Hello!!! I've had the best day ever today! Why? Because a really big TV channel told me today that they want the TV show I wrote. Yipeee! It's a format I wrote last year and I've had it under wraps ever since. We finally gave it to someone to look at and they loved it and said they wanted it! Also, I am now setting up my own production company so that I can make other TV shows myself! Think I might call it "Slutbags and Gimps" - like it.......
As you can probably guess; I've been in meetings most of the day (and very productive they have been too). I dropped Lashes at the station this morning at 6.30am and then came home to get ready to go to the office. I spent a few hours there and then came back to Brentwood to meet Jordan, V and Jenna (who treated me to a late lunch - very nice of her!). After that I came home to chill out as I didn't feel too well. I've had a bit of a cold these last few days (one of those where your body aches and you keep going hot and then cold). I woke up the other morning drenched in sweat (nice!) with Lashes shouting "What the Hell???" when he realised he was lying in a puddle of my sweat!
Anyway, I also did an interview for Bizarre magazine today. Bizarre is the weird/freaky magazine that has a lot of piercings, tattoos and fetish stuff in it. The interview was set up to promote my Living TV show and a very good interview it was too. The guy interviewing me (James) had read all my blogs and he joked that he hoped I wasn't going to go away and write nasty things on my blog about him (like I did about the Heat man who had a chip on his shoulder and an urge to compulsively lie). I made it clear that when people are nice to me then I am nice back. I have no reason to be horrid about someone who has been lovely to me. And anyway; I only tell it the way I see it. Nothing wrong in that is there? The Heat man had NO reason whatsoever to be horrid to me and if he didn't like me then why didn't he have the balls to tell me to my face instead of being all smarmy and nice and then slating me behind the cover of a magazine? Besides; as loads of people on Myspace have pointed out - why would they put Jade on the front with a sob story (trying to make people feel sorry for her) after we all saw the way she behaved in CBB and then be nasty to me (when I haven't done anything wrong)? It just doesn't make sense. Anyway, who cares?! Point is that I speak my mind and I don't take crap from anyone. If someone is horrid to me then I tell a few truths about them (for all the world to see!). I'm not scared of anyone (well except a girl who I think might stab me - more about her later) and I won't bow down to people just to get in magazines. If someone is an idiot to me then I say they are an idiot. I don't tell lies - I don't need to. I just say what I feel. And it's why every single one of you reading this now is addicted to it....... tee hee ')
Anyway, after the somewhat "different" and slightly scary interview (he asked me would I rather have sex with an animal or a dead body!!!!!! What's that all about?!), he then asked me about the bet I lost to Lashes (for those that haven't yet read recent blogs; I lost a bet and now have to have anything Lashes wants tattooed on my body). I told him that Lashes hasn't yet come up with anything and he asked if he could run a competition for their readers whereby the readers send in ideas for what I should have and Lashes gets to pick his favourite! Guess what people......? I told him "yes". So, details will be available shortly but basically if you send in a funny/horrid/weird/stupid tattoo idea (whether it be a picture or words) then they will all be submitted to Lashes at some point in the near future and I will be getting whichever one he deems to be "the best" (or in his mind "the most ridiculous"). Don't send anything to SEM though - the designs and ideas need to go to Bizarre mag. I will let you know as soon as I have more details or where to send them! God I am a glutton for punishment.
Deep down I don't really care. It's only skin and you know how mush I love the burn of the tattoo needle! I'd get my whole body tattooed if only it wouldn't look absolutely hideous! I'm always up for a laugh and doing something different and this is certainly different. Plus, Lashes still hasn't come up with anything for me to have anyway (though if I had kept my mouth shut I would have got away with it) so I might as well let the readers of Bizarre mag choose me a tattoo!
Moving on; I want to talk about stalkers. I have lots of them. I have dozens and dozens of them who pretend to be me on things like Bebo and Myspace, I have ones that stalk me online (spending their whole day slagging me off on weirdo forums - very strange) and I also have one who actually follows me around Brentwood.
