Yipeee! It's Valentine's day!!!! I have spent the day running around getting presents for Lashes. I got him loads of little bits, which will probably sound really boring now but they are things that he really wanted. I got him some new hair clippers (to shave his head), two framed pictures of me and him (one for his house and one for his desk at work), two boxes of chocolates, the book "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" (a really good book!), a book of juice/smoothie recipes and then I wrapped it all up and put it in a big red bag with a red heart balloon attached to it. Also I got him the best blender on the market (you can put whole oranges in it and it scraps all the peel and stuff and makes pure fresh orange juice - it's like the ones you see in juice bars or restaurants). I then went and got him two whole carrier bags full of fruit and arranged the fruit all around it in the kitchen (I've never seen so mush fruit in my life!). He has been trapping on about getting a blender forever cos we've always got loads of fruit in the fridge so he was over the moon with it. Right now he is cooking dinner for us and we are then going to settle down in front of the TV to watch the rest of the Brits.
He's moaning, saying that he's going to look bad on this blog cos he hasn't got me anything for Valentine's Day but he is doing something for me on Saturday so I didn't expect anything! I have no clue what he's doing! I'm excited though - I love surprises!
Tonight we were invited to the three different Brit's parties that were taking place but we couldn't be bothered to go to any of them. It's Valentine's Day! We wanted to stay in and be romantic! I'm normally single on Valentine's Day (or going out with a loser with no money) so it makes a nice change to be with someone who appreciates me and who wants to have a romantic night in! I'm not in the mood to go out and party anyway (sorry Jonny!) - it'll only be full of people trying desperately to get their picture in tomorrow's paper! I'd rather stab myself in the eyeball with a blunt fork than go to a Brit's party tonight; though instead I will settle for chips & beans and whatever else Lashes is cooking!
I'm still getting loads of angry people messaging me on Myspace about the journalist's comments in Heat mag this week! Everyone is calling him a "W*nker" and demanding to know why he's been so horrid! I find it all quite amusing to be honest. Like I said in yesterday's blog, some journalists just CANNOT find it inside of them to just be nice. They're nice to an extent but then have to end with a dig or an untruth (just to feel a bit powerful). Don't let him bother you. He's probably just in need of a good shag and we shouldn't hate him for that!!!
Oooooooh..... got a funny story for you. Occasionally when I'm on Myspace I look up people (certain celebs I know). Of course there are so many freaks out there that you never know if a celeb's page is really them or whether it's just someone pretending to be them (which it is 99% of the time). So, yesterday I looked up a friend of mine and saw "Duncan James" from Blue on his page. Normally I can look at someone's profile and tell straight away whether it's really them or not (it's easy to spot fakers when you know what you're looking for) but with Duncan's one; I wasn't sure so I clicked "add to friends" anyway. I then got a message from him saying "how do I know that this is the real Jodie Marsh?" to which I replied "how do I know that this is the real Duncan James?" - he then puts back "well, if this is the real Jodie Marsh; how many times have we F*cked?" - charming!!! I'm assuming it isn't the real Duncan as even though I've probably only met him a handful of times; I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be that crude! The answer is none, by the way, if anyone was wondering! Ha ha. What a weird old world though! If it does turn out to be the real Duncan then I'll be really surprised but I'm guessing it's just another one of those very scary people who live on their computer pretending to be someone they are not! Oh and while I think of it - I DO NOT have a Bebo (or whatever it's called) - apparently the freaks have moved from Myspace to there to try and pretend to be me! Jesus - what is wrong with people? Are their lives really that dull that they get their kicks from hiding behind a computer pretending to be a celeb? Personally I get my kicks from shagging fit men, making loads of money and spending time with my family and friends but hey - whatever floats your boat I suppose!
Lashes still hasn't told me what tattoo I've got to get (for the bet I lost to him). I'm actually quite dreading it now; though I will go through with it! He knows better than to get me to have "I love steak!" or something (in retaliation for his Meat is Murder tattoo!) - I'd rather dump him than get that! Ha ha. That said, my new tattoo "My Crazy Life" has healed up now so I am quite looking forward to getting another one. I need to feel that pain. Addicted? Me? Never!
Right I had better be off - it IS Valentine's Day after all. It's a bit rude of me to be sitting writing a blog while Lashes is cooking dinner! Hope you all had a good day today. I have had a very nice day and am looking forward to an evening of cuddles and sex and giggles.
Loads of love Jodie x x x
P.S Quote for the day: "Hate all you want but you can't break the girl who thinks NOTHING of you!" - love it - Sums up all my weirdo haters! Mwah!
P.P.S Get Heat mag this week! Big interview with me (ignore the man-in-need-of-a-shag being snotty at the end - he's just jellus cos I can drink two double espressos with 5 sugars in each without putting on weight!). Also in there is the story of Lashes' new tattoo (and pics!). Oh and I'm also getting loads of people on Myspace saying they don't want to buy Heat cos Jade's on the front but just this once ignore that fact and get it anyway - I know no one wants to read about her (and it's very boring now) but trust me, you'll LOVE my interview. It's honest and funny and true Jodie Marsh styleeeeeeee!!! Go get it!
P.P.P.S a poem written for me by Vicki (thanks babe - you did miss your vocation in life!)
Jodie's so down-to-earth, a real Essex girl
A shining example in a miserable world (!! :-P)
She's totally fab, puts all in the shade
Should front more mags, 'stead of terrible Jade!
She's better than Jordan (ugh), mush better by far
A talented writer, model and now, TV star
She'll battle and win, all on her own
From bitchy Heat to Carole Malone!
A beautiful face and sparkling wit
So Goddamn gorgeous, it makes you sick!
Stands up for her beliefs and fights for them well
All her detractors can just go to hell
4 years in the spotlight have seen her rise
From Essex Wives to Get a Life!
She's still going strong and reigning supreme
Miss Jodie Marsh, don't you ever give in!
P.P.P.P.S My Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird - add me, look at my pics and videos (in the gallery as well as on the profile page) and leave me comments!!!
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