A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - someone sent it to me through Loopylove (the dating agency) - quality! Made me laugh for ages. I LOVE IT. I mean, I love jokes, I love Barbie, I love Action Man (I want a real live one of my own) and I love being rude. That is officially THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!!
Forgot to mention, I spoke to Lea today from the last Big Brother. The one with the biggest boobs in Britain. Apparently Glynn fancies me! I'm flattered - I told her to give him my number. No 1. He's cute and No 2. He's the funniest man in the whole of England! I still laugh every time I think of him in the diary room "sixty-nine, sixty-nine, sixty-nine" and every time I go out I end up doing his "shoulder dancing". I'd love to take him out just so that I could laugh all night NON-STOP!!!! Ha ha.
I am finding that not many people believe it really is me on Loopy love - IT IS ME!!!!!!!!! Come on fit blokes - sign up and get in touch! That said, I did contact one cute guy earlier. I'm still waiting for a reply! Ha ha.
I'm off out to party. Remember - Sugar Hut tonight if you're young fit and single. I need a bloke and I need one now. Get to Brentwood any way you can!
Loads of love Jodie xxxx
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