It is New Year's Day! Woohoo. Another year older, another year wiser, another year more experienced & another year where I haven't achieved anything! Ha ha. Only joking. Actually, me and Tony Trumpet were saying the other day that this has been quite possibly the best year of our life! We said; can you imagine if at the end of every year you were presented with a tape of your "best bits", like at the end of Big Brother?! How great would that be? Mine for this year would have on it:
My sky-dive, head-banging in the crowd to Paul Weller at V Festival, the whole of our week in Aiya Napa, Linsey Dawn's wedding in Marbella, sitting at the top of a mountain in Italy on my own, riding my R6 with thousands of other bikers at the Pro-bike charity bike run, winning the All Star Talent show, falling in love (with Dave), presenting my own TV show (Thank you everyone at Living TV!), doing a pub crawl in pyjamas with all my best mates, having a threesome every night for a month, having the best summer garden party ever, meeting Valentino Rossi & Nicky Hayden, singing karaoke with my mum and laughing with my dad, getting Lyla, being the first to be kicked out of Big Brother (thank God!), dancing on the bar every weekend, shagging on a sun-lounger, sleeping on the side of the A414 with 8 mates after V festival, working with Mike Skinner from The Streets, going out in just bra and knickers (hundreds of times), winning the cat & mouse game on the TV show Vroom Vroom (and still being the reigning champion!), watching the last race of the Moto GP in Valencia, ice-skating with 20 of my best mates 2 days ago (and watching Rusty wipe out 5 people before taking the biggest tumble himself EVER!), gate-crashing a wedding (and Tony jumping in the pool fully clothed, soaking the bride's mother - who was a total stranger!), my ex being locked up for murder (thank God he's off the streets once and for all!), having wrestling matches on the beds in Sugar Hut with all my best mates and just generally being surrounded by the best friends and family in the whole world all year!
Yeah - it's been amazing. Don't wanna get too sentimental but I really have had one of the best years ever! I'm now looking forward to whatever 2007 has in store for me.
So, it's Monday. On Saturday (just gone), about 20 of my best mates came over and we all went ice-skating (our traditional Christmassy day out). Nearly everyone fell over and we didn't stop laughing! When we finished, we all went back to my mum and dad's house, where they cooked up the most amazing feast for all of us and we got on the karaoke (videos on Myspace!). We all started drinking at about 3pm and by 2am, well; you can imagine the state of us. We played every silly drinking game we could think of and as we all took it turns to sing a song on the karaoke, Jordan recorded them all. So, we now have a cd with every one of us singing (very badly). It is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard! It's all about recording the karaoke to play back over and over again!
Anyway, most people stayed at my mum's til about 4am and then the 7 people who stayed the night started to crash out in various different beds around the house. I slept in a bed with Sarah and all 6 dogs (highly amusing). Dave was DJ-ing so left us at about midnight to go to work. He did phone me at 5am and apparently I did answer the phone but he couldn't get any sense out of me. I was mumbling drunkenly so he left me to sleep. The next day we got up and went to Lakeside (me and Sarah) to buy an outfit for that night (New Year's Eve). We had all planned for ages to go to Sugar Hut but it was a "black tie" dress code. So, what did we do? Yep..... went JUST in black tie! We dressed it up with fishnets and bras and accessories and we looked good! We thought that as long as we had a black bowtie on then it'd be fine! Everyone else dressed kind of normally (apart from Karolina, who had very naughty stockings on under her posh dress and Lauren who dressed as mine and Sarah's pimp!).
As you can imagine, the night got very messy. I was sitting on Fit Bod's back at one point while he did one-armed press-ups, Lauren was on Fit Bod's shoulders and I was on Tony Trumpet's while we had a "dance-off" (bouncing up and down on their shoulders), all the girls snogged each other (it's not cheating when it's with the same sex!), we all took it in turns to dance on the bar and on tables, we threw ourselves about like idiots and ended up back at my house at 4am drunk and disorderly. Russ, Sarah & Lauren stayed the night (they all slept on the giant sofa together) and we got up this morning with headaches (and body ache). Today I have been lying on my mum's sofa most of the day reading a book. It's the first time in ages I've actually been on my own (ie. one or loads of my mates, or Dave hasn't been with me). I enjoyed the peace and calm actually. That ended swiftly when at 7pm Jordan phoned to ask me to go and meet him in the pub in Brentwood. I got there and he was the most drunk he's ever been. He was working last night (he joined us at about 2am in Sugar Hut after his gig) so wasn't drinking so he had decided to make tonight his "New Year's Eve". At one point during the night I took him into Blockbuster cos there was a dvd I wanted to get and being the drunken mess he was; he fell into a rack holding about 10,000 dvds. The whole lot went down. If it had been filmed, it would have been the funniest thing in the whole world. The whole shop just collapsed around us. Even funnier is that I know he won't even remember it until he reads my blog at some point this week and will phone me laughing his head off.
When I finally got him home safe and sound I came back to mine with Paddy and Lyla and have been putting videos on Myspace for your entertainment ever since. It's now quite late and I am tired but since it's the first time I've been alone in weeks and weeks; I am making the most of it (ha ha - yeah by putting videos of me singing "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" on Myspace!). Dave went to see his family today and got a bit merry so he stayed at his. I am going to have the biggest cuddle ever with Paddy and Lyla in bed tonight. I don't want to ramble on too mush so I'll leave it there I think but I hope you all had an AMAZING NYE and may 2007 bring you everything you want (and if it doesn't, well then go out there & work your butt off for it like I did). Seriously, Happy New Year to you all; I hope it's a fantastic one!
All my love Jodie x x x x
P.S Quote for the day: "You can't stay young forever but you can be immature for the rest of your life!" Maxine Wilkie
P.P.S www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird for all my latest pics & VERY silly videos. www.officialcalendars.com for my 2007 calendar! Mwah! X
P.P.S PLEEEEEEEEEASE don't get offended if I don't reply to messages on Myspace. I've had about 50,000! I seriously can't reply to all of those!! I had a bloke earlier send me a message moaning that I never reply to my fans on there! Hang on a minute mate, if you send me a stamped addressed envelope then I will send a personally signed photo of myself back to you (and a lot of the time I send them back at my own cost even if they don't have an SAE), I write on my website (almost) daily for everyone's entertainment, covering every aspect of my private life. I put private pictures up on my website AND on Myspace and now private home videos on Myspace too! I send regular bulletins to everyone who is added as my friend on Myspace and all this in between working, raising money for charity, seeing my friends and family and having fun - what more do you want from me?? My blood? Do you want my blood? On a serious level - I've said it so many times now - please don't get offended if I don't reply to you. I appreciate all your messages sooooooo mush and actually am shocked at how mush love there is out there! Please keep the quotes coming cos if they're good I'll use them on here (with a little shout out to you personally). I appreciate every single one of you and love you all to bits! I wish I did have the time to sit and reply to everyone but I just don't (even if I gave up working and partying I still wouldn't have the time to reply to everyone individually). And anyway, Mr grumpy moaner (who says I don't reply to my fans).... Find another celeb who does as mush for their fans as I do and I'll eat Paddy! Not only that, but you are getting all this for free. Most celebs charge to join their website and they certainly don't write detailed blogs like I do or put up as many private pics as me! So Ssssssshhh! x
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