Found some absolute gems of scribblings on a crappy internet forum today. This, people is what I have to put with, not only reading about myself, but actually being said to my face on a daily basis. To be honest, I'm being over-dramatic as I never look at other websites, the free half hour I do have every day I use to update my own site (which is getting 10,000 hits a week and growing rapidly, thanks guys) so in reality I don't have time to read these. Just happened to have a couple of hours spare today and thought that having a surf would give me some inspiration for stuff to write. Here's what I found:
"Funnily enough, I've just been looking at her blog (it's addictive and scary all at the same time) and she mentions her dead friend in today's entry.. In fact, she does more than mention her, she entitles the whole entry with her name and proceeds to tell us all about the anniversary of her death.
Also, she mentions that she logged onto an internet forum recently (hmm, wonder which one) and says that there are lots of people slagging her off 'muppets with no life'. She then bemoans her lot and says that she wouldn't slag anyone off is she hadn't even met them. Course not love. However, you have got to expect criticism when all you do is dress like a tart and offer little other than your odd ramblings on the state of the world at large. I really think she's not the full shilling. The woman craves publicity and fame and then when she gets it, does nothing but complain about the attention. I'm sure she's a lovely woman but when all we've got to judge her on is her spurious behaviour and constant slagging off of other zelebs, does she really expect nothing but praise? Does she live in a little insular world where everybody's actions aren't open to scrutiny? Sad muppets me might be love, but alt least we have dignity, self respect and talent."
Ok..... Before anything else at all, I'd like to point out that I can spell, and clearly you can't (I copied and pasted this straight onto here). "Sad muppets me might be love, but alt least"??????? Doesn't make sense love...... My next point would be that I don't "bemoan" my lot, I just moan about weird scary stalkerish people like you that have nothing better to do than slag off people they've never met. Yes, you are correct that I wanted to be famous. I wanted it badly, due to being bullied for 6 years for being ugly. I thought that by becoming a famous model I would prove to myself and to my bullies that I wasn't all the things they said I was. It worked. I feel a lot better, I'm making amazing money, I love my job, I get to help all the charities that mean so mush to me (which is more than you're doing sitting in your bedroom waffling on your computer cos you can't afford to do anything else), I have achieved very nearly all of my life's dreams thank you very mush. I haven't seen any of my bullies on the front cover of a lads mag or speaking out on the lunchtime news for Refuge or PETA, in fact, last time I heard, one of my bullies was in rehab. Well done. If you opened your blinkered eyes and narrow mind, you would realise that actually I am not at all spurious and do a lot more than slag off other celebs. The only time people get a verbal-bashing from me is when they have abused me first. The reason I won't lie down and take their abuse is that I am no longer the hurting, scared victim I was at school. These days if someone wants a row, I'll give it to them and 9 times out of 10, I'll win. If people have a genuine problem with me, if I have upset them personally or been hideous to them, then fine. I'll hold my hands up, say sorry and admit I'm wrong, but when someone slates me for no reason, I'm gonna point out their faults and ask "Why?" I refuse to take insults from people - is that such a bad thing?! Shit, sorry, didn't realise 'refusing to be insulted' was a crime. After you have talked to over a hundred young girls, who are being bullied, on the phone for over an hour at a time or you have organised a tour of schools to give talks on bullying or you have given £10,000 to Refuge in one day, THEN, just then, you might be able to judge me and what I do with my life. Until then, pipe down, find something to do with your time other than write about me, and try not to be so bitter. As for talking about Kim, am I not allowed to pay tribute to her in the anniversary of her death, you cold-hearted freak?! My best mate was murdered and I'm not allowed to remember her and write about her? Is that really what you're saying?! You are one sick no-brained loser. If you were the sort of person to have your own website that was looked at by thousands of people (don't worry, it'll never happen to you, I'm just saying "in theory") and you didn't pay tribute to your best mate who was killed, on the anniversary of her death, I'd think there was seriously something wrong with you. But then I do think that about you anyway. It's a very natural reaction to want to pay tribute to your loved ones when they die. Just up the road from my house is a huge floral tribute to a young boy that died in a road accident. It has been renewed every week for a year. Do you want his mum's address so you can abuse her for remembering him?! Freak, freak, freak!!! Lastly, you talk about having dignity, self-respect and talent..... Really? All this from a weirdo who writes to other weirdos all day long about someone they've never met. And you can't even spell....... Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't see anything talented, dignified or respectful about that..... J
Here's the next beautifully written piece I found:
"Did anyone read the interview she did in the Sunday Mirror's "Celeb" mag? It was in the same vein as her other magazine interviews....my dead friend Kim (which there was a group photo of), slagging off Jordan and Fran Cosgrave, mentioning her abortion etc etc etc....
Can't 2006 be the year, she finally ****s off and leaves us all in peace? Stupid cow."
