Hello and a very warm welcome to you all on this bloody cold Friday afternoon. 195 was brilliant last night. Got slightly tipsy on Mandarin vodka, oh ok, got absolutely trashed. Wasn't my fault, Lewis kept topping my glass up! It was really good though. The music in there is to die for. They don't play any R n' B, it's all club classics and funky house. My favourite! I'm an old skool girl, me. I taught Lewis's mate Dan to lap dance while Sarah took photo's. Very funny, they'll be on the site in the next few days. It's funny cos my mum said to me a while back "you just can't cheat on a boyfriend, can you?" I was like "Oh my god woman, how do you know?" She then said that she had noticed that if I even start to look at other men while I'm with someone, I end the relationship rather than possibly end up cheating on him. Her example was, "you ended it with Kenzie before you went away to film Holiday Reps, in case you met anyone out there, then you ended it with Scott before you went to the MotoGP incase you met Valentino Rossi". Damn it, she's right as usual. I hadn't even though of it like that but then again, mums are always right. So, that said, I've come to the conclusion that not only can I not cheat on a man, but I can't even be sexy in front of another man when I've got a bloke. I turn into a bumbling wally. In teaching Dan to lap dance, he had to dance for Sarah and I danced beside him for Russ (Lewis's brother - while Lewis filmed the whole thing). I found it really difficult to do a proper dance in front of Russ for fear of upsetting Lewis. Mad isn't it?! Perhaps it was just cos Lewis was watching but I lost all my sexiness for a few minutes. Instead of being Jodie Marsh, confident, sexy, lovin it - I became Jodie Marsh geeky, grinning, stumbling idiot! I think Dan did a better job than me anyway and he definitely got more laughs!
I've gotta film a program called Booze Britain next week and they wanna follow me on a night out. 195 is one of my favourite clubs so I might take them there. Anyway, after ripping up Epping, I came home to be sick in the toilet in front of Lewis. Never a good look. Normally if I'm sick, Rusty (our lodger) holds my hair for me but he wasn't around so Lewis had the pleasure! Collapsed into bed drunkenly laughing (not sure what at) while Lewis chuckled to himself repeating "I've never seen you this drunk before, you're hilarious!" Yes well, make the most of it cos it doesn't happen often and I don't actually like the room spinning around me!
Got up today and went into Brentwood to get my nails done. The girl admired the tattoo on my foot while she painted my toe nails, while I admired her new lipliner tattoo. Might get it done myself - it looked fab! Lewis is getting another tattoo on Saturday so I'll probably get another cheeky one while I'm there with him. I've got ten at the moment. I love them, I'm fully addicted. Unless you wanna be smothered in them like me, don't get one at all cos once you get one, you can't stop. The one on the back of neck is my favourite. It reads "KIM" and "PIXIE" inside a cross and underneath "RIP ANGELS". My second favourite is my "Heart Breaker" one on my leg, but the one that's the most famous is my "porn*" one. It's got a bloody fan base of it's own that has! My mum hates it. She's always asking me when I'm going to change it. The beauty of it is, that when I do get fed up of it, I can put another loop on the 'P' and turn it into a 'B' so that it reads 'born star' - cos I am a born star! ha ha.
Finally managed to get hold of a copy of Front magazine today. Love the front cover, scandal ones are good, love the one of me bent over a chair looking to the side, love the nurses uniform with the eye patch, LOVE the secretary ones, school-girl is ok and the fatal attraction one is great! It's funny cos when I did the shoot, I thought I was gonna hate the fatal attraction one the most but actually it's one of my favourites! The Sharon Stone ones from Basic Instinct are a bit rude. On closer inspection you can actually see my lips (not just the ones on my face if you know what I mean), I didn't realise how see-through those knickers were! ha ha. Filth. Sorry folks! The interview is hilarious as well - it's me at my dirtiest! Go out and get it if you want a perv or just a good read and/or laugh.
I am loving the fact that Rebakah Wade is front page of all the papers today. I caught a glimpse of them in a newsagents when I was stocking up on the new kinder egg cereal bars (oh my god, have you tried them - lush!). She deserves to know how it feels to be torn apart publicly. I've had it for three years. She may have only had it for a day but, you never know, it might make her a better person! She doesn't have a sense of humour (or so some of her staff have told me) and she judges people without knowing them. Here's hoping the whole thing has taught her a very big lesson.
My enemies are dropping like flies at the moment. Won't go into it, but she's the third person (who's been evil to me) lately to have something hideous happen to her. 3 down, 5 to go. Lewis thinks I'm a witch and/or psychic with strange powers and that they're all cursed for having been horrible to me. But I know that it's just life working in it's mysterious ways to put people in their place and teach them lessons they need to be taught. I will rule the world, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Sorry, got a bit carried away! Lovin the work of all the other papers today though who have called Rebekah a man-beater. Like I said, I'm known as a man-eater and although, still not something to be proud of (I don't take pleasure in breaking men's hearts), I know which one I'd rather be. Rebekah Wade, one word - Gutted......
Am off to eat some healthy food for a change now. My body is crying out for something other than Macdonalds cheeseburgers (without the meat - so basically just cheese in a bun) and I was a good girl today and went and bought a load of fresh fruit and veg in Marks n Sparks. I've taken a double dosage of vitamins today aswell to try and get rid of the shakes I had from last night. It's really not a good feeling, hence why I'm not moving off the sofa tonight. Gonna get all the little beans (the chihuahuas) and Paddy and wait for Lauren and Lewis to come over and watch films. Have a good weekend folks and I'll let you know all the gossip as it happens.
Baaaaaaaaaa
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