Thursday, 23 October 2008

23rd April 2006 - I met Jamie Foxx and I want to buy a pug dog...

I've had such a good weekend!!! It's 12.45am on Sunday night and I've just got in from a night out with some of the boys. I'll go back to Friday and start from there:

Friday night me, Jord, Tony, Rusty and Lauren all went to London. We started off in Sports Café cos our mate Mark DJ's there (and Jord's band play there). Jordan and Russ's first drink of the night was a shot. We knew from that moment it was going to get messy. We stayed in there a few hours before moving on to China Whites to meet Kyle. Tony wasn't drinking as he was driving us all but the rest of us were quite merry by the time we arrives at Chinas. Five minutes after stepping foot through the door, Tony was snogging a girl he had just met in the corner of the VIP room. I have NEVER seen someone pull so quickly in my life!! It was literally five minutes after arriving that a sober Tony was necking a random! Comedy. Me, Jord, Russ and Lauren left him to it and hit the dance floor. Lauren and I danced while the boys stood next to us like minders. Three more drinks later and a lot more sweaty, I bumped into an old friend of mine and Linsey Dawn Mackenzie's called Jess. We had a hug and a chat and she screamed "Come and meet Jamie Foxx!". It turned out she was kind of looking after him while he's in town. She'd been taking him out and showing him the best places to go in London. With that, she dragged me off to meet him. I shouted back to the gang to wait there and she pulled me through the crowd. We got to his table and he was a perfect gent. He stood up and kissed me and I apologised for being so sweaty (I explained I'd been dancing all night). I then turned back to chat to Jess. A few seconds later, she tapped me to turn round and Jamie was behind me holding a candle up at me. He asked me to dance so I did. I gave a minutes worth of sexy moves in a half-sexy, half-silly way while he held the candle up the whole time as if I were doing some sort of show. He said he liked my outfit (I had the tiniest dress of all time on; kind of Indian style, my hair in pigtails and the best boots in the world on) and he said he loved my dancing. I then remembered that the others were over the other side of the dance floor and that I had asked them to wait there. Not wanting them to disappear on me, I said to Jess that I would have to go back to them and I left saying I would call her later (she's staying in the same hotel as me for Linsey's wedding). I blew Jamie a kiss and he gave me a sexy look and smile in return and I fought my way through the crowds to get back to the others. Mark had turned up by the time I got back and the others wanted to go back in the VIP room so we all made our way there. We spent the rest of the night in there with Kyle.

By the end of the night, we were all steaming drunk (except Tony) and in need of our beds. We went outside onto Regent Street to try and get a cab back to the car which was parked a few miles away and the first thing we saw were two rickshaws (the bicycle things that have a sofa on the back for passengers). We grabbed both of them and told them where to go. Me, Russ and Lauren had one and Jord and Tony got in the other. Sitting waiting at the traffic lights at Piccadilly, our mate Mark (naked from the waist down) goes running past us, screaming and dodging cars. He had seen us get in the rickshaws and wanted to make us laugh. We were all screaming in hysterics. When we got back to Tony's car, Jordan and Russ asked if they could have a go on the rickshaws and the owners said "yes". They then had a race on them. Very very funny. Of course I took pictures!

We all piled in the car eventually and shouted at Tony to take us to Macdonalds on the way home. The next thing I remember is waking up at the window of a drive-through Macdonalds and Tony saying "what does everyone want?". Unfortunately, everybody had fallen asleep so on waking up, we didn't actually want anything other than to go back to sleep. Good on Tony, he just sighed and put the car in reverse to carry on the journey home. Russ ended up staying at mine and everyone else went home to bed. We got in at 6am.

The next day me and Russ were woken to Jordan phoning. He wanted to go for breakfast so we quickly got ready and drove into Brentwood for a fry-up. After that we went to the shop and bought 6 loaves of bread and the three of us went to the country park near us with Paddy. I've been taking Paddy to the park every day for a week now. He loves it. I always take loaves of bread with me for the ducks. I'm getting to know some of the ducks. They all have different personalities and I have my favourites. The swans are beautiful but they love themselves. The Canada Geese are lairy and cocky (one pecked me in the privates the other day cos I took too long getting the bread out of the bag) and the mallards, moorhens and coots are my favourite. I particularly like a little white duck who never leaves the side of a mallard with a blue-tinted head. They're like a little couple. It's very cute. I know I sound totally mental but I don't care. The ducks are brilliant!

After a two-hour walk around the park (and after meeting a couple with two pug dogs, who we all fussed over for ten minutes), we went to the nearest pub and sat in the beer garden. The landlord gave Paddy a bowl of water and the couple with the pugs came in too. We sat and played with the pugs for half an hour. Jordan has wanted a pug for years and is trying to persuade me to get one. I do want one and Paddy would love to have another little friend. Only problem is, Jord wants a black one and I want a fawn one. I've been looking on the internet ever since for breeders. I think there'll be a new Marsh addition very soon!

Saturday night (which was last night), me, Jord, Russ, Lauren and Tony all went into Brentwood. Jordan and Tony went home early. They were bored and tired. Me, Russ and Lauren stayed out and got drunk again and they both ended up staying at mine. This morning (which seems like three days ago), Russ got up at 7am (even though we didn't get to bed til 4am) and went on a bus trip with a load of boys to watch the football. I stayed in bed a while longer and got up to go back into Brentwood with Jordan to watch Tony and Pants in their parade. You know by now that Tony is called Tony Trumpet; it's because he plays in the Royal British Legion Marching band. Pants is the leader (I'm not sure what he's called but he stands at the front and shouts commands at the others). They were doing a parade down Brentwood High St for St George's day. It was so mush fun!!! I've never seen them march before as annoyingly I've been working whenever they've done a parade before. They were amazing! It was raining and we got soaked but it was so worth it. I love marching bands and the fact that two of our closest friends are in one is even better. I felt so proud of them. Me and Jord couldn't stop laughing as they marched down the High St. We've never seen them so serious!

After that we went back to my mum and dad's for a few hours. I fell asleep on the sofa with the little dogs all over me and I woke up to Jordan telling me we were going out again in half an hour. Jordan quit playing at Sugar Hut last week (I'll explain another time), and since he now has Sundays free, he wants to enjoy them. He had heard there was a good live band on in another pub in Brentwood so dragged a load of us there.

And that's all you're getting for tonight. I'm very tired and I've only got a few more chapters to finish of Jackie Collin's The Bitch. I'm going to bed (Paddy is already up there waiting for me) to finish the book and I will write some more tomorrow. I've got furniture being delivered tomorrow and also have a guy coming to give me a quote on a conservatory so will be staying in all day. As soon as I get up I will write some more and finish telling you about tonight.

Lots of love

xxxxx

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