Woooohoooooo! I am sooooooo happy! I can't even tell you why though! I just feel the most alive I have ever felt! I've just got back from a work-out at the gym with Karolina. We did an hour session then had fifteen minutes in the boiling hot sauna followed by a minute in the freezing cold plunge pool.
I am now back at home sipping on my Evian water (got 500ml to go before I reach my 2 litres for the day).
I've had a really nice day today. This morning I spent clearing yet more stuff out of my house and then I went to Brentwood to meet Jordan, Steve, Zoe and V.I.M (very important man) for lunch. After lunch I did some filming and press pictures in the St Francis Hospice to publicise the fact that I am selling all my old clothes in there for the charity. They now have my famous "Sexpert" t-shirt (the one with all the scores of my ex-boyfriends on the back of it) and they also have a load more red-carpet outfits. They have the little blue furry bra and knickers I wore to the Premiere of Scooby Doo, they have the grey and yellow stripey mini-dress I wore to the Premiere of 50 Cent's film Get Rich Or Die Trying. They have the white pin-striped suit I wore to the Premiere of Scary Movie and they have the outfit I wore to the Premiere of Tom Cruise's The Last Samurai. They are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head (there are LOADS more red carpet outfits in there). After posing half-naked in a giant pile of my clothes for the paps, I grabbed another bite to eat (a healthy brown-bread sandwich) and then I came home to get ready for the gym.
Ooooh, I know something funny I can tell you. Lyla has just turned a year old. I knew that any time now she would be due her first season (like a doggy period). I came home two days ago to find my cleaners here. They had put the dogs out in the garden while they were cleaning. One of them said to me as I walked in "Jode - there was blood on your kitchen floor when we came in" (I had only been out for an hour and there was no blood when I left) so I ran outside to see what the dogs were up to and yep - you guessed it; Paddy was getting his rocks off! When they finally separated, I took Lyla to my mum's house and got a b*llocking from my mum and dad for "letting" them shag! I didn't even know they were shagging and I only found out about the blood when the cleaners told me! Oh well, I'm hoping Lyla isn't up the duff (though secretly I would LOVE it if she was) but the poor things now have to stay separated for a month so that they don't shag again. Paddy is a very depressed little soldier now. He hasn't left my side for two days. He wants constant attention. He HATES being without Lyla now! Lyla is ok cos she's got all the Chihuahuas for company (my mum and dad still won't let me bring them to live with me permanently cos they say will miss them too mush - instead they come to visit for the day and then go back again at night). Poor Paddy has got the right sulks though. I quite like his need for attention though I have to say. Every night when we're in bed he snuggles right up to me and rests his chin on my belly. It's so cute!
I'll be glad when Lyla isn't on heat anymore though cos Paddy will be sooooooo happy to be back with her!
Yesterday I went to get my car washed (and cleaned inside too). Jord followed me down there on his motorbike and picked me up and we went off for a little bike ride while it was being done. After that we met up with Boy in the Attic (Max) and V.I.M and had a coffee in a bar. Last night I had to make a really important call at 10pm so I didn't want to go to the gym (if we go at night we don't get out of there til 11.30pm). Instead Karolina came over to mine and we did an hour of Leg Magic, free weights, sit-ups with medicine ball and bum stuff on the giant ball. Jordan popped over half way through our work out, took one look at us, shook his head, grabbed a dvd off my shelf and left. He was the one who talked me into getting fit and toned and now he thinks we are a pair of weirdos! ha ha.
I am soooo grateful to Jord still though. After that lecture he gave me one night in Pizza Express (where he shouted at me and told me to get a grip of every aspect of my life); I have done nothing but improve everything around me; my body, my house, my car, even my clothes (hence the big clear out - to make room for new stuff). I'm making an effort with everything in my life. I used to happily throw on a manky old tracksuit and go out with last night's make-up still on - NO MORE!!!!! I am the upgraded model of Jodie Marsh! Ha ha. Now, my house is spotless every minute of every day. My washing is always done, my cupboards are full of healthy foods (and not out-of-date crisps like they used to be!), my skin is looking amazing (thanks to special creams, exfoliating & freezing cold plunge pools) and I've even managed to shift the cellulite I had started to accumulate! I feel like a teenager again (though I also feel scarily like a real adult too!). Never before have I been this organised. I'm now taking cups out of people's hands before they've even finished drinking so that I can load the dishwasher! Ha ha.
