Ode to Dancing and men - for old time's sake - our BEST yet!!!!

To the tune of the best and classic hymn "Lord of the Dance" - you must sing this out loud cos it's funny!!!


I danced in the morning when the world was begun
It was my lifetime dream and so mush fun
I danced in the daytime all across the earth
Just to find a man who had some girth

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I'll Dance, dance wherever I may be
I want a fit man to dance with me
And I'll take them ALL, whoever they may be
And I'll take them all for a ride with me

I danced in the garden and I danced in the hall
I danced with the B-Boys and I groped them all
I said "Will you marry me and be my toy?
Cos I will bring you so mush joy!"

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I'll Dance, dance wherever I may be
I'll even dance naked under my (palm) tree
I'll hunt you down to come and see
Just how mush fun life is with me

I danced in the night-time on a table top
I danced to house and even hip-hop
I danced in the buff for the men at Strings
And with their money I bought nice things

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
My feet are nimble and my soul's carefree
I'll dance to Paul Weller at the festival V
I don't want paying I'll do it for free

I danced for the masses on channel 5
My soul was parched but it brought me alive
I danced with a fit man who I thought was nice
But he cut me down as cold as ice

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
I fell in love on Live TV
But he knocked me back for all to see
And that was a lesson that he taught me

I danced in my bedroom when I got home
But I felt sad to be all alone
I danced in the Sugar Hut on the DJ's decks
Grabbed a fit barman and I felt his pecs

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I'll Dance, dance wherever I may be
I danced for the nation on TV
And I danced in a dress and I didn't look like me
Cos it was long and so sparkly!

I danced in my knickers and my high heel shoes
But with no one watching it gave me the blues
I danced in my combats and my little vest top
And Vanessa screamed at me not to "flop"

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
I want a man who can throw me on his knee
And I want one soon; before I'm thirty
And sitting all alone with a cup of tea

I danced in the sunlight on my trampoline
I couldn't meet a bloke that was half as keen
I tried and I begged and I cried all day
But they were all weak or married or gay

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
I want a bloke who is sexy
And I'll keep looking til I meet thee
Until then it's just Paddy and me

I danced at the Riverside studio
I was really nervous but I gave it a go
I crossed my fingers and so did my mum
I cried my eyes out when I won

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I'll Dance, dance wherever I may be
On the night of the show I needed a pee
So a girl from the crew came and helped me
Cos my knickers were sewn into my dress, you see

I danced my heart out and I bared my soul
I thought Ben was the ultimate goal
But I realise now that he loves his bird
Cos since I text him I haven't heard a word

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
After years of torture I have been set free
You can say what you want but you won't stop me
Cos I have the power and the secret key

I danced today and I did "The Lift"
The first time we tried it I could not shift
I charged head on like a raging bull
I pray that on Friday I will not fall!

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
I beat Ron Atkinson and Andy Scott Lee
I'm dancing in the Final and that makes me happy
Channel 5, Friday, at eight-thirty

I'm dancing tomorrow and the rest of the week
There's a special new move where we're cheek to cheek
I want to dance for the rest of my life
But first I want to be a wife!

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I'll dance, dance wherever I may be
I danced for Bobby and Sally Linsey
Myleene, Julian and Andi P
And I am the Queen of the dance said she

© Marsh/Lauren


Wooooooohoooooo - another great classic from myself and Lauren. We have done ourselves proud with that one! I just hope I don't upset anyone again. Ha ha. I have a habit of doing that. Kyle has just texted me "hi my pearl, how did it go today? Monsoon or shine? X" - Quality!!!!!!!!!