Its 8pm and we have just polished off a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts between 5 of us. Me and Tony have spent the day in Lakeside buying my new computer, laptop, more house stuff and the important Krispy Kremes. We managed to fit (mush to the salesman, the shop delivery assisstant and Tony's disbelief): a computer, keyboard, screen, laptop, laptop bag, mouse, cables, 3 sets of new blinds, large new bedroom ceiling light, a load of kitchen utensils, two landline telephones and a dyson hoover in the two-seater TT. "Have faith" I told them all as they assured me it wouldn't all fit. It did mean driving home from Lakeside with the roof down again and Tony's chair pushed as far forward as it would go so we could get stuff behind it. His knees were crammed into the dashboard and he was sandwiched between the chair and hoover. Very cold but also very funny. Oh, we also managed a whole carrier bag of chocolates and cheese from the Swedish food market in Ikea for my brother who has become so hooked on the cheese that he left no less than 14 post-it notes on the kitchen window last night asking for someone to get more of it (obviously he wrote them while drunk), a box of twelve doughnuts and a bag full of chocolate bars from the petrol station. TT's are so under-rated! Actually, I am getting rid of it soon as I have a new pick-up truck on order.
When we got back, we went to a pub in Brentwood to meet Jord and Russ and Steve and then we all went for food in our favourite place Prezzos, which is where we went last night as well. We have just got back in time for marge and parge finishing their dinner and that's when we demolished the Krispy Kremes.
Tonight I was supposed to be going to see my mate Angie and my hero Paul Weller for a drink but since it is 8pm already and I'm only just home, that has been cancelled. Instead me, Tony and Stevie are going to a club to get wasted. I can't even remember the last time I was drunk...... Oh yeah, it was in Big Brother but that was on wine and that doesn't count. Since I don't drink wine, I only needed two glasses to start crying, as I'm sure you all saw. Aside from that, the last time was on New Year's Eve (yet again I apologise for the picture of my sick in the gallery - I was in a bad mood at the time and thought it amusing to post it on site! Filth - sorry!). It is time to throw myself round a dance floor and celebrate my freedom. I have only started feeling normal again these last few days after my 'ordeal' and therefore have only just felt the need to go out and go wild. Plus, Stevie has a new phone and his ring tone is one of the recent house tracks that all the clubs are playing. Every time it has rung in the last few hours, it's made me want to jump onto the nearest table and start gyrating my hips while stroking my own body.
Jordan has a gig tonight but none of us can face going as it finishes at 11pm and then there's no where else good to go in the surrounding area. It's far too early to go home at that time, especially since we all want to get in a bad way. Therefore, we are off to Epping to our favourite dancing establishment the 195 club. I went there last week with Sarah and Steve but had to go home early and lay in a dark room due to having the worst migraine in the world. Today I am feeling fine and have untold amounts of energy due to eating 5 dougnuts (me and Tone sneaked some down walking round Lakeside, as well as the ones we just ate with everyone else).
If I remember when I come in later, I will write a blog cos I've been meaning to write a blog drunk for a while now. I think it will make for comedy reading. If I don't manage to write one it's cos I'm either passed out or I've pulled (joke). It might just be that I totally forget or that I'm too tired when the sugar rush wears off and the vodka kicks in.
Sweet dreams everyone, speak either later or tomorrow with tales of my first big night out since the New Year.
Lots of love
xxxxx
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