Yet again it has been a heavy and great weekend! I'll start with Friday night. I took my mum, dad and brother to see Dirty Dancing the Musical. OH MY GOD! It is soooooooo good! If you like the film then you NEED to see the show! Everyone was amazing in it but the two main characters (Baby and Jonny) were more than amazing. It was honestly like watching Jennifer Gray and Patrick Swayze together live on stage! Even their speaking voices were spot on! It was incredible! Me and my mum cried the whole way through Time of My Life! Geeks! At the point when Jonny bursts into the ballroom at the end (just before "nobody puts Baby in the corner"), the guy playing Jonny burst through a fire exit right next to us in the theatre. Me and my mum nearly fainted! It felt like it was actually HIM, we had goosebumps and everything! Ha ha.
Just before the show we all went to an Italian for dinner. The whole way to London we were having a debate about being vegetarian and Jordan was arguing that he will never give up dead animal or fish. It ended with me having the hump and telling him to be quiet. In the restaurant Jordan ordered some pasta dish with clams in it. When it arrived; the clams were off (Jordan trained to be a chef and he said that if they are still closed tightly after cooking then it means they are off - apparently they should open once cooked). He called the head waiter over and quietly told him that all 30 clams in the dish were off. The head waiter then stood and argued that they were fine. For a start, does he not know that "the customer is always right" and secondly - if the customer is a trained chef then even more so, you don't argue with him! Jord got the hump and insisted that they were off and that he would get food poisoning if he ate them (no risk of that if you're veggie of course). The guy goes away and comes back with a whole plate of raw clams to show him (God only knows why he did this as it didn't prove anything). Jordan tells him that it doesn't matter and that we didn't have time to wait for a new dish anyway so the guy goes away and leaves the whole plate of (off) raw clams on the table!! Jordan was so disgusted that he couldn't even speak! He spluttered to me and my mum and dad that it was like saying "this steak is off!" and then the waiter slapping a whole dead cow on the table and leaving it there! I was sitting happily chomping on my spaghetti pomodoro with the smuggest grin on my face ever. "This pasta's lovely!" I said as I shovelled another mouthful into my dead animal-free body!
After Dirty Dancing I met Lashes at mine and we cuddled up in bed while I waffled to him for 2 hours about how good the show was. Yesterday morning we got up early and went shopping for an outfit for Lauren. It's her birthday on Monday and last night was her birthday "do". She had told us that she would wear whatever we wanted her to so me, Tony, Jordan and Stiffy went to a fancy dress shop to find something. We ended up getting her the most hideous ensemble we could possibly find. It was a punk Mohican multi-coloured wig (complete with bald sides), a long red skirt, black and white stripey tights, an old woman's frumpy gold top, punk transfer tattoos (to put all up both arms), punk spiked jewellery (necklace and bracelet), pointy studded shoes, black fingerless studded gloves, a silver glittery pair of glasses, a fake moustache and 12 fake piercings (to put in her nose, lip, eyebrow and anywhere else she could put them). The idea was frump/punk with a little bit of Freddie Mercury mixed in. Yesterday afternoon she then came round to mine to get her present from my mum and dad and then we all started getting ready. Lauren's face was a picture when she saw what we had got her to wear! It was the worst outfit in the whole world! She wore it with style though, it has to be said! She put it straight on and added some green glitter eye make-up!
Everyone else went in normal fancy dress (by that I mean we looked half-decent). Me and Lashes had decided to go as a bride and groom so I wore a giant pink ballgown skirt, white corset & tiara (pics on Myspace) and Lashes wore a black suit with a pink shirt and tie and top hat! We all met in the pub at 8pm and then made our way to Sugar Hut for 9.30pm. We had two bottles of vodka waiting on the table and we polished those off pretty quickly. Stiffy had gone into Sugar Hut earlier in the day and decorated our whole table with balloons for Lauren. Bless him! Later on in the evening of course, my skirt came off. I had pink fishnets and frilly pink knickers underneath the giant skirt and the skirt had begun to annoy me. There's only so mush you can take of having to stand still (you can't move about easily in a giant ballgown). Sarah (who had a giant tutu on) took her skirt off too cos she had black fishnets and black knickers underneath so halfway through the night we felt sexy again. Before that we had felt like princesses but we were craving to be naughty (and you can't be too naughty when you're dressed up like a princess!). Half way through the night I had a row with some little bloke who had come over to shake my hand but ended up being abusive. He started telling me he was friends with a well-known gangster who lives locally to me. I pointed out that if he was really "someone" then he wouldn't need to name-drop (as I do actually know the gangster he was talking about) and then he starts shouting at me to "go away!". I laughed and said "Nooooooo, YOU go away. This is MY table mate and you're not allowed to stand here unless I say so". He wouldn't move off the table so I told him that either he moved or I would get someone to move him. He's still bleating on about the gangster that he knows and refusing to move (he's also yelling in my face that his bird is "better-looking" than me - I'm not entirely sure a guy like that would even be able to get a bird and even if, by some freak chance, a girl was stupid enough to go out with him then why on earth would I care if she was better-looking than me?!) so I shout to Lashes "go and get a doorman babe". A minute later and the guy was being carried out by his collar with me waving "goodbye" to him. Silly little man!
