2nd May 2007 - I have just been licked by a tiger!

Helloooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I haven't written in ages. I've been a busy bee running round trying to sort out my life!

As you know, I had a massive clear out of my wardrobe and gave a load of clothes to the St Francis Hospice in Brentwood High Street. We had the sale last Saturday and it went really well! We even had two girls come all the way from Birmingham for it and another couple from Liverpool. In the end we decided not to sell my "Sexpert" T-shirt or my pink Big Brother top (the one I wore when I was evicted) because we had loads of offers from people. We have decided to let people place bids for them so that we raise the most amount of money possible for the charity. I know that we have already had a £200 offer on the Sexpert T-shirt. I will let you know how and where to place bids as soon as we work it out!

Right now I have a pounding headache (so I apologise if this isn't as eloquent as it could be - brain not functioning). I had a really tough morning in meetings and then I spent the afternoon with my mate Michelle who has finally come home from Australia. I took her to an animal park and we hand-fed fully grown male tigers (they grow up to 3.3m in length in case you didn't know. Lol). It was an amazing afternoon but I have had stressful phone conversations the whole time (in between being licked by a tiger) and now my head is on the verge of exploding. It's one of those headaches that just won't shift as well (the worst kind). I think I need to go and lie down in a dark room.

What else have I been up to? Well, I got my dad to fire up the old mini moto and I spent an afternoon screaming up and down the road on it. I've still been going to the gym all the time and I've been perving still with MSN Boy. I still desperately need a man but the perving with him is keeping me going until I find one

I drove up to Fleetwood yesterday to have lunch and spend the afternoon with Syd Little and his wife Sheree. It was sooooooo nice! The last time I saw Syd was when we were both on Celebrity Big Brother's Little Brother with Dermot. I've been meaning to go and see him and the wife for ages! We went to an animal farm before lunch and it was amazing. They do a lot of work with kids that have special needs and my luck was in yesterday cos it was baby season! Lol. Basically every animal in the park had babies and I got to hold and touch loads of them. I held baby goats & lambs. I cuddled calves and chicks and baby miniature donkeys (my idea of Heaven). After that we went to a lovely restaurant and caught up on all the gossip. Finally after about four hours with Syd and Sheree; me and my mate Adam drove to Blackpool to go on all the rides. We put a fiver in pound coins in the parking meter, jumped out all excited, walked half a mile to the entrance and it was bloody shut!!!!!!!! The Pleasure Beach was shut! Can you believe?! Gutted! We then drove for four hours to get home and went to see my mum and dad instead. I'm going to go to Chesington soon instead. Stuff Blackpool and it being closed!

I have been practising on my pro-jumpers. Now though I have knee-pads, elbow-pads and wrist-guards so I feel safer. I have the WORST balance in the world and although I am fine walking in them (and also good at jumping on one leg), for some reason I still can't bounce using both legs at the same time without holding onto something! Hopefully I WILL master it any day now!

My devil's tail tattoo has healed very nicely and I actually really like it now. Michelle saw it today and said she loves it. She said "it's very you!" Funny - I was dreading it so mush (and rightly so, considering one of the entries was to have Peter Andre's face tattooed on me) and yet now I think it's one of my best!

My headache is still giving me grief. I'm going cos I really can't concentrate on what I'm writing and it hurts to look at the screen. I need to lie down.

I will write again tomorrow with the details of how to bid for the Big Brother and Sexpert t-shirts. Hope you're all having a good week! Loads of love (with a throbbing head) Jodie x x x x x