My response: Darling if you don't want to read about me, then don't. I'm assuming nobody pinned you down and forced you to look at the pages of the Mirror's magazine. If they did, I'm truly sorry, but that would be something you need to take up with the police, not something you need to rant about me for. If it's peace you need, I suggest a stint at Southern Palms in Barbados on the South Coast. It's very peaceful there. I go every year to get away from the likes of you. On a serious note though, the Mirror chose those pics that were used, I didn't. They just paid me to give a comment on each one, which I did truthfully. No point lying really, is there?! Hell, If I can get paid a huge sum of money to talk about a few silly pics that were taken of me over the years then I'll carry on doing it. You should try it, I think you'd find it's quite a quick, easy and fun way to increase the old bank balance. Stupid cow? Me? Or is it you, that probably works 19 hours a day to earn in a year what I do in one day that's stupid?! I'll get back to you on that one........
NEXT:
"she wanted to talk about it because she got paid for it. Simple as really. You wouldn't see most celebs out there just talking frankly about having abortions, because they want a personal life. For example i couldn't imagine any of Girls Aloud or Liberty X talking about having abortions like that."
This ridiculously written piece is about why I talked publicly about my abortion. The reason I talked about it was this: I wanted desperately to keep my pregnancy a secret. I went to every length I could to not let anybody find out. I used a private clinic, I went in disguise, I even used fake ID so that they didn't have my name on record. No good. Two days after my first appointment it was already in the newspapers. I was at the lowest point of my life. I didn't even want to have an abortion. Fran, kindly left me feeling like I had no choice though, as he gave interviews to every paper saying he didn't "give a f*ck" if I was pregnant, he didn't believe it was his and wanted nothing to do with the baby. By then, he'd already slept with my best mate (and another girl) behind my back, ponced £70,000 off me and jumped in every picture ever taken of me so that he had become known. I couldn't face bringing a baby into the world by a man I hated as mush as I hated him. I've been brought up by the most loving parents in the world. I didn't want to be a single mother, I didn't want a child, who, when older, I would have to try and explain the absence of it's father to. When I'm ready for kids, I'll do it the right way and bring them up properly. I didn't get paid a penny for any abortion interview, I just wanted to (and felt I had to) explain why I did it because I didn't want everyone making up their own minds (like you sick lot writing these things). I wanted the truth to be told: that actually it was the hardest decision I've ever had to make, it will haunt me for the rest of my life and that it was f*cking awful. Hopefully some good will come out of the fact that young girls who did read about my trauma will not ever want to be in my position. Oh, and the reason you wouldn't catch Liberty X or whoever talking about their abortions (if they had one), is that their Record Company wouldn't allow it. Every interview they do, every TV appearance they make is controlled fully by their management and labels. Things are kept quiet, things are made to look as perfect as possible from every angle. Hell, Gareth Gates wasn't even allowed to admit to a fling with Jordan, for fear of losing female fans.... I, however, am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do. Everything I do or say is coming directly from me and not from a huge PR company making me out to be something I'm not. Got it? Does that make things a little clearer for you, my love?
Ready for more joy????
Here goes:
"She obviously has so mush time on her hands to enable her to write 2 sides of A4 about her 'life' on a regular basis. What a sad cow...I'm off for another read!!
Particularly like the bit about her being declared 'free of all STD's including HIV...'
How many times must she have put herself at risk to have been so worried?? Oh, and she's come off the pill she says, so expect another abortion story in the next few months..."
Yes, my friend, I do have quite a lot of time on my hands, as I probably only work 3 days a week when quiet. It does go up to seven days a week and sometimes it's manic but even then, it's easy to find half an hour or an hour each day to do a little bit of writing. Besides, I'm only writing MY blog every day for MY fans. You are reading my blog AND writing about me. Who's really got too mush time on their hands, I wonder? Unlike you, I'm quite clever so it doesn't actually take that long to do a blog each day. I enjoy it, I've always loved writing, my fans adore it (and I adore them) and you may call me a "sad cow" every day for the rest of your life but in actual fact what's really sad, is the fact that you hate me yet you're still reading about me. Can't be that bad then, can it, really?! Just to clear up the going-to-get-tested thing: I don't put myself at risk. It was Fran the soap-dodger that gave me my first ever (and only) disease when he cheated on me. Until then I'd been in a year-long relationship with him and didn't feel I had any reason to worry as I had been tested (and given the all clear) prior to getting with him. It was actually catching something from his diseased cock that made me aware of the fact that he must have cheated on me. I like to think I'm a good role model to young girls, and again, as I said above; if any good comes out of them following in my footsteps and going down to the clinic and/or being more careful with their sexual activities then I think I've done right in telling the world. I've got nothing to hide, I'm not ashamed of anything I do. If I was then I wouldn't write about it in the first place. The fact that I am in full control of my health can only be a good thing. Oh, and I wasn't "worried", it's just nice to hear the words "you are clear of everything" as it would be to anyone who had just been tested, regardless of whether or not you thought you had anything.
And lastly, this little diamond:
"thats what i was saying above, she claims to have had an abortion yet shes so bloody flippant about contraception. USE BOTH YOU STUPID COW!!!"
