I've got flu! It's hideous. Caught it off my mate Sarah and now between us we've given it to half of London and the whole of Essex! Not good. It's not gonna stop me going out though. My brother is playing at Embassy tonight. Its a kind of showcase for him and his band. He's the real talent in the Marsh household! He's just signed up to Sanctuary Management so they wanna show him off. Should be good though, I've got loads of friends coming and I'm up for a party!
The filming with the gangster movie didn't go well to be honest. In fact it didn't go. Full stop. I got to a little place called Saltburn near Redcar (miles and miles away) only for my flu to explode in full force. It was freezing cold and even with four layers on inside the guest house sitting next to a radiator, I was still shivering! The scene they wanted me for was a hot tub, which they "forgot" to mention to my publicist Jo, was outside! I decided that since my immune system seems to be naff anyway at the best of times, i'd only end up with pneumonia or something so it was best to cut my losses and leave. Sarah and I have been tucked up in bed ever since. We figured that we might as well keep each other company in our sickness.
The other night we watched a really scary film and since we were in my mum and dad's 800 year old haunted house, we crapped ourselves. We took Paddy to bed with us to protect us but all he did was keep us awake with his snoring! One of my other dogs Ted has fallen in love with Sarah's rabbit Cheeky. We brought him over for a few days and Ted wouldn't leave him alone. Now i've got two gay dogs! I always knew Tommy was gay cos he's never been interested in the girls but now Ted has fallen in love with a boy rabbit! Obviously you can tell that not mush has been happening as the most amusing thing in our lives is the fact that my dog and her rabbit are in love. ha ha. Sorry!
Won't say who it is but had a phone call from a mega famous bloke the other day. He got my number from a mutual friend. He asked me to come over his to "watch tv". Now, I think he's gorgeous (as does half the population) but if he thinks I'm going over to shag him or anything else sexual, he can think again. Don't get me wrong, I've fantasized about having a threesome with him for years but in reality, I'm past all those one night stands AND meaningless sex. I've got blokes on my phone I can ring for that if I need it but these days I'm happier going to the pub with my mates to play darts. Sad I know, but that's what happens when you grow up. The most I've had for ages is a snog, which I'm quite happy with. It's not that I've lost interest in sex, far from it. It's not even that i've lost my sense of adventure. The real reason I told him I'd "go over to watch tv but nothing else" is that I'd rather not spoil the illusion that he probably is my dream man. I'm certainly not gonna be someone's booty call (if anything I'd want him to be mine! ha ha) but seriously, men aren't gonna respect a girl that comes over for sex. That's something I learned a long time ago from my brother and all his mates. They don't respect anyone who opens their legs on a first date. Anyway, the point is that I would actually really like to get to know him (who wouldn't!). I have a crap time with the press (as does he) and I'm really not all that good at being famous. I'm a normal, nice girl who knows how to have fun and who would make the perfect girlfriend for the right man. Ok, I'm a bit of a geek (who plays darts), slightly eccentric (7 dogs) and too deep for my own good (debating with school teacher Lauren every night of the week about life's meaning) but i'm also loads of fun, I don't drink that much (a bonus if you ask me!), I ride a motorbike (and look very sexy in leathers), have never been unfaithful to a boyfriend, love children and animals AND can be a whore in the bedroom. Surely that's every blokes dream bird?! Perhaps it's why I've never been dumped Anyway, I haven't heard from him since (maybe Sanjeeta got to him the next day!). I still like to think that maybe he did actually want to get to know me a bit better than he already does but I'm sad to say that it did sound like he was just after a bit of fun for the night. If that's the case then it's a shame. It's a shame that the press have portrayed an image of me to be like that when I'm not. Its a shame that he didn't follow it up as something beautiful may have come of it (i'm allowed to dream!) and it's a shame cos in this line of work, it's very difficult to trust people. He already knows he can trust me (won't go into it but he knows i'm not a knob) and for me, if anything, it'd just be nice to have another friend in the business that understands what it's like and just wants to have fun in life with like-minded people. I sound like i'm on a dating website. ha ha. Busty Brunette with curves in all the right places seeks famous man who hates the press for dog walking, motorbike riding, hide and seek in the garden in the dark (my favourite game), cosy nights in with DVD's, abseiling, bungee jumping, masses of fun and dirty sex! Apply here! Anyway, I'm not too disappointed. It's not like i'm short of offers these days. The brown hair seems to be doing wonders for the men. Even my gay mate snogged me the other day! All's good in Jodie's world at the moment. Marsh Manors has been full to the brim lately. I've got Sarah, Russ and Lauren staying with me and of course Cheeky the rabbit to add to the 7 dogs. I'm still looking after Jo O'Meara's horse as well. Life is busy as ever, even when i'm tucked up in bed with the flu and i'm loving the fact that I don't have to answer to anyone. Hope you're all enjoying life as mush as me and getting lots and lots of oral stimulation.
Anyway, I'm off to get ready for tonight. Jordan will cut my eyeballs out with a blunt fork if i'm late for the gig.
Baaaah
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