Monday, 27 October 2008

2nd April 2007 - My ladies bits hurt!! I am a walking injury and tomorrow I will be walking like John Wayne!!!

Hi there.....

I have had a very nice day indeed. I wasn't working today so I drove into London this morning to do a bit of shopping. Kyle met me there and came home with me at lunch time. When we got back to Brentwood we went to meet Jordan for lunch in a fabulous little trendy restaurant (and sat outside cos it was so lovely and sunny). After that the three of us took the dogs for a walk in the park and then when we got back my neighbour came knocking at the door. He had a delivery for me. Last week I ordered a thing called Leg Magic. It's a weird thing you stand and move about on that tones your legs, thighs & bum. Since I got on my mission to get fit and toned I have been buying lots of gym stuff. This Spring I want to build my own indoor gym (if I can actually find the time to sort it out). Anyway, me and Kyle were like excited kids ripping the packaging off the Leg Magic and we spent the next hour and a half taking it in turns to go on it. It is now midnight and we are officially f*cked! Our inner thighs are burning to Hell! Basically we were going to go to the gym but we got carried away playing with Leg Magic, my weights and the medicine ball. Before we knew it, Alex was here! She had come to do my hair. She was going to do it last night but neither of us was in the mood so we went out for dinner instead and had wicked girlie chats. She arrived at 5pm (at the same time as my mum, dad and brother). Suddenly I had a house full and we were all laughing and trying out the new leg-toning machine. My mum loved it so I am going to buy her one too!

Eventually Alex started on my hair and everyone else sat chatting in the other room. Alex didn't finish my hair (cut and colour) til 10pm cos we were messing about the whole time and Kyle and Jordan were entertaining us. As soon as we were finished we then did another hour of exercise, including millions of sit-ups and weights. I think we have actually done more today than we would have done if we had been to the gym! I am definitely going to go tomorrow at some point though. I can't miss a day now! I feel amazing! I am still eating only fruit, salad and veg in the week and weekends I treat myself and eat whatever I want. It's great. I find myself feeling really good all week (cos I've been so healthy) and then I also look forward to weekends cos I can treat myself to roast potatoes and chocolate!!!

Someone messaged me on Myspace earlier asking how my finger was (thanks for asking. Lol). Erm.... It's still broken. I'm actually amazed that it still hurts so mush after all this time. I still can't use it to do anything (I can't even press a button on my phone with it!) - I can't put any pressure on it at all (and if I forget and touch something, I get the most violent shooting pain in it). It's starting to wind me up now actually cos there are so many things I can't do properly. Like, even walking the dogs; I have to hold the leads in the other hand! I have even had to master typing without using it!!! I have no idea how long a broken finger takes to heal (or how long til it's not so painful) - perhaps I should try and find out really?! It's horrid!!!! L To add to the pain, I was tidying up a bit earlier and I snagged my other finger on a bit of metal! I now have a big bleeding gash on it! Lovely! I also have a fag burn on my arm from the weekend (that doesn't appear to be getting any better) and my tattoo is still sore! Ha ha. I am a walking injury! I'm just waiting for the pain to kick in tomorrow from Leg Magic. It not only hurt my bum, thighs & legs but it hurt my ladies bits too! Ha ha. The faster I went on it, the more it hurt down there!!! I just know that I won't be able to walk tomorrow! That or I'll be walking like I had a really hardcore session with a fit bloke....... if only

It is Lyla's first birthday today! We have all spoiled her rotten! We don't buy them presents (well, we do but only at Christmas) but we give them even more fuss than normal. She has had cuddles and kisses from everyone today and she hasn't even been told off. Lyla is the naughty one of the two and at least once a day she gets told "No!" when she's doing something bad. Today though we let her get away with doing what she wanted! ha ha. That said, Jordan did tell her off first thing this morning before he knew it was her birthday and then he felt guilty afterwards! We really do treat these dogs like they are human!

I ordered another set of pro-jumpers today! I figured that I need another set for when I have friends over. There's no point me being the only one on them! I need a pro-jump partner. Whoever is around can use the other set and we can bounce all over the place together. It'll be mush more fun. Not that I can use mine at the moment anyway, due to the dirty great tattoo I've just had put up the back of my leg, but when it heals up I will be bouncing all over the place again and whoever is with me can bounce too. They are soooooo mush fun!!!

This last week I have been sooo busy! In between working like a Trojan, I have been to the doctor's for a regular check up, the opticians for an eye test (and been told my eyes have deteriorated even more and I have "dry eye" from wearing my lenses too mush), I have had my nails and hair done. My car has been serviced and I am getting it washed and cleaned inside tomorrow or the day after. I have had Tony and Jordan clean my whole patio in the garden ready for Summer and I have weeded all the flower-beds myself. I'm a right little Miss Perfect at the moment! Ha ha. All the things I normally put off and hate doing have been done within a week! I've even got all my receipts ready for my mum (without her having to shout at me for them!). Seriously; I'm starting to worry that I'm not really me! I'm never this organised!!! What's going on?! On top of all that, I have managed to get my TV Production company off the ground, I have been working like mad on a secret project, I have been out partying and still found time to perve with MSN Boy!!! Woooooh! Life is full! The only thing that isn't perfect right now is the fact that my house needs a hovering and polishing but there's no point me doing it myself cos my cleaners are coming tomorrow.

Seriously; what has happened??? Not only am I never this organised (or grown up) but I've never been this healthy in my life either. Until now, the thought of setting foot inside a gym (or eating only fruit and veg all week) has made me feel sick! Suddenly I am a changed person and I don't even know why! I love it though. I really do feel a bit grown up! I suppose I feel more in control too. Not that I wasn't in control before (well, I have always been a little bit out of control and always will be.....) but I just feel like I am thinking more about everything I do. I am thinking before I stuff chips in my mouth. I am thinking about how mush water I'm drinking (Ooooh - that's another point - I am drinking 2 litres of water a day! Never done that before either!). I am thinking about what other things I can do to improve my fitness and stamina. For example; earlier when everyone went home, I thought "I can sit and read some more of the book I am reading at the moment or I can have a tidy up" I chose to tidy up cos I thought it would be better to do something active than sit on my arse with a book! Normally I wouldn't even think about it - if I wanted to read the book I just would! Wow - big things are happening!

Ooooh - also I am recycling EVERYTHING! I've got those new orange sacks and I have four of them out by the bin. One has plastic in it, one has cardboard, one has paper and one has tins. Whereas before I only really recycled glass and paper, I am now not throwing anything away. Everything gets put in its' correct sack. It's a pain having four giant orange sacks in the kitchen but I know it's worth it! I've always given clothes and shoes to charity shops too - Dave the Boil made a fortune for the British Heart Foundation. He left his whole wardrobe here and me and Jord took the whole lot down there. See.... He DID do something good after all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So.... I am off to do another ten minutes on my Leg Magic before I collapse into bed and wait for the pain to come tomorrow. Paddy and Lyla are knackered. After their walk, they tumbled each other over in the garden for two hours and now they are fast asleep on the rug behind me. It's been a very nice day but I need to go and take my lenses out before my eyes get starved of oxygen and grow red veins over my pupils to protect themselves!

Lots and lots of love Jodie x x x x

P.S Quote for the day: "The question of the value and meaning of existence is unlike any other question: Man does not seem to become really serious until he faces it" Karl Jaspers, German Psychiatrist

P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird

No comments: