Ok, so I've had a very eventful day - what's new? Don't I always? Ha ha. Today I have filmed a TV show at home about binge-drinking (I was talking about the fact that I don't binge drink - anyone who knows me knows I'm drunk after 2 vodkas so couldn't binge-drink even if I wanted to!). I managed to get Dave's cat in the interview as well so hopefully he will be on TV and be famous like Paddy and Lyla and the rest of the gang (wouldn't want the cat feeling left out!). After that I ran into Brentwood to get some food (and get some to take to Dave) and I also bumped into my mates Gary & Peppe. Had a quick catch up with them and then shot down to Dave's to take him the food. On the way there had a phone call from a journalist saying that Dave's ex was at the News of the World that very minute selling stories on us.
I've said I will tell you the full story of how Dave and I got together and I will (just not yet). In brief though, he was seeing someone before me (which I knew - go back and read my blog around the 1st Oct titled "I've seen the man of my dreams and I don't even know his name" - THAT'S my mystery man who I'm now marrying! - God damn - I TOLD you he was THE ONE!!!!!!). When we eventually got together he had just split from his ex (for reasons known to him and NOTHING to do with me). Unfortunately she has run straight to a newspaper to blab her mouth off about how I've ruined her life and stolen her man etc etc. Of course, we both know that really she just wants to pose in underwear for a paper and make money off my back (like all the old kiss n tell girls). Dave is a grown man and he had already made the decision to split with her before he even met me! Anyway, I was going to write the full love-story of how we met (and fell in love) tonight but Dave and I have decided to wait a bit (he's sitting here with me now) cos it's far too romantic and precious a story to be told in the same blog as one that's talking about people selling stories on us. We're just going to wait until all the bullsh*t has died down and then write it together. We don't want it to be tarnished by story-selling weirdos and other crap. When we tell it, we want the world to read it and share in our happiness. Plus, we want to prove that true love is real and DOES exist and we want to describe to you exactly how we are both feeling. It's like nothing either of us have ever felt before in our whole lives and we'll hopefully get that across when we tell our story. So I'm afraid you'll have to wait a bit longer for the love-story of the century! Ha ha.
Seriously though, we are soooooooo happy and both of us truly believe we were meant to be together. Nothing is going to change that and nobody will ever come between us. The bottom line is that this girl can say what she wants to whoever she wants. I hope she's happy with the small amount of money she will have made from the story cos after it's been and done (and is nothing but fish and chip paper), we will still have each other and be the happiest two people in the world. Her stories (and whatever lies she tells) will not affect us. Obviously it's a shock to Dave (cos he's never had to deal with this crap before) but I knew all along she would sell a story. I don't have a high IQ for nothing you know! Ha ha. I could smell a mile off that she would be that type (I won't go into it now but she's done some very hateful things to Dave since he ended it) so I knew the next step would be to bad-mouth us and make money out of us. It goes with the territory. As for me, well I'm just still grinning uncontrollably and have constant butterflies in my belly. Every time I look at him I go all weak and giggly. His name is Dave Doyle (like I told you on previous blogs - yes people he's the mystery man from the carvery who me and all my friends stalked for months!) and he's the man of my dreams and he's all MINE!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm used to people selling stories now and, as negative as it is, I expect it! You can't trust anyone when you do this job (apart from your true friends and family) and you just have to take the rough with the smooth.
I suppose I'm trying to say that deep down I don't even care if people read her story and believe it. They can think what they like (God if people STILL believe what they read then that's their problem - not mine!). I know the truth and Dave knows the truth. The truth is that we were made for each other, we're happier than we've ever been and we haven't done anything to hurt anyone else. When Dave ended it with his ex (because he wasn't happy - not because of me!), he did it in the nicest possible way! He even wanted to stay friends with her! Unfortunately she made that impossible, doing everything in her power to destroy him and get "revenge". This story is probably her last ditch attempt at making him miserable (and also the only time she will come into a lump of money like the one she is being paid for it!) Like I said - I hope she's happy and I hope she enjoys the money cos after it's gone she'll have nothing but me and Dave will still have each other and still be grinning like insane wallies! Oh - and we'll be married! Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! The Marsh is getting married. Ha ha. Finally I am a tamed woman! Good job I went a bit nuts this year and got it all out of my system. I am more ready now than I've ever been to settle down and to love and be loved. I want babies and everything!
Without telling you the story of how we met and fell in love - I CAN tell you that he is the fittest man alive! He has the best body and face in the world (seriously - go back and read my blog titled "I've seen the man of my dreams and I don't even know his name cos you'll get an idea of who I'm talking about). He's cute and sexy and boyish and manly all rolled into one. He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen and when I look at his lips I want to bite them! He's fit and strong and well-dressed (by that I mean PERFECT! He wears baggy ripped jeans and vests - NOT tight trousers and loafers!), he's got the best smile in the world (and perfect teeth - you know how mush of a thing I've got about rank teeth!). He's got the best taste in shoes (very important in a man) and he's a club DJ - wait for it - it gets better - he's a HOUSE music DJ. Oh my God - can he be any more perfect for me?! Jeez - when I looked at him all that time ago in the carvery and decided I loved him I didn't even know what he did for a living!! He's also a record producer (it just keeps getting better and better - already I have visions of him and Jordan working together! Ha ha), all my friends LOVE him and they have even booked us on next years holiday together! So - that's about it.
Yet again a weirdo has decided that the way forward is to make themselves look silly and desperate by appearing in a paper whinging about me. I'll say it again - I don't care what she says cos I know the truth and so do all the people around me and Dave and that's all that matters. But - let me tell you: I have PLENTY of true dirt on her (real nasty stuff) and I will be fully prepared to tell it to the world on here if her stories about us are really bad. We shall wait and see what comes out in the next few days! Babe - if you or any of your friends are reading this I'd think really carefully about what you wanna say about me and "The love of your life" (yeah right - you loved him so mush you trashed his house, stole from him and had people threaten to kill him) - I know all about what you did to your ex (R***y) and I'll have no problem in telling everyone. Then we'll see who's really "the baddie" here. Ok?! Just so you know sweetheart.
The bottom line is that me and Dave are totally head-over-heels in love and that's a GOOD thing. True love doesn't come along every day and I can honestly say that I have never been in love until now as the feelings I have for Dave outweigh anything I've ever felt in my life. It's like all this time I have just been wasting time and playing while I was waiting for him to come along and make an honest woman of me. Yeah blimey I've had fun along the way and I don't regret anything I've ever done but I am ready now to become a proper little wife. I feel like it's the beginning of a whole new life and I am so happy I can't even describe it!!!!!!!!
I'm off now to put my Christmas tree up with my fiancé. We are going to snuggle up and watch a film in the glow of the fairy lights afterwards and I am going to go to sleep in his arms smiling. All my friends have already said to me that they have never seen me look so happy. Apparently I am glowing!!!!!
Have a great night people - don't believe ANYTHING you read (unless you read it here or in one of my own books). All my love to all of you!
Jodie (and Dave Doyle - man of my dreams) x x x x x x x x
P.S he's also got the biggest pork-sword I've ever seen in my life! Like a babies arm it is........ sorry mum!
P.P.S - there's a pic of him on Myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird - enjoy people!
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