have given to the Charity shop. Like I said, it's all either only been worn once (some of it has never been worn and still has the tags on - impulse buys and all that!), it's designer stuff (ie. Moschino £600 dress and Catwalk Collection dresses worth about £400 each) and it's stuff I've worn to Premieres and red carpet events and been photographed in. If anyone from the Brentwood Gazette reads this then please get in touch! I was thinking we could maybe do a piece on it so that the shop makes the MOST amount of money possible!!!!!!

Anyway, I am going to have to go now cos I am knackered and fighting to keep my eyes open. Sorry I can't go on for longer (considering how long it's been since I wrote last) but I am soooooo tired! Plus my broken finger is still playing up so I am still typing without using it (which isn't the easiest thing in the world). I promise I will start writing again every day now (even if they are short and sweet!). Hope you are all ok and haven't been too bored at work and college without my insane wafflings! Lol.

Love you loads

Jodie x x x x x

P.S Quote for the day: "Get fit for Summer!!! I feel amazing!!!!!!!!"

P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird

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