It's 1.30am and I have just got in from my mate's pub. I have been playing doubles' darts all night with Tony, Pants and Karolina. It was me and Pants V Tony & Karolina. They won. Not happy! Although I landed us the double in the two games we did win; Pants wasn't on form! We were supposed to be going to a new bar tonight (some trendy new place where all the footballers and models go) but in the end we just couldn't be bothered with it. Going somewhere like that means (to me and Karolina anyway) making an effort, washing our hair, putting make-up on and dressing nicely. Instead we went to my mate's pub in our pyjamas, moon-boots and hooded tops. We have had a really good night though. We haven't had a night like that in ages and I'd forgotten how good it is. Just to be in a pub with some of your best mates, in comfy clothes, playing games, talking and laughing and listening to good music. Lovely! Jordan turned up at midnight too (after his gig - he was doing a private party tonight).
I have had a bet with Tony. It's a good bet! Basically I told him that I WILL NOT get with any bloke ever again unless I am really serious about him. So serious about him in fact that he is going to last more than my standard 4 weeks (normally the time it takes me to get bored and move on). So serious that I reckon the next bloke I get with will last a year or more! Ha ha. I know I'm being overly positive here! Anyway, while I was saying this, Tony was laughing in my face (very loudly). He reckons I can't and won't stay with anyone longer than a month (fair point as he has never actually seen me be with anyone longer than that). I reckon I CAN stay with someone longer than that. The last guy I was seeing has helped me to realise that! I'm sure you remember how gorgeous he was (I told you how good-looking didn't I?!) Well..... being with him made me realise that I CAN go for men on my level (as opposed to those 200% below me in every way ie. Dave Boil). So...... instead of going out with the next loser who happens to cross my path; I am saving myself for someone AMAZING in every way (and therefore will be with him for a long time as I will have no reason to dump him!). Anyway, cut a long story short; I have bet Tony that the next guy I get with, I will STAY with for at least a year. If I lose the bet; he gets to keep Paddy and Lyla and if I win (which I will) then he has to dress as a woman for a week! When I say he has to dress as a woman; I mean, he has to go to work (at a building company), go out and go to the gym as a woman (in full make-up, dress & high heels!). He also is NOT allowed to tell anyone around him why he is dressed that way. He has to tell people that he is a cross-dresser and that he has been hiding it all this time. The reason this is soooooooooooooo funny is that Tony is the most manly man of all time. He's a proper beer-drinking, football watching loutish lad! He is the LEAST likely man to ever dress up as a woman!
Obviously betting my dogs is quite serious; which is why I am so clearly going to stick to this (and win). I am determined that my next boyfriend (whoever he may be) will be so amazing that I actually do want to be with him (as opposed to someone I "fill time" with cos I'm bored and lonely and in need of man-joy). Of course, I am craving man-joy right now but I am NOT going to make the mistake of letting someone move in with me unless I think he is The One. Not that I LET them move in anyway; I just wake up one morning to find their clothes in my walk-in wardrobe and their razor on my sink. My point is that I am going to use every bit of will-power in my body to not get with anyone unless I am totally head-over heels in love!!!! And when it lasts a year I will take great delight in watching Tony go to work dressed as a woman! Ha ha ha. I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I stopped writing then to have a perve with a man on MSN (and webcam). I was trying to make him take his clothes off but he wasn't having any of it! ha ha. It's now 3.30am and I am going to bed! Paddy and Lyla have put themselves to bed (they got fed up waiting for me) and I am falling asleep at the keyboard.
Sorry I know it's short. I did plan on writing a big long blog tonight (cos I've got loads to chat about) but because I got side-tracked by a man (again) I am now too tired to write anything more. He was a fit man though so it's ok. He had big biceps! He showed me them on his webcam. God I love webcams!
So I hope you all had a good Friday night (whatever you did). I had a wonderful one. Did I mention we had handstand competitions and other silly things in the pub? Ha ha. I'll tell you about it another time. It's late and I have two velvety bulldogs waiting for me to have a cuddle! I'm working all weekend at home now so I'm not sure when I'll be able to write again. It might be Sunday, if not Monday! Have a great weekend peeps. Will waffle again soon x x x x
P.S Quote for the day: "Sweet as candy hotter then fire; I'm describing the boy that I admire!!"
P.P.S my Myspace is www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird
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