23rd October 2006 - I had a threesome and I'm on TV tonight!!!

Well well well. You can't get a man for love nor money and all of a sudden millions come along all at once. The last two days have been the most fun I've had all year! Allow me to elaborate.....

Saturday night me, Lauren, Sarah and one of Sarah's mates went to Kent for a night out. Oliver Skeet had invited us. He wanted to return the favour of the previous week when I took him to Sugar Hut and looked after him. We got to the club and had the whole VIP area roped off to ourselves and two bottles of vodka waiting. We got stuck in and after a few drinks said to Oliver "Where's all the fit men then? Can you find us some?" Of course we didn't particularly care that mush. We hadn't gone out to pull and we were quite happy dancing in the VIP. From where we were standing we had a good view of the rest of the club (we had a balcony to look over so that we could see everyone) and I spotted a couple of fit blokes. Totally by coincidence, Oliver walked up to them and said something along the lines of "will you go up in the VIP and entertain my female friends please". Two minutes later they were by my side and we were laughing like we'd known each other years. They were extremely hyper and didn't stop talking at me. After a while they started moaning that they wanted to dance and that I should go with them. Leaving a doorman on the door to protect all of our bags, we all went for a wander round the club. My mate Gangster Man had turned up by then and was in deep conversation with Oliver. They followed us to keep an eye on me and we also had our own doorman to go with us on our wander. We found a cheeky little funky house room upstairs and spent the rest of the time "having it" on the dance floor. I quickly realised that the two boys (I'll call them Dancer 1 and Dancer 2) were EXACTLY my sort of people. They did stupid dances, threw themselves around without a care for how silly they might have looked and loved every song that came on. I cannot explain enough to you how hyper they were. Of course I get turned on (mentally as well as sexually) when one bloke is like that, let alone two (and remember they're both FIT). We stayed up there until the club shut at 2am.

Oliver led us all back to the VIP to get our bags and we crossed the road to where another club was open til 4am. Again we proceeded to dance madly and take lots of silly pictures. I then managed to get Dancer 1 and Dancer 2 to snog each other. JOY!!!!! I was in my element (I took pictures so as soon as I can sort my sh*t out, they'll be on the site - for everyone who enjoyed Brokeback Mountain!!!). We had free drink again and our own little roped off area to dance in. We all went nuts. The deal with the two boys snogging was that they could come back to mine if they did it so when the club shut at 4am they hopped in the car with us.

We got back to mine after a comedy car ride (they did Ali G, Borat, Mel B from Bo Selecta and Little Britain impressions the whole way home) and we sat up til about 7am chatting and messing about. The three of us finally all got into bed together at about 8am and even then we messed around and chatted. I eventually fell asleep cuddled up to both of them, our arms and legs tangled all round each other. We woke up a few hours later and made the unanimous decision to stay in bed for the whole day. We got giant pizzas delivered and didn't move from the bed other than to open the door to the pizza man. We watched films, Ali G dvds and a dvd about sex fetishes. We chatted and cuddled and had playfights. We made videos on our camera phones of me doing "the worm" (Dancer 1 had hold of my feet and was throwing me about by them on the bed while Dancer 2 filmed it). We laughed til we cried. We acted like ten year olds who had just been given the run of the house while the parents had gone away! It was the best day ever. We finally got up at about 8pm and all jumped in the shower. I got dressed up and we drove over to their house where they got ready and we went to an RnB club. We spent an hour in there, and deciding it was a little too heavy; headed for the nearest Jumpin' Jaks (which was open really late). We then threw ourselves round the dance floor for another few hours. We bumped into Oliver in Jaks and he was amazed to see me back in his hometown. I told him I took the two boys home and his jaw hit the floor! I danced so mush that today I am aching all over. When I say danced, I mean we quite literally THREW ourselves around. The boys were picking me up, we were all grinding in a sexy sandwich and Dancer 2 was body-popping and doing the caterpillar in the middle of the dance floor. I think I have met the two men of my dreams and we are going to be friends for life.

Dancer 1 is tall with spikey blonde hair and a fit body and Dancer 2 is tall with dark hair in a skinhead (he looks a bit like Justin Timberlake). They are both GORGEOUS, full of energy, up for anything and extremely funny. When Jaks finished we went back to their house, had some water and a chat and they decided they wanted to come and stay at mine again. We set off and yet again stayed up til 7am. In fact, me and Dancer 1 tried to go to sleep at about 5.30am but Dancer 2 put another Ali G dvd on and we were all in fits of laughter again. We woke up at 11am and they left to go to work. They are self-employed so don't work normal hours. They are coming straight back to mine after work and we are going to have a night in watching films and eating.

We have decided that BOTH of them should be my boyfriend (actually we decided we should all get married and we are now trying to find a country to go to that allows multiple marriages) so they are now calling me their wife and I am calling them "my two hubbies". I feel like I've known them all my life and I feel like they are the missing piece of a jigsaw that I've needed to find for a very long time. I have never known two men to be as mush fun as these two. They don't care what they're doing as long as it involves fun and laughter. They are as spontaneous as me and as hyper as me. Dancer 1 is 29 and Dancer 2 is 23. They are totally nuts and that's why we get on so well. We have all found in each other a soul mate. If I were made to choose between them, I couldn't; which is why we have decided to be a happy little threesome together. It suits me to the ground. I can never have enough men around me and especially men that are fun and up for anything. They are also intelligent and capable of holding deep and interesting conversation. I am loving every second of being in their company. They are the sort of men you could never tame but you wouldn't want to anyway. They're outrageous and hilarious and entertaining. They can both dance brilliantly and they are both dirty as hell but gentlemanly with it.

I've always wondered what sort of man would be big and strong enough to handle having me as a girlfriend and I have now seen the light: it's not ONE man I need - it's TWO! Two that are as gorgeous as each other, who are best friends, who would never get jellus of each other (or anybody else) and who are as mad as these two are. I cannot even describe to you how perfect they are for me and my parched soul. Their dress sense alone leaves me dribbling:

Last night Dancer 1 wore army combat trousers hanging really low with his boxers showing and a really cool retro-looking T-shirt (my favourite look on a man!) and Dancer 2 wore ripped baggy jeans with a tight long-sleeved white top and rosary necklaces hanging round his neck (AND he's got his tongue pierced). I was proud to be on both of their arms and we had the most amount of fun possible for a Sunday night in Kent. We have not stopped laughing from the minute we met on Saturday.

I'm off now cos I have to do a bit of housework before the hubbies come back from work. I have promised them dinner, a film and a massage each tonight. I am being a good wifey to them.

I can't describe to you how mush fun I have had this weekend. I owe Oliver one for sending them over! I can't wait to see them again later on. I have truly met my straight soul mates (Kyle being my gay soul mate). I hope you all had as good a weekend as me. I am a very lucky girl. I now have not one, but TWO boyfriends and two new best friends.

Loads of love from the smiliest happiest girl in Essex

Jodie

P.S I'm on TV tonight - MTV, Russell Brand's show 1 Leicester Square. Don't' miss it! I think it's on at 10pm. Vinny Jones, Meatloaf and Basement Jaxx are on it too. You will get to see my new calendar too! Enjoy......