I've joined a dating agency - THIS IS FOR REAL!!! Get in touch with me!!!!

Right - I have a confession. I have joined a dating agency. It's at www.loopylove.com

I realised the other day that I have never even considered joining a dating agency before. I have always assumed that people who do are a bit lonely and sad. When I thought about it I realised that I AM lonely and sad and that actually joining one can't hurt! Ha ha. I'm only joking, I don't think that everyone who uses dating agencies are lonely and sad; I just never considered using one before cos I've always had a queue of men banging my door down (until now that is). Actually I do still have lots of men who want to take me out, unfortunately I just don't fancy any of them; I only dribble over the ones I can't have and I'm trying to forget all about those!

I thought that since my website gets millions of hits now (so the company that runs it for me tell me anyway); there MUST be some nice single straight men who look at it and would love to take me out. Men who, from reading all my blogs, know a little bit about the REAL me and would treat me right. I decided that the best way to find out (and to actually see pictures of them - so that I can hunt out the good-looking ones) is to join a secure and trustworthy dating agency. That way I can filter out the weirdos from the normal ones, I can build up a relationship online before actually going to meet someone and you never know; I might just meet someone AMAZING!!!!!

I also realised that I NEED to do something to stop me chasing other girl's men. It's got to that point where I need to move on and forget all about people I have fallen for, people who have hurt me and messed me around and people who are just so plain fit that I can't stop thinking about them.

So - if there are any fit single fun guys out there who know how to treat a woman and who want to take me out - go to Loopylove and find me and send me a message. I am well up for some dating action so hurry up!!! I'm checking my messages every day and as soon as someone grabs my attention then I will be in touch.

I'm all excited! Please don't be shy - I'm only human and I don't bite (well apart from in the bedroom and if you ask me to). You don't have to use amazing chat up lines - all I ask is that you be yourself! This is not a joke - I really have joined a dating agency and I really am looking for a nice bloke! I'm willing to go on a date with any man who seems nice and normal and fun. I don't care what you do for a living, I don't care how mush money you earn; I just care that you are up for having a laugh! I'm going to have sooooooo mush fun over the next few weeks!

Oh, and also try and be inventive - for example: if I get two date offers; one is in your local nightclub and the other is a day riding motorbikes or going to a dance class then it's obvious which one I'm going to be more interested in. Give you a clue - it's not the nightclub. I've seen enough of them to know that nightclubs in this country aren't up to scratch anymore anyway. I want to be bowled over and swept off my feet (literally). If you've already got a girlfriend, are prone to telling lies, are a complete player, boring, stupid or just plain rude then don't bother cos I'm not interested. I only want genuine nice single men to get in touch.

Oh - and it'd be a bonus if you've got muscles, you ride a motorbike, you can dance, you have tattoos, you like real live music (especially Paul Weller), if you are into high-adrenaline sports (ie. Sky-diving), you like taking risks, you're highly sexed and you LOVE cuddles and kisses. If you are all of these things then I'll marry you (having never yet found anyone with all of these) but even if you have ONE then it's a good start as far as I'm concerned. If you don't have any then don't worry - still get in touch if you're nice - there's always time for change and room for improvement (I'll just take you to a tattooist on our first date!). Ha ha. I'm serious boys - get messaging me!!!!

I'm online now and waiting to find the love of my life!

What are you waiting for.........?! Go do it!!!!

P.S I think you have to sign up to search for me by name! Hurry up boys I'm ready and waiting!!!