I've never been flippant with using contraception. I was on the pill when I got pregnant by accident by Fran. We weren't using condoms because we had been together for a year and I had stupidly assumed he wouldn't cheat on me. I had been given the all clear just before I got with him (as I explained above) when, on popping down to my local GP's for my 3-yearly smear test, they offered to do a full sexual health test as well. I found out I was pregnant by him exactly one week after I kicked him out of my house for sleeping with somebody else (and giving me a disease). Stupid, I might have been, for trusting the loser in the first place but "COW"? Come on, at least call me a horse.... They smell better....... Freaks.
Back to talking to the real fans now:
I know I shouldn't have even given these weirdos air time on my site and I know I'm gonna get bombarded with letters saying they are just jellus etc. But I just wanted to show some examples of how hideous my fellow country-men can be. There's nothing like supporting your own, eh folks?! Jeez, anyone would think I'd torched their house or punched their gran. Nope, I'm afraid that these people are the state of our nation today. They have too mush time on their hands, they can't spell and they are nasty, malicious and jellus. The only plus side to it all is that my website is looked at by thousands of people a week and their wrongly spelt rantings are read by 5 sad people who feel it necessary to talk about me over anyone of any importance in their life. I'm off to bed now cos it's been a long day. Unfortunately for the haters, I won't be disappearing anytime soon as I have major projects lined up for 2006. I will carry on working til I drop dead, for the simple fact that I'm not lazy. I can't sit around on my arse and do nothing cos it bores me. On top of that, I have 7 charities to look after and help, and that means staying famous enough to make a difference. Folks, hope you're all happy and smiling and showing love to those around you. I know I am and I know that the more I read shitty criticism like that above, the more I will strive to succeed and prove them all wrong. They can't reply to this blog, they can't have their say again. Mine is final, which is great, and I will never look at another internet forum again. They're too weird........
I'm gonna leave you with this little piece I found on another site. It's an interview I gave about Trust Me I'm a Holiday Rep, I think you'll like it:
So that's what glamour girl Jodie did on her holidays
PEOPLE only do reality shows to get in the papers, proclaims glamour girl Jodie Marsh. "They're not actually doing anything worthwhile or productive. It just doesn't interest me."
However, when the opportunity came up to try her arm at being a holiday rep along with five other celebrities - courtesy of Five's new series which begins tomorrow - the 26-year-old jumped at the chance.
"It appealed to me because I don't like sitting around doing nothing, I have to be active because that's what I'm like.
"Also, when I thought about it, if I wasn't famous and doing the job I am now, I probably would have ended up being a holiday rep or something like that. I always want to be around people and doing something different every day, partying and all the rest of it.
"It just seemed like the perfect thing for me and I thought it would be nice to see if I would be any good at it."
Unfortunately for Marsh, the job didn't quite live up to her expectations.
"It was stricter than I thought," she reveals. "They've got all these rules you have to abide by, like the uniform and stuff. You couldn't even have the wrong hair band, for example. I kind of got wound up with that, because I didn't see why it was supposed to make me do the job any better."
But it got worse. "They also made me take all my make-up off, and, of course, you're not allowed to show tattoos. I've got ten of them, so I had to wear bandages all over to cover them up.
"All the proper reps were really strict and harsh with us. From the minute we arrived, they were throwing their weight around and I said to a couple of them: 'You don't have to talk to me like a child. If you talk to me normally I will take on board what you're saying and do a good job'.
"The same thing always happens with the general public. There are those who are stupid enough to believe newspapers and will always prejudge you, thinking they know something about you when they don't.
"People are really vile. They're just nasty in general," she adds.
"I think they've got too mush time on their hands and not enough happiness in their own life, because if they did, they wouldn't feel the need to bitch about others like that.
"I know from my own experience, when I'm depressed I feel bitter about everything and everyone. Whereas, when I'm really happy and everything's right in my life, I haven't got a bad word to say about anyone because I'm just buzzing."
Joining Marsh on the trek out to Cyprus were comedian Syd Little, model Jasmine Lennard, former New Kids On The Block vocalist Jordan Knight, broadcaster and journalist Nina Myskow and ex-Coronation Street star Scott Wright. Out of that bunch, it's surprising who she most took a shine to.
"Syd is wicked," she exclaims. "He was like my dad, just so lovely. He actually said to me on camera at the end of the show: 'Marsh is like my daughter and I love her'.
The Essex-born pin-up had a fling with Wright while filming the show.
As for Marsh, she sees herself as something of a role model for young women.
"What girls can see in me is someone who was bullied all the way through school for being ugly and told all through my teenage years that I'd never get anywhere.
"All of a sudden now I'm earning more money than any of those who picked on me. Yes, I could have been a lawyer or something - I'm clever enough to have gone to university - but the fact is I took the quickest, easiest, most fun route to making a lot of money, and that was always the plan.
"By doing that, I'm also sticking two fingers up at my bullies and having an absolute whale of a time."
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