31st August 2006 - I'm in CYPRUS!!!!!!

Woooooooooh!! I'm in Cyprus! I'm sitting writing this from the luxury of my 5 star hotel. All the others have gone for a walk down to the harbour so I thought I'd have a little twitter on here for a while. We had a lovely flight (apart from a drunk woman harassing me the whole way). The boys all got hammered on red wine and I fell asleep. When I woke up, Jordan had bought me a present from the on-board shop. Sitting in front of me was Travel Barbie!!! An Air Stewardess Barbie Doll, complete with suitcase! Joy! I love her. We arrived at our hotel at 1am Cyprus time. We threw our cases in the room and ran down to the hotel bar where Ian sax was waiting for us. He'd gotten an earlier flight so when we arrived he had all of our favourite drinks lined up on the bar for us. He even remembered to put a straw in my vodka-lemonade!

After a few cheeky ones, me, Ian and Carolina decided to go and get food and the rest of the boys (Jord, Tony, Pants and Rusty) went clubbing. We left them to it. We wanted to get up early and catch a full day's sun. That said, we still didn't go to bed til 3.30am. Carolina gave me a back massage and we laid chatting for ages. At 6am, Jordan and Russ cam knocking on our door and when we let them in the room, they sang Hit The Road Jack from start to finish. There's a grand piano in the lobby of our hotel and Jordan had spent the last hour of the night drunkenly playing on it. They then collapsed at the bottom of our beds and we spent half an hour trying to get rid of them. We eventually managed to catch another hour's sleep and woke up at 8am. We have been laying in the sun ever since (it's now 6pm Cyprus time). Already today we have played a very violent game of water polo with all the other people staying at the hotel and we have all bought lilos and had lilo races up and down the pool. We're very childish when we're away! Jordan and Russ hired canoes (not sure if that's how you spell it) earlier and had a little row around an island. We also played at stacking the lilos up one on top of the other (bear in mind we've got 7 of the things!) and then took it in turns to take a running jump onto them from the egde of the pool. Then, after exhausting that, we lined them all up side by side and had a competition to see who could run the furthest over them without sinking into the water. I won that one! Oh the fun of acting like a 5 year old on holiday!

I have spied some cheeky young boys around our swimming pool already - I can't wait to hit the town tonight! There's lots of fit tattooed men out here. Joy. My face is peeling already and I have wicked tan lines from just one day! I'm feeling very randy right now. It's all this naked flesh around me! I always feel sexy on holiday though. Already today I have been reminiscing over the holiday I had with Scott Sullivan in Cyprus. We went nuts! I think we "did it" in just about every nook and cranny we could find. Sorry - too mush information, but God, this is the first time I've been away as a single person in about 6 years!!!! Loving it!! Need to find a man to snog tonight! Blondie - can't you get the next flight over - pleeeeeeeease! Ha ha.

I know I'm not exactly shy but I lose ALL inhibitions on holiday. That's why it's great to come away with a boyfriend. I show him the time of his life! Not that I don't every day I'm with someone but it's even better on holiday cos it's so exciting being in a different place.

Jord spoke to my mum and dad earlier - they went to a gig last night. Look at them going raving without us! They can't get enough!! I'm glad they're having fun too though. Poor Lauren is stuck at mine with 2 hyper bulldogs! Thanks babe - love you!

God I'm so happy to be away. Max (boy in the attic) came to join us earlier so there are now 8 of us all at this hotel. Plus, Becky is here with her mum, dad and sister and of course Jordan's friends Jackie and George (who are getting married out here). It's carnage. Essex is taking over Aiya Napa. I was quite sad when we were on the way to the hotel last night cos we passed all the places that I worked at last summer when I filmed Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep. I loved it so mush. That was the best job I've ever had!!! It made me want to walk into the Adams Beach hotel and offer up my services as a wedding co-ordinator. ha ha. It is weird to be back here without twenty cameras following me though. And of course without Syd Little!!! My second dad

Gotta go now cos any second now my phone is going to ring. I've got to do an interview. See... I don't even get a break when I come away - I'm gonna kill you Jo when I get back! ha ha. Only joking - you know I love it really. Get me more work!!! I want to be worked into the ground!!

Quickly before I go..... I noticed today that my whole body is covered in bruises from dancing with Ben the other day. It's all that throwing me around that he did! Not that I care - I just look like I've been in a fight! I love him and the dancing though. War wounds - I love them. Last night in bed I was showing Carolina some of the lifts. I wasn't actually doing them obviously but I was just demonstrating how Ben did them. She's going to come to the live show with my family. I'm SOOOOOOO excited for it! We must have looked like a right pair of lesbians last night massaging each other and dancing round the room in our bra and knickers! Ha ha. Glad no one saw us!

Lots of love, hope you're having a good week. I'm certainly going to have one in the sun.

Jodie

xxx

P.S Fit bod - me and Tony have started our work out already. We're doing 100 lengths in the pool every day you'll be pleased to hear. Plus, we are playing water polo for the next 6 days (and it's really violent and energetic) so when we get back we are ready to be turned into toned fighting beasts!! Bring it on!!!!