My god, I have a headache from Hell. This weekend has been great but I had 5 vodkas last night (which is two more than I need to get really drunk) and I am paying for it today. Jordan played a pub gig last night and about a hundred of us went to it. The whole crew were there; me, Lashes, marge and parge, Tony trumpet, School Teacher Lauren, DJ Mark, Pants, Naomi, Rusty, Stiffy, Jenna, V (Veronica), La Tasca man and woman, Carolina, Jamie, Laura, Tasha, Spencer, Tony Trumpet's mum and dad, Ian Sax etc etc. ha ha - just realised what boring reading that would make if I just kept going on with all the names of who was there. Me and La Tasca woman were bored so decided to go out in silly clothes. She wore a ballgown and I went as a cave woman. Anyway, the gig ROCKED. Jord has had a month off the gigs to concentrate on song-writing and last night he played all the new songs he's written. They're all amazing but there's one in particular that makes me wet my knickers and when he played it, the whole pub was screaming. It was a proper rock n roll gig last night. He played Town Called Malice, Great Balls of Fire, Lazy Sunday and other similar stuff. We all stayed at the end shouting for more and eventually got to Sugar Hut at about 11.30pm. The whole pub emptied out and came with us.
I had a table reserved in the Hut but when we got there it was so busy that we couldn't all fit in. I don't think I've ever actually seen it that busy before and in a way it killed the night. I like to at least have room to dance and the only point I had a bit of space was when I climbed up on a beam on the ceiling and sat on it, looking down on the club. Still, we got drunk, had a small squashed dance and I fell into bed with the beautiful Lashes for a cuddle. I had invited everyone back to mine after the club but the two of us ended up sneaking out and going straight to bed. I thought for once that I could leave the entertaining to Jordan. Luckily DJ Mark called me at 3am and said "shall I get everyone back to your mum's instead of yours babe? You looked pretty tired!" Praise the Lord for Mark and his good sense. I was then able to get a half decent night's sleep instead of staying up doing impressions of Amy Winehouse and having arguments with Russ over why he feels the need to grope every single bird he comes into contact with (including all of Jordan's annoying ex's). I did get a text from Jord at 4am saying "why did you tell everyone to go to mum's?" though - I'm guessing he wasn't best pleased at having to play host for once! Ha ha. Never mind - I do it every week, at least twice a week and they all think nothing of staying at mine and keeping everyone up til 6am! It's about time someone else had a go! Plus, I wanted to have a romantic cuddle with Lashes and I wanted him all to myself. I had leopard-skin/black lace underwear on and everything!
Today we were woken up by Stiffy letting himself into the house. My dad had given him a set of keys. I was pleased though cos we had already decided last night that we would do a group dog walk today. Stiffy brought his two dogs over and me, him and Lashes went over the park and did a four mile walk with Stiffy's dogs and Paddy and Lyla. It was very cold and windy but good cos it blew our hangovers away. After that 8 of us went to the carvery and had a roast dinner. Thank God for being famous; there was a 2 hour wait for a table but we only had to wait 5 minutes - turns out there ARE perks after all. Ha ha. After 5 long hard years in the business, I finally realise that it's worth it, if only to get a roast dinner quickly!
After dinner we all went to the Slug & Lettuce and have been there ever since. A few more joined us in there too and everyone except me and Lashes started drinking again. We left them there with big purple lips (from the red wine) and we now have our fingers crossed that they don't come knocking on the door in a few hours, drunk and wanting a party at mine! We are both knackered and want a nice night's sleep.
I think I told you that we have booked Cyprus for this Summer. Initially there were 12 of us going. In the last two weeks, that number has grown to 20 and there are still more who want to book it. We are now counting the days til we go! We are so excited. Last year it was one of the best holidays we've had and it can only get better with more people! Plus this year we are going for 2 weeks instead of just one! I might have to sneak a cheeky holiday in before that as it's still ages away but I am literally wetting myself every time I think about it! Sarah is taking the place of Dave Boil. When the boys went and booked it; they booked him into my room but that was before he cheated on me. Sarah was going to go and book it anyway so it's all worked out just fine. Now she's just gonna give me the money so I'm not having to pay double because of the cheat.