I'm still having all the fun I used to but I appreciate it even more cos everything is so organised and tidy and good. I'm telling you; a clean and tidy house DOES mean a clean and tidy mind. My house had never been dirty; I mean I have cleaners come every week, but I had accumulated a LOT of junk over the years that I had been hording! Now though it's all gone and everything is sparkly every day (and not just on the day the cleaners have been). My healthy eating has given me even more energy than I already had and my new tidy dressing room means that I can find something to wear easily every day (instead of having to root around piles of clothes on the floor).
It's like I've spring-cleaned my whole life! The only actual problem (that's not really a problem - which shows you just how happy I am right now) is that my triceps hurt from all the work we did on them yesterday. Other than that, I can honestly say that I am happy with everything around me. All I need now is a man to share it all with!
I don't just want any old man though (that's OLD Jodie-style). Oh no.... now I want the PERFECT man. I know he exists - it's just a matter of him finding me! I want him to be perfect in every way: looks, body, mind, brain, heart, soul.... I want the full package. Never again will I settle for a 30-year old cat-owning, non-driving man on the dole!!!! No - I want a man who doesn't just drive, I want one who knows how to ride a motorbike, sail a boat AND fly a plane. I want a man who has dogs as pets (not a fluffy girlie cat - mush as I LOVE cats; men need dogs to go jogging in the park with. lol). I want a man who actually works for a living (so that he can pay for MY dinner occasionally instead of the other way round) and I want a man who can make me laugh!
I had a really long chat with Sarah earlier and one of the things we said was that there's no point in having a man unless he totally adds to our lives in every way. Cos unless he adds to your life in every way then all you're really getting out of it is sex - which most of the time isn't that good anyway - in my whole life I've probably had three men who really knew what they were doing in that department (I'm talking earth-shattering, bringing-tears-to-your-eyes-when-you-cum style sex). Let's face it, all sex is nice but there is a MASSIVE difference between just alright sex and full-on AMAZING sex. And the other thing is; I really can live without it now. I haven't had it for ages and I'm not even missing it! So..... there's no point getting with a bloke just to have some alright sex (when he can't satisfy you in any other way). When I next get a man, he will be one who can stimulate me mentally, teach me things, make me laugh, say "no" to me occasionally (don't ever want a wet man again), be there for me when it really counts AND give me good sex. I want it all! And I am determined to hold out until I find that (hence me being so confident about my bet with Tony - see previous blogs). The next man I get with will be so amazing that I will never want to let him go! He won't just be something to get excited over for a few weeks and to dump when I get bored. I know I haven't exactly been amazing to some of the men I've been out with. Some of them I dumped and they hadn't even done anything wrong! The point is; I wasn't with them for the right reasons. I was with them cos I was bored and needed a bit of fun. In fairness though; I HAVE said to all my recent boyfriends "don't fall in love with me!" before I started going out with them (cos I knew in my heart that it wouldn't last).
Anyway, enough of that. All I'm saying is that right now my head is more screwed on than it's ever been. I am doing all the things I should have been doing for years and I feel amazing for it. Oh - that reminds me, I'm doing a course soon on Get-away Driving! Ha ha. It's a course where you learn how to drive like a stunt-man or racer! It's for if you ever get in trouble and need to get away really quickly from a weirdo or something. I don't think I'll ever need that (cos my truck is so huge that I'd be able to drive straight through brick walls if I really needed to) but I'm just going to go and do it for fun (cos I know I will LOVE it). I'll let you know when I do it and how it was!
So, I had better be off. Paddy has now put himself to bed in a mood (cos he got bored of waiting for me). I'm going to watch myself on A Bear's Tale tonight in bed (cos I bought the dvd the other day) and then I'm going to read some more of the book I'm reading at the moment (I read 'Be Careful What You Wish For' by Alexandra Potter last week - it was really good! One for the girls!). Hope you are having a good week so far. Lots and lots of love Jodie x x x x
P.S Don't forget - the sale of pretty mush my whole wardrobe starts at the St Francis Hospice, in the High St in Brentwood, Essex at 2pm on Saturday 28th April. There's also a signed pic for everyone who buys something and I will be there myself to help sell stuff. Oooh - just remembered they also have the orange g-string in there that I wore on the streets of London (with builders hazard tape across my boobs and a power drill and hard hat) when I was promoting a builders merchants new clothing range!
P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird - add me! x x x x
P.P.P.S Quote for the day: "When we realise that all that happens is for our Highest good, we understand the wonderful saying.... 'Don't sweat the small stuff.... And it's ALL small stuff!' " Susan Jeffers, Author.
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