25th October 2006 - See through Knickers and thigh high boots.....

Love to bang you........ it is a nice.........ha ha high five!!!!!!......best wishes Brinkman.....aka good cop....Just a few Ali g references for me Jodie.....Aiiiiight!!!! Easy now....this be Ali g the dominating mc,ready to rock the bitches punani.....Is u ere for the nobbin on da beach? I can probably bang bout 6 of you in 5 mins........

Jodie here.... That was Dancer 1 and Dancer 2 writing above. I asked them to help me do a blog and that is what they came up with. They are now singing the song "looking back over my shoulder...." They do an Ali G or Borat impression at least once every five minutes. It's funny cos I used to be obsessed with Ali G and Borat and until I met the two hubbies I had forgotten how funny it was. Dancer 2 is trying to play with my nipple as I write this (he just said "come on man have some respect" cos I wouldn't let him). Tonight me and Dancer 2 have been to my brother's gig. Dancer 1 went home to sort work stuff out and he met us after the gig. We are all now back at mine and I am typing this from sitting on Dancer 2's lap while Dancer 1 is reading my autobiography behind us on the sofa.

The gig was good. We had a little sing and dance and Tony finally met one of my two hubbies. He's been dying to meet them ever since I told him about them. He liked him very mush, in fact, his first words were "Blimey Jode, he looks wicked - very you! Just what you need!" (he was talking about his dress sense as well as his good looks - though not in a gay way! ha ha). My mate Sally (who I am going on holiday with soon) texted me tonight. She said something along the lines of "you are a lucky bitch Miss Marsh!" in reference to me having two boyfriends. She reckons I am living every girls' dream. I suppose I am. I mean every girl wants a fit bloke to hang out with, but two of them?! Well that's just greedy! Ha ha. I don't care - I'm loving it.

Last night we had our first argument. Things move quickly in this household! I can't even remember how it started or what it was about (though I do know I was wearing see-through knickers and thigh high boots - dildo still in hand - at the time). We didn't go to bed last night. We argued til about 7am this morning and then made up and chatted til about 8am. Eventually we got a few hours sleep and then I took a load of pics of the boys in bed together to send to Kyle (just for the crack). Kyle's text to me afterwards read "Did I dream you are swinging from the rafters every night with two living pleasures ?! I NEED to know all the SIN! Stop your absolute f*cking fooling! Just stop it now Jean! What are you trying to do to a girl?! Just leave me dry-lipped and shaking!!!"

God I love Kyle. The boys haven't met Kyle yet but I soooooo want them to meet him. When I got that text I couldn't speak for laughing (for about 5 minutes) and even when I read it out to them, I knew they didn't get just how funny he is. Once they meet him they will see his humour and why that text made me laugh so mush. I haven't seen him for a week or more and I am having withdrawal symptoms. I NEED to see him and I need the boys to meet him, just so they know I'm not mad when I go on about him and how amazing he is.

Dancer 1 has just read the bit in my book about my pubes being really long. That bit always makes me laugh when I think about it! They genuinely were the longest they've ever been (I'd been in hospital for ages).

Rick Parfitt Junior called me earlier (he's the son of Rick Parfitt from Status Quo). I told him all about my two new hubbies and he laughed his head off. He told me he thought it was wicked and that the very reason he loves me is that I do whatever the hell I want to do in life. Rick is the nicest guy ever. In fact, my mum wanted me to marry him at one point. Unfortunately we're not at all suited in that way and are mush better as just friends (sorry mum) but I do love him lots and it was really nice to have a catch up with him. And no, he's not going out with Danni Minogue or Caprice (as all the gossip mags keep printing)!!!!

Can't remember if I told you already but I have bought tickets to see Dirty Dancing the musical. I'm taking my mum, dad and brother. I can't wait!!!!! You all know how obsessed I am with the film and it's been years since we've all gone to the theatre together as a family. When I was a kid I saw "Buddy" about 12 times. It was my favourite show. Every time either me or Jordan had a birthday and the parental units asked us what we wanted to do, our answer would always be "see Buddy!" I'm actually quite sad that it's no longer on in the West End. I would go and see it tomorrow if it was. Dirty Dancing though is going to be incredible. The tickets are on my desk next to the computer and I get butterflies in my belly every time I look at them! Though I am quite perturbed that they cost £75 each! Is that how mush theatre is this days?! Bloody hell I can go see Robbie Williams in concert for £25!! Well, actually I can go see Rob for free but that's not the point!

I am bored of typing now. I'm a little bit tipsy and I want to go to bed with my two men and have cuddles. We are still all trying to catch up on the sleep we don't seem to be getting and we are all run down and feeling like death. I am still having a blast though and life couldn't be better right now. Like Sally said earlier... I am a very lucky girl to have two men all to myself!!!!!

Loads of love Jodie

Xxxxxxx