2nd October 2005 - The one about Syd Little

Its Sunday and I'm hungover. Went out with the girls last night. Met a cheeky bloke. Probably won't come to anything though (if Sanjeeta has anything to do with it). Had lots of fun anyway. I bought this new camera that allows you to take two pictures of people's faces and then morphs them together. It's the funniest thing we've all seen in years AND it allows you to see what your kids would look like with a bloke. We spent all night taking pictures and crying with laughter! When I get the time i'll post some on the site cos they are hilarious.

Watched the Moto GP yesterday with my dad. Rossi won again in true legend form. Shane, the guy I was seeing for a bit is riding for Honda at the moment and he did really well. He had a bad crash in warm up and got straight back on to race with a seriously injured hand. I'm pleased for him though. He did brilliantly.

I'm going away later on today cos I've got a part in a film. It's a British gangster film and I play the part of a gangster's bitch. I've got to film scenes in a hot tub with my old mate Dave Courtney. Should be fun. I'm taking my mate Sarah and we're hoping there's gonna be some eye candy there.

Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep has come to an end. I watched the last episode the other day and had a little tear cos I really miss everyone. We became like a little family out there and although I've spoken to everyone regularly since we've been back, I've only seen Jordan, Nina and Nadia. Syd has been away working so we just text each other loads. He sent me a text this morning that ended with "love dad x x". He's such a joy! Jordan has asked me to go to America and stay with him. I was supposed to go in 2 weeks time but I've just bought a new house and will be moving in 2 weeks time so I've put off going to America til January. I can't wait though. Jordan said he'll take me round and introduce me to everyone; or "greet me to the american public with bells on" as he put it. I'm so looking forward to seeing him. He's one of the nicest people I've met in my whole career! And, of course gorgeous to look at!

I'm in the process of setting up a shop online. Very excited about it cos not only will I sell signed pictures and posters but am designing my own vests and t-shirts. They'll be quite rude (obviously if I'm designing them) but lots of fun. Also I have a range of self-designed stuff for the pleasure of both men and women. Won't say what yet cos I don't want anyone nicking my ideas but it'll be fantastic! Watch out for it.

Don't know if you've heard about this deal I've done with Juice mobile, but basically I now have my own show on mobile phone. It's a sex advice show. You can download it every day or every week and you can text or email me questions which I then answer as part of the show. I'll let you know more about it when it's available but it's outrageously rude and funny and as always with me; very very honest. I give REAL sex advice - not the same old rubbish that some journalist ghost writes in a stuffy office for a celebrity who's paid for the use of their name. I'm not being funny but since when are journalists that great in bed or know better than the rest of us how to please a man or a woman? For example - the old chestnut of how to give good oral. The standard answer is "trace letters of the alphabet with your tongue". Sorry, but since when did that EVER give a woman an orgasm? Or since when was it sexy for the guy to do that? Its tedious, doesn't work and not much fun. He should be lapping you up and loving it, not thinking about what comes after "k"!!! Anyway, I won't tell you the answer to that question now - you'll have to download my show for that and tons more but trust me, it's full on pleasure and will teach you everything you need to know. For someone that has been called "human viagra" and who's nickname is "the pornstar" - I think I know what I'm doing. I've brought tears to a man's eyes before now through sheer bedroom pleasure alone!

I'm gonna love you and leave you as I have to pack my suitcase for later on. Lauren who has been sat with me the whole time I've been writing this (annoyingly watching videos on her phone and putting me off) wants to go and play darts now and we're hungry.

I'm still single so any fit blokes (that includes you, Rossi), feel free to approach me and have a chat when you see me out! Just don't bother if you take drugs, drink more than 3 nights a week, don't like animals, have no manners, only want to get to know me cos I'm famous. Or have a weena

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