This one in particular tries to befriend all my mates and copies all my clothes. Out of all of my stalkers she is the only one who bothers me. The reason she bothers me is that everywhere I look I see her; dressed like me and trying to chat up one of my friends. If you read this then you probably have also seen my Myspace by now too. I regularly update my pictures on there and this girl watches what I wear (by viewing my new pics and/or by standing next to me when I'm in a club) and then she goes out in almost exactly the same outfit the following week. I wear a tutu, she wears one. I wear fishnets, stockings & leg-warmers, she wears them. I wear a red and black sex outfit, she wears one etc etc. Now, I know that when people copy your clothes you are supposed to take it as a compliment but this is just too weird. She has tried to befriend every single person that is close to me and she has almost exact copies of all of my outfits. She never speaks to me (only to my friends) and she hovers around our table every single time we're out. When I was single I would also dance sexily with the DJ behind the decks in the nightclub and she has even taken to doing this (even though she doesn't even know him). She takes her camera everywhere she goes and all she does all night is take pictures of herself with all my friends (who are too polite to say "no") and/or take pictures of herself in all the same poses as me in all my pics. At first I thought it was strange behaviour but as it has got worse and worse; I am now slightly worried. I feel like the woman in the film Single White Female. I think she might try and kill me one day. If I suddenly disappear then my friends will know who to point the finger at! Ha ha. Seriously though; it's scary!!! It's got to the point where some of my more, lets say, "vocal" friends have tried to tell her that her behaviour is scary and that she needs to leave me alone but still she stands 2 feet away from me every time I go out and still she copies all my outfits (even though everyone saw me in it the week before - she doesn't care!).
You've got to try and imagine it from my point of view here. This girl copies everything I wear, she tries to befriend every single person I know by hanging off their arm in a club (with one eye always on me) and/or by leaving constant messages on all my friends myspaces. She copies my behaviour (she won't dance with anyone unless she has already seen me dance with them) and then she takes pictures of all of it! The thing is; I'm not being horrible. She's not some loving fan who just wants to be like me. She's a grown woman who knows fully what she is doing and is scaring me now! She openly tries to snog my male friends in front of me (which wouldn't bother me in the slightest if she was a normal girl). She's very clever in how she does it because in the beginning (when some of us didn't realise quite how bad it was), she was really nice to all my friends (bear in mind she doesn't speak to me at all); offering them lifts to places in her car and inviting them to go back to her house after a club (because she had loads "of drink"). Initially everyone thought she was just being nice (even though they had already commented on how she copied all my outfits) and some of them even took her up on her "nice" offers. Now though, my mates are thoroughly p*ssed off and don't want to go out in Brentwood for fear of seeing her.
When we first knew of this girl she had a group of girl friends who we saw her out with a lot. Now, she appears to have dumped all her mates (or they have dumped her) and she hangs around with friends of friends of mine (who she's only just met). The other week she was even at my mate's birthday on her own at the table. I was trying to speak to my mate and she was clamped to his side. I don't want to get too close to her in case she stabs me or something!
Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you because I share everything else and I like people to know what's happening in my life. She actually stalks me even more than what I've told you but I won't go into it now (that's for another time!). Let's just say I am a bit worried and am not going to go out in Brentwood for a while. I've seen that film Single White Female (good film by the way) and it's NOT pretty! Yikes!!!!!
So, I hope you are all having a nice week! I am! I'm so excited about my TV show (well, about both of them; the one I wrote and the one that's out on the 1st March on Living). I'm also excited to see what Lashes is doing for me on Saturday! I've been chatting to two of my best girlie mates on Myspace (who are both single and in need of a bloke) and we can't seem to find any fit men on there! Fit men come forward!!! Show yourselves to us! I've trawled through 140,000,000 of the bastards and not one!!! Joke! Though I said to my mate earlier "I thought I found a good-looking one but then I realised I didn't have my lenses in!" - where are all the fit men? Sarah and Vonnie need one!!! It's all about dirty internet sex talk these days don't you know?! Until you find out that the "fit bloke" you've been talking to is actually a 50 year old troll anyway! Just don't give your phone numbers out people! Lots of weirdos out there!
I'm off - got stuff to do!
Loads and loads of love Jodie x x x x
P.S Quote for the day "If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning "good morning" at total strangers!" Maya Angelou
P.P.S a poem written for me by Caitlin on Myspace (thanks babe - still loving the poems!)
So There's This Girl,
She's A Total Pearl,
She Makes Me Laugh,
And She Has A Big Toy Giraffe,
Jodie Is Her Name,
Her Beauty Puts Other Celebs To Shame,
She Has A Bloke Called Lashes,
He Has A Tattoo That He Flashes,
It Says MEAT IS MURDER,
So Don't Eat That Burger!
Jodie You Are A Top Bird,
So Let Your Voice Be Heard.
We Can't Forget Paddy,
He's The Big Daddy,
And Little Lyla Plum,
So Sweet Although She Looks Quite Dumb,
So Anyway Its Time For Me To Go,
I Look At You And I Think Woah!
Jodie You Are The Real Deal,
Don't Give Up Jodie; Keep It Real.
P.P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird
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