It's 6pm on Saturday night and I'm buzzing!! Last night I got chatted up by the most beautiful man in the world (with the exception of Rossi of course), I snogged a 16 year old and I had a little grope of another fit boy I fancy.
I didn't actually know he was only 16 when I kissed him - his mates told me later on. Actually, his boss also told me later on - he works in the club we were in!!! I knew he was young and I've had a beady eye on him for a while so when I saw him slip through a door into a bar, I followed him, pinned him up against the wall and snogged his face off. One of the doormen then opened the door and caught us and I ran screaming and giggling like a naughty girl that had been caught doing something wrong. The doormen then took the piss out of me for snogging such a youngster. I don't care, I enjoyed it! I'm gonna snog him again tonight! For me age doesn't even come into it. If he's cute I'll have him and boy this one is cute! I don't even know his name - I'll find out tonight.
The most beautiful man in the world is an old flame of mine from years ago. He's by far one of the best looking men ever to walk the earth. He's been away from Brentwood for years so I haven't really seen him although when we do see each other there's always a naughty glint in both our eyes. Last night he informed me that he's back to stay and within 5 minutes we were all over each other at the bar. I would actually marry the bloke and everyone close to me knows that. He's the one person that's still got a hold over me after all these years. I don't even know why. I think it's cos we're both totally mental - we understand each other. Plus there's a lot of history between us. I've known him nearly all my life and had a thing for him the whole time. I'm not banking on anything happening between us any time in the near future cos if it were to happen it'd have to be done slowly and carefully so as not to ruin a beautiful and fun friendship but it was great to see him. My knees went a little bit weak when he walked in and my heart did a little jump (you know the feeling!). He's the one man who could totally control me and everything I do and I would let him. Anyway, enough about him - what else has been happening........?
Oh yeah, today I spent the day with my fit mate (I'll call him Fit bod). He was at V festival with me last week. All my gay mates fancied him cos he's got the best body ever. He was doing one-armed press-ups showing off for the gay crew and then letting them feel his muscles. He had his top off and they were swooning all over him. We've been joking today that I should be his pimp! I could rent him out to all my gay friends or charge a fiver a fondle! Fit bod loves it! He even dropped his trousers at one point so that they could see his definition lines going down to his private parts. You know that nice V thing that fit blokes have......
Anyway, Fit bod is having a baby with one of my oldest friends. They're engaged and extremely loved up. I'm actually quite jellus cos he's so fit and such a lovely bloke that if I'd snapped him up first I'd be laughing! (only joking Jo, you know I only go for pansy-boys really!) We have had a really good day though. We haven't stopped laughing all day! My cheeks actually hurt. I've got a load of pics of him with his top off so I'll put them on the site soon (so all you girlies and gay guys can have a perve!). If only I could find a man with a body like that I'd be sorted. I wouldn't even care if they had a brain - if they looked like that I'd just use and abuse him forever more! See ultimately I'd like a bloke with everything (fit bod, nice face, intelligence, sense of humour, sense of kindness and sensitivity, good job etc) and I thought for a minute that I had found that in Fancy boy. Unfortunately (for him, not me), he couldn't see what a great couple we would have made and it wasn't to be, so now I'd just settle for the nice body! Ha ha. "you can't have it all Jodie!" I keep telling myself and I'm finally listening to my own advice - go for the body every time! That way, even if he's thick as sh*t and a total arsehole, you'll at least have something fine to look at when you're at home together.
I love the fact that Fit bod lets all my mates have a feel of his muscles! I've always been the type that if I've got a fit bloke on the go, I let everyone have a feel of them! Share and share alike I say! I'm very generous to my mates like that. When I was going out with Lewis the builder I forced everyone to feel his chest. It's a very impressive chest after all so why shouldn't I share the wealth?! The guys love it too cos it massages their egos a bit. I mean, even though Fit bod is straight, it still made him feel good having 6 gay men dribbling over him!
So, tonight I am back out partying. The most beautiful man in the world is meeting me for a drink. I'm very excited. Although I really don't want anything to happen between us just yet (I fear that if anything did happen seriously I would be off the market forever and I'm not sure I'm ready for that just yet), the anticipation of knowing what could happen between us is enough to make me have erotic dreams for the next year and give me butterflies in my stomach! He really does rock my world and he knows it. That said, I think he feels the same about me. I know he also probably feels the same about not wanting to jump into something heavy right now but we both know that one day we are going to be together (even if it's just for one mental night of no-holds barred incredible you know what). And boy...... I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!
I have to go and get ready now. I still haven't decided what to wear and we're going out in two hours! Last night I wore a pilots outfit from a sex shop. It was complete with biggles goggles and little furry hat. The boys went wild for it. I'm now in a toss up for tonight between an air hostess outfit (another sex shop special) and a normal nice outfit. The sex uniforms are great but I think sometimes I can be a bit intimidating in them. Men don't know where to look! Although I didn't hear any complaints from the 16 year old! Funny enough, while I was sitting in the pub just now he walked past the window and gave me the cheekiest grin ever! He's very very cute and he's sooooooooo gonna get it! ha ha.
So, I'll be off now, gotta jump in the shower and make sure I'm shaved, smelling sweet and looking my absolute best. There's gonna be hundreds of fit men out tonight, I can feel it in my bones. Plus, there's the most beautiful man in the world and the 16 year old! God, my brain can't cope with all this joy around me. I can't wipe the smile off my face - I have a feeling that life is on the up. No more chasing silly boys round Brentwood trying to get them to kiss me, oh no, Jodie Marsh man-eater is back and she's on a mission. She's got the best mates in the world, she's got men falling at her feet, she's working hard and loving every second of life. She doesn't have any problems, she doesn't have any murderers hanging like a black cloud around her neck and she doesn't give a damn about anything people say. Wooooohooooo........ Bring it all on. I've also decided to get one last tattoo. It's going to say "fearless" because truly I'm not scared of anything life may throw at me. I've had just about the worst of it and I know that every time something bad happens I just pick myself up and carry on.
Here's to getting drunk tonight and pulling a 16 year old!!!!! Cheers!
Love and fondles
Jodie
Xxx
P.S my mum called just now to say that she had just read Lauren's poem (on previous blog) and that she'd cried reading it. She said that although she's right at the end when she says it's silly, it also the truest thing she's ever read about me! She said it made her cry cos it was so lovely and so true. I love my mummy!!!!!!!!!!
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