After that the night ran smoothly; well, apart from some little slag trying to pull Lashes directly under my nose. She's standing right by our table telling him she wants to "f*ck" him and that he's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. She's trying to give him her number and she's licking her lips at him. At this point I am sitting on the bar with my legs wrapped round Lashes' waist. All my mates are watching the trollops desperate attempt to pull a man who is quite clearly taken. She wouldn't give up though, the old goer! Blimey - it's amazing the lengths some people will go to! She even ended up giving her number to Lashes' dentist (ha ha - of all people!), who happened to be in the club, and telling him to give it to his "gorgeous friend". The trollop can see clearly that he's my boyfriend; she can see us hugging and kissing at the bar. We don't leave each other alone for the whole night and she's still trying to pull him while he's wrapped around me. At first I thought she was joking but then I realised how serious she was. She stands and watches us all night and hovers around our table trying to get close to us until my mates formed a human barrier between her and us to stop her from getting any nearer. It's actually quite scary how obsessed people can be. No normal girl would try and pull a bloke who was kissing and groping his bird for all to see and no normal girl would try to get a guy's number while he's holding his girlfriend's hand! It's a scary world out there and the more well-known you get - the scarier it is! I swear, if I wasn't famous then I would just think everyone I meet is normal. It's only when you get famous (or know someone that's famous) that you see all the freaks creeping out of the woodwork. Somehow it's like all normal human behaviour goes out the window when you're famous!
So apart from the little man pretending to know gangsters and the trollop practically opening her legs to my boyfriend in the club, the night was hilarious. Jordan wasn't just smiling all night but he actually danced!!! Woohoooooo! He was the drunkest I've seen him in a long time. I forgot for a second that he's a moody musician and almost thought he was human (ha ha - joke!). It was such a good night though. The DJ (Flip) played the best tunes ever!!!! I can honestly say that I have NEVER heard music as good as last night in a club in my whole life!!!! He played Town Called Malice (and all our favourites) along with a bit of Eddie Cochran, Sam Cooke and even Reet Petite! He seriously had us all jumping up and down like loons!!!! He even played one of Jord's own songs! We screamed the place down for that one! I was swinging from the beam on the ceiling and, at one point, lying on it (cos Flip bet me that I couldn't climb up onto it so of course I jumped at the chance to prove him wrong and climbed straight up onto it). I also thought it would be funny to then crowd-dive off the bar onto Stiffy and Tony Trumpet. Sarah captured the glorious moment on her camera phone (me lying flat across their heads). From start to finish, a really good night. Me and Lauren were by far the drunkest two people by the time we left, but then we are the lightweights of the group! We staggered out and took pictures of Jordan dancing down Brentwood High St in a tutu. Stiffy and Sarah stayed at mine and Lauren had to get up at 6am this morning to go on a school skiing trip to Italy! Filth! I have no idea how she got on a coach and then a plane with that hangover! I wasn't even human til about 2pm! It took me 3 lucozades, 2 pizzas, 4 double espressos, a pint of water and 8 vitamin tablets to even feel slightly normal (and to stop shaking).
Me and Lashes ended up falling into bed last night, very drunk and very tired. Today we got up and I ate/drank all the above. Jordan then came over to play on my computer and we laughed non-stop as we gradually remembered all the funny things that happened last night. We then all went into Brentwood to get a coffee in the pub and met up with Stiffy, Jenna, V, La Tasca woman (Zoe) and Carolina. We stayed a couple of hours and we are now back home. Lashes is watching TV while I write this and then we are going to bed to watch a film.
I totally forgot that I was on the Al Murray show last night so I haven't seen it! I've been told it was funny though. This week I have got some really important meetings about new TV shows (including one meeting about a format I wrote myself). I'm very excited! I also cannot wait for the Living show! It starts on the 1st March. It's called "Get a life". Everything is so great right now! My career is great, my boyfriend is gorgeous (and has a tattoo saying "Meat is Murder"), my friends continue to make me laugh every day and I love my family more than anything! I hope you are all enjoying life as mush as me! And if you're not, try going out in a wedding dress for a laugh! It's hilarious and I can vouch for the fact that you have a better night if you're in fancy dress! My beautiful white corset is now ruined though - Stiffy had dyed his hair pink for the night and Tony had dyed his purple and because at points during the night I sat on both their shoulders, it rubbed off on the corset and the dye has soaked in and stained it!! It's now white with a big purple patch at the bottom. That's the price you pay when you're not content with just dancing on the floor like everyone else - if you have to get on people's shoulders, then you should expect to ruin your clothes!
Have a great Monday and I will write again tomorrow. Love you!!!!!!
Jodie x x x
P.S Quote for the day "Tis easy enough to be pleasant, when life flows along like a song; but the man worth while is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong!" Ella Wheeler Wilcox
P.P.S a poem written by Dominique (thanks babe! I love it!).....
Jodie Marsh... well what can I say;
Practically perfect in everyway!
A fun bubbly girl
Always up for a giggle
And when I read her daily blog
I laugh so mush I piddle!!!
She's so lovely and pretty
A true Essex gal
I think she's amazing
Always keeping it real!!!!
She went out with Dave Boil
A nasty rotten cheat
Ugly, jobless and DESPERATE!!!
Even tried selling stories to Heat!!
To every one she's a role-model
The most down to earth celeb around
Who has true inner beauty
Her friends and family should be proud!!!
She's been through so mush
I admire her 4 being strong
She deserves to be happy
Just waiting for prince charming to come along!!!!
Jodie Marsh well what can I say;
YOU ARE practically perfect in every way xxx
P.P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird - look around, add me and leave me comments! Hope you like it! Oh.... and the PETA website is www.peta.org.uk for anyone who wants to watch exactly how animals are slaughtered (and who is thinking of turning veggie). Watch the Meet your Meat video! It's disturbing, horrific and will put you off eating dead animals for life!!!! x
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