Vote Jo, vote Jo, vote Jo!!!!!!!!! Hell yeah - my mate Jo (from S club) is in CBB!!!! Woohooo! I was out with her a few weeks ago and she told me she'd been asked to do it. She asked me if I thought she should and I told her "YES!" She was worried though cos of how sh*t a time I'd had in there and asked again if she should do it; my answer? "Babe, it was a job! I made a f*cking fortune and so did my charity! Do it! You'll be amazing on it!" And she will! I'm so glad she's in there. I've also worked with Cleo Rocos - she's amazing and lovely too! She told me she cuts her own hair with a pen knife; the mentalist! We judged the Mr World competition together a few years ago and the pair of us didn't stop laughing the whole way through! We both fancied all the same men (and laughed at all the same ones for being either really weird or too wet!).
And now onto the one subject that I'm sure you all know is coming (regular blog readers will anyway!); Carole Malone. The ugly, no-good, talentless hag! She had the cheek to abuse me for going on CBB and now she's in there herself. Times must be hard for her, the poor love. Why else would she do a "crappy reality show"? I thought she was a credible, intelligent writer who didn't need to go on stupid shows like that?! No.... am I wrong? Oh sh*t sorry, yeah I'm wrong..... what was I thinking? She's also been on Celebrity Fat Club. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. How embarrassing! No matter how fat (or skint) I got; you would NEVER catch me on TV wobbling my flab about to the nation and trying to get rid of some of it (if I need to diet, I'll do it in private thank you!)! The woman pretends to be a journalist but she's actually more desperate to be famous than I am for a shag right now! Carole Malone - I am going to have sooooooo mush fun slagging you off for the week that you last in there! It's pay back time now and as the old bitch said herself "I can write whatever I want!" You see, old "desperate to be a celeb" Carole has slagged me off publicly more times than I have had boyfriends (and that's a lot). She's never met me (apart from once on the weakest link, where Anne Robinson pointed out to her that I am younger, prettier and richer than her - that didn't go down to well with fatty). She doesn't know the first thing about me and yet she took it upon herself to abuse me week after week in her sh*tty once-a-week column (which, apart from going on Fat shows, is all she does for a living so I believe). I don't really know what I've done to be on the receiving end of such hatred from the old bag but I do know that she is a witch and desperate to be famous and she sounds like a man. And someone please tell me... WHAT were the spangly jumper and Pat Butcher earrings all about?! Ha ha.
I really am going to enjoy slagging her off at every given opportunity just because I can. I know that two wrongs don't make a right and I know it's not big, clever or admirable to be nasty about people. But the way I see it... it's my website and I can say what I like. I'm not telling others to copy me or follow in my footsteps; in fact I would advise everyone else to "kill people with kindness" but let's face it - I haven't had a good old rant in ages, so I can rant all week about the bag and get it out of my system. Then I can go back to being loving and kind and caring. You get me?!
Carole Malone is a nasty piece of work. She's (I say "she" but I'm not even entirely sure it's actually female) jellus and bitter and desperate - in fact she's the total opposite of me. I'm fun and happy and so not desperate that I'd rather eat my own eyeballs than go to a celeb event at any point in the near future. I was also very glad the crowd booed her on going in (she's the only person in the world I would actually wish that on). Now the ugly old hag knows what it feels like to be hated on for no reason (cos let's face it, no one actually knew who she was but they booed her anyway!). I hope it makes her realise just how cruel life can be sometimes, and that us young, famous folk put up with a lot of sh*t (ie. we don't need even more from her!).
Anyway, rant about Carole over. I will try and be nicer from now on and say things like "I hope it makes her a nicer person" or "I hope it changes her for the better" or "perhaps she won't slag so many people off now" - though knowing me, she'll say something tomorrow that will piss me off and I'll be straight back on here ranting about the old cow.
So, aside from wanting Jo to win; I don't have a lot else to say about the others. I didn't know who a lot of them were to be honest. I'm going on CBB's Big Mouth next week so I'll start my "Vote Jo" campaign then. Seriously - she's real and honest and down to earth and a good mate. She'll be the realest person in that house anyway; that's for sure!
What else can I tell you? Oh yeah - my make-up artist Sophia (from the TV show I just presented) came over today. It was so nice seeing her. She's gonna come out and get drunk with us in the next few weeks. Thanks for showing me the naughty pics again Soph - I'll never tire of seeing those!
Tonight, after watching BB I watched a film with Jord and I am now doing this blog. I wonder, does anyone know what's going on with Myspace? I got a message from "Tom" saying that I can now have 300 pictures on my page but when I go to upload photos, it's still saying "you have reached your maximum of 100"? What's all that about? Are they lying to me?! Or playing some sort of evil joke?! Ha ha. I WANT 300 pics on it! I've got so many; I don't like being limited to 100 cos I can't choose which are my favourites! Message me on Myspace if you know the answer please!
Anyway, I'm off to chat to Dave now. Hope you have fun tomorrow whatever you are all doing. I'm going to stay in bed ALL day! I'm making the most of my week off before I go back to work next week. I was going to try and get away this month but already the diary is being filled up. I'm going to try and get Carole Malone's job at the Sunday Mirror tomorrow! Ha ha
Loads and loads of love Jodie x x x x x
P.S Quote for the day: "Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they can bring you an awful lot of satisfaction" - Jodie Marsh
P.P.S www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird is my myspace page and I have 100 private pics on there (300 soon if Myspace aren't lying), 6 private videos of me out shopping and at home and 5 videos of me in various work things (my best bits from BB, the FHM video of "Do You Think I'm Sexy?", French and Saunders doing a sketch of me and Jordan, the video from the Streets song that I am in and a clip of me from Fool Around With Jodie Marsh with an added on clip of me wearing the three belts at the FHM 100 sexiest women party). Enjoy it all people - it's free! And if you want to get my calendar (with my jugs and punani out and everything) then you can get it here www.officialcalendars.com
Baaaaaaaa x
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