Just to mention Big Brother (cos Jo came out on Friday); poor Jo is not in a good way. She's devastated at how she's come across. I won't go into too mush detail about it but it's not good. I will obviously keep you updated but for now instead I will talk about the real bully; Jade. I am so disgusted at her cheap attempts to rectify the situation. Anyone with half a brain can see that she has a giant PR firm around her who are doing everything in their power to save her career. I really hope all the journalists don't' fall for her stupid stunts (ie. planning trips to India etc like she's some sort of Princess Diana reincarnated) and I really hope they refuse to write about her. I don't normally wish bad things upon people (not that not writing about someone is particularly bad anyway) but I have had just about as mush as I can take. Jade should never have been put on a pedestal in the first place and as I said on Big Brother's Big Mouth; I'm embarrassed to be from the same country as her. Only in England would our biggest celeb be someone with no talent, brain or looks. Go to Italy, America; in fact anywhere else in the world, and on the front covers of magazines are people who are truly celebrated for the right reasons and because they are an example to others. Jade is not an example to anyone (I can't imagine anybody alive actually WANTING to be like her). I think the only reason she's done so well anyway is because this country as a whole is so miserable, bitter and insecure and she's not a threat. No girl wants someone like Pammie on the front of their favourite gossip mag cos they'd be scared and threatened if their boyfriend were to pick it up and perve over her. Put Jade on the front, however, and you won't ever have to worry. That's the only conclusion I can come to as to why our press have "loved" her so mush. That and the fact that they only build people up to knock them down anyway. With Jade they didn't need to knock her down cos she was such an idiot all along that she was the perfect front cover of a magazine. Instead of ripping someone to shreds for putting on a few pounds, they could just put Jade on the front and immediately feel better about themselves.
Anyway, not going to go on about it (cos you KNOW I'm right. Hee hee), just want to say that I really hope this is the last of Jade and that our press don't fall for her stupid stunts put together by her PR company so that she can carry on earning tons of money for pretending to be more stupid than she actually is. Jo doesn't have a massive PR company around her and because of that she is going to suffer immensely and she's going to either disappear or be hated forever more. Jade however will have twenty people working non stop for her to try and save her. She won't have to do anything apart from pretend to be so upset that she might "kill herself" and have a free trip to India and suddenly she'll be great again. It's bullsh*t. Don't fall for it people - we've all seen her true colours and lets not forget them! I called her a bully on here on the 12/10/05 and I was right all along. Jermaine and Shilpa must think us Brits are totally bonkers. I mean, they are from places where only the most beautiful, hard-working, talented and intelligent people are famous. They must have took one look at Jade and her mum and thought "what?" As Shilpa said "I am here representing my country. If this is what this country has to offer then it's a shame" - yeah Shilpa; damn right it's a shame. It's more than a shame - it's embarrassing. By having Jade on the front of all our magazines, we are saying "this is the best we've got!" what a joke - it makes us look like a nation of idiots............
Rant over. I am going to go to bed with Lashes and some sexy underwear now. I've had a brilliant weekend. I've been surrounded by all my best mates and I've had lots of fun. Back to the grind tomorrow! Hope you all had a fun weekend too and I wish you all a very happy Monday!
Lots and lots of love
Jodie x x x x
P.S Quote for the day "Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other" George Eliot
P.P.S a little poem someone called Spencer wrote for me. I love it:
There was a girl called Jodie Marsh
She has all been a bit of a laugh
She writes her daily blog
And she's got the cutest dog
She's got the best smile ever
Which will make u shiver
If u read what this girl writes
You will know her facts are right
So for all you fakes out there
Get a life or you're in for a scare
So I would just like to say
At the end of every day
She gives out loads of inspiration
Not only to me but to the whole nation
So this poem is here to let you know
That Jodie is the realest girl on the road
P.P.P.S my myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird - feel free to add me as a friend, watch my videos (on the profile page and in the gallery), look at my pictures and leave me a comment. Just please don't get offended if I don't reply - I get 5,000 messages a day! x
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