Well i have finally been collared to do the blog at last, i am sitting in the manor in the smoking den!! with jodie and dimples who has finally turned up after jodie spent all day stalking him!!! jodie, me steven, and ma and pa marsh and jordan have all just come back from the local pub after stuffing our faces with the good old sunday roast!! well needed after last nights drinking efforts!!
Anyway lets chat about my friendship with jodie first just so all you bloggers can get an idea of what she is like behind closed doors, and for all you muppet journoes who regulary bad mouth her!! yes you know who you are!!! not mentioning no names (MICHELLE HEATON) some of you bloggers are thinking who is she? and yep you are right: who is she?!!! well let me tell you she is the failed singer from that group, who i can't even remeber the name of actually, who writes some shitty column in a celeb mag making comments about people, the talentless little wannabe has got as mush fame as my local postman!! who made it in the Hackney Gazzette for being the most quickest postman to deliver all his letters in one morning!!!!
A little while ago the person in question wrote an article about me basically slagging me off and calling me a wannabe celeb, because i appeared on the the reality show the Farm, and because i have done interviews with mags and have been seen out with other faces!! and she said that i should stick to what i know best and that is being a firefighter!! Well just for you sweetheart (HEATON) i am a fireman still and i am bloody good at what i do, i don't class myself as a celeb, my feet are firmly on the ground with my head screwed on!! unlike you who has got your head in the clouds thinking and wishing you could be high profile, good looking, sexy and have a career just like my old mate JODIE MARSH!!! Anyway thats enough of talking about you!! you are taking up too mush of my time, one thing though you can do, you can add this ten seconds of fame to your profile because you have just been mentioned (just briefly i might add!!) on one of the most famous celeb websites, yes you know the one!! The jodie marsh one!!!
P.S word of advice air head dont keep taking the piss out of me for what i have done in the past and for what i do now, because you never know when you might need me to climb my fireman's ladder and get you down of that big f....ing cloud you are on!!!! bit of luck though one day you might fall off it!!!!
Anyway thats enough of ranting about her!! lets get back to what i was talking about, and that was my friendship with jodie, well there are many ways i can describe her, but one word somes it up "SPECIAL" ok there is one more "HEART OF GOLD". when we meet up we have such a laugh together, there is a great bunch that we all click with, jodie is very down to earth, loving and caring, and she would do anything for anyone! (well not you Heaton!) People who know me and know that i know jodie and probably most of you bloggers think Jodie Marsh "the one that goes out in next to nothing what does she do?!!" well that is jodies work and how she makes her living, when she is not working she is either at home writing more books or sorting out stuff for her charitys she supports, wearing track suit bottoms and t.shirts. she does normal things like watch DVDS with her mates, goes out for lunch in her home town with all of us. Most people think she lives in this big bubble of living it up in the fast lane, well i know she don't and thats why i am protective of her when people bad mouth her who don't even know her!!! or judge her for what they read in the papers!! I know what that is like, it's been done to me enough, i am just a normal bloke who had a high profile relationship that went wrong and unlucky for me the situation i was in meant the world and every man and it's dog knew!!!! So what i am actually saying is don't judge a book by its cover!!!
Well getting back to a day in the life of jodie marsh, yesterday we all went fancy dress shopping, (me, sarah, jodie, kyle, lauren) because as you are aware jodies Bday is coming up and she is having a big fancy dress party at the sugar hut!! the shop is right opposite the fire station were i work, it's massive. we must of spent about two hours in there trying on stuff, i have got mine sorted and so has sarah. just got to sought the others out. Its gonna be a wicked event very high profile, (no sorry Michelle, high profile not low profile!!!).
Bless her cotton socks Jodie has put so mush effort into this party, her invitations alone have taken at least two weeks to write, let me tell you what the invitation is like. it's a card with jodie laying semi naked and very sexy on it, it has got a blue ribbon in one corner emerald stones in the other corner and a shit load of glitter that has been poured out all over the card!! pretty impressive i know, but after a while the glitter gets on your tits literally, we have even been out in restaurants having lunch, and jodie will get her little invitation kit out and start preparing more cards between courses!!! And yes every one of us has helped her prepare for the big day in one way or another!!
One thing that tiggled me was the military task of posting the bastards!!! i couldn't believe it, i actually went with jodie in to town with about 150 invitations, i was actually going to stick them all in the box at once, but i was halted by madam marsh who informed me that they had to be sorted in to post towns and codes and go in seperate letter boxes!!!! OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Anyway you have probably read in previous blogs that i have been showing a lot of interest in one of jodie's mates!!! well that special person is sarah who is jodie's double!! (Allmost anyway) i have liked her for a long time now and last week came my lucky break, when sarah and me had a cheeky little snog at the end of the night in the sugar hut!!! and very nice it was too!!! since then i have been walking round with a permanent grin on my face!! i dont get to see her mush as we both work unsociable hours, but when i do catch up with her, the big grin returns again!!!
I managed to see sarah on saturday whilst she was working and i was staggering around the club with jodie pissed as a cricket!! Whilst me and jodie and the gang ventured from room to room, sarah would occasionally come walking by in stelph mode looking like a cross between lara croft and the matrix!! (very nice) keeping her beedy eyes on any unwanted shananigons!!! and wearing this sexy little ear piece in her ear looking very professional i might add!!! (That ear piece really flicks my switch!!) Then out of nowhere whilst i was talking to sarah, jodie the pap popped up with her camera and started snapping away whilst me and sarah had another cheeky little kiss!!! (check the gallery photos).
Moving swiftly on, yesterday we all met up and had lunch at the local pub and then went to the gig to watch jordan! which meant i got to see sarah again!! (happy days!) anyway after the hut closed i stayed there with sarah till about 3am! i had to be up for work this morning at 6am because i was due to go away on a course, so after struggling with two big bag eyes like piss holes in the snow i arrive at Euston station to catch the virgin train with the other lads to find that no one had booked my ticket!! so this meant i was unable to go and i had to return back home, what a pain in the ass day!!! anyway i got straight on the old phone to my mate jodie and drove straight to her, only to find her comotosed on the sofa after having no sleep all night!! (Hmmmm i wonder why??) so i got her up and we went up to the sugar hut again!! to see sarah and steven!! Even though i have had a shit day, one good thing was that i got to see sarah again!!! happy days!!
So right now things couldn't be better, we are just taking things nice and slow and enjoying the time we have together with no pressures!!
So to all you intrigued journoes who keep asking "am i seeing jodie?" the answer is no, never have and never will, we are just good mates and that's how we all like it!! My attention is focused else where as you can probably gather!!!
Anyway to sum it all up in a nut shell, being mates with jodie is an experience, its fun, full of dramas and most of all a bloody good laugh!!!!!! I am very lucky to have a good friend like her!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway Bloggers i am going now my head hurts!!
P.S.......Can you believe that when we went out today: what did jodie take? no not her make up!! that BLOODY INVITATION KIT!!!!
Happy days, outrageous and most of all happy xmas!!
DaveXXXXXXXX
(P.S MICHELLE THE NUMBER YOU CALL IF YOU NEED MY HELP IS 999, IF NO ONE ANSWERS LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOMETIME NEXT YEAR!!! REMEMBER HOLD ON TIGHT NOW. IT MUST BE EVER SO COLD THIS TIME OF YEAR ON THAT CLOUD!!!!!!!!!)
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