Well, it is one month and one day til my birthday. Filth! Do I wanna get any older? No. Like Hell I do! But I am very excited at the thought of my fancy dress party. You cannot beat a fancy dress party! Not only does it make the night better in every way but everyone seems to get ten times more horny than normal too. I think it's all the costumes and the thought of what's underneath them, personally I just love seeing people look different (and love to have a perv over a bloke dressed as a fireman/policeman/whatever).
Early evening yesterday, the gang went out for dinner (me, Jonny, Emma, School Teacher Lauren, Jord, Sarah, Alex and Steven). We had a very nice time. It was a restaurant we go to every single day (if even only for a coffee) and all the waiters know our order off by heart which is nice. Emma, having been kidnapped by me from Erotica, was still in hotpants walking around in Brentwood. I think people thought she was simple. It's the coldest it's ever been! Not that she cared, she's completely mad. The kidnapping session was only short-lived though as they left after the meal. I'll do better next time. I think my record is 3 weeks at the moment.
Last night I went to do an hour on Talksport radio with James Whale and ended up doing two hours. The whole show was about Bullying and we had so many calls from people that it has affected. James was over the moon with the response. Sarah came with me and she had a great time sitting in the studio helping to moniter all the calls. Gotta say though.... there's always one imbecile isn't there?! I physically CANNOT go anywhere without there being a prat of some sort, ranting for the sake of ranting. Some muppet girl called in and after TWO HOURS of me giving advice and sharing my own experiences of bullying (not to mention plugging my charity do in aid of Beat Bullying tomorrow night repeatedly), says "I bet if there was a celeb party on tonight, Jodie would have been at that instead of coming on your show James". Firstly love, if that's all you've got to say for yourself after waiting on hold for half an hour to get 10 seconds of air time, then you seriously need to go back to school and get an education. Secondly, I happened to mention to James before the show that, in fact, there was a celeb party on last night. I told him I wasn't in the slightest bit interested in going and that I would mush rather have been doing what I was doing. So, when the bitter no-brained bint starts having a go, James cuts her dead and says "Actually love, there is a showbiz party on tonight and Jodie is here with me talking about bullying, so shut it!" He's such a top bloke. He knows and has seen the real me and he respects me, as I do him. What is wrong with people though. I said on air "I'd like to know what time YOU give up for charity, love" and then challenged her to meet me at the studio after the show - not surpirsingly, she didn't turn up and I left to nobody but Ben 'the pap' taking minging pictures of me, with no make up on and dressed like a tramp.
Sarah and I got home at 2am and sat up til 5am waffling and putting the world to rights. We talked a lot about men and what we did and didn't want. Nothing new there then. Can somebody please give us a new subject to debate?! I'm so bored of even thinking about men and relationships but can't seem to stop myself from talking about them. Typical girl then. We decided that maybe we should just take some time out and have a holiday. I keep promising to go to America and see Jordan Knight, amongst others. Now, I really need to put my plans into action and sort it out. I'm fed up with the bitterness in this country anyway and it's not like I get any help with anything. Even when I'm doing a shit load of unpaid charity work (just because I care so mush), there's still an uneducated freak waiting in the wings to put me down. To hell with them all. I'm not depressed or anything - just need a break I think and need to do some serious re-evaluating of my life. Not that there's that mush wrong with it, but I'm not getting any younger and I need to concentrate on what's important. That, or I just need a really good shag......
That said, I have just bought a house, so I am officially now an adult I suppose! Mind you, that's the only responsible thing I want to do for a while (apart from my charity work of course). It's fun, laughter and sex all the way for me if I have anything to do with it. That reminds me, I haven't had a threesome for a while
Today, apart from being on the phone loads and in a couple of meetings about tomorrow night's event, I have experienced something quite strange. I had a psychic reading over the phone at lunch time from a lovely lady called Janet, who had been recommended to me by a friend. It was really very spooky. Straight away, she told me that she had two people with her; my grandad, who she said went by the name Newcombe (that's his surname) and an old lady called Elizabeth (my great-grandma). Apart from Kim, these are the only two people close to me that have passed away. She could not have known that and certainly couldn't have known their names. she even told me that my Grandad died from Cancer (which is true). She told me that I give too mush in relationships and don't ever get anything back. That I am too intelligent, loving and giving for any of the men that I have been out with and that I will meet and marry my soul mate within a year. She said he will give back to me as mush as I give to him and that I will be truly happy. Yipeeeee! I did ask if his name was Paul or Valentino but she didn't know That said, I had goosebumps the whole time she was talking cos she really couldn't have known any of this stuff about me. She also told me that my brother would get a record deal and described in detail a personal dilema I am going through right now and told me what to do about it. Can't tell you what it is yet but will be able to soon. She said I should let go of the past and move on cos I have so mush to give and mush more talent than I let on. That mush is true (again, I'll explain in the near future). She told me that I am moving house soon and that a big new project is on the cards for me (again, all true). She told me that I am going to America for work and that it will be brilliant for me and that it is something to do with the initial 'J'. Jordan Knight? Might be! Then she told me that I had lost a child (true) and that my Grandad was looking after the baby for me. Cut a long story short, she knew my whole life story (including all the bits that NOBODY knows). She knew my innermost thoughts and feelings and gave me advice on a tricky situation. She also mentioned a legal battle I am having at the moment (can't go into it) but said that I will win (I knew that anyway but it's nice to have it confirmed!). She told me not to worry about it cos from now on, my life is taking a new direction and that although, up until now, it has been tough at times, things will be nothing but good for me from now on! Woooooo Hoooooo! Get me!!! Come on, soul mate, wherever you are.... show yourself to me! I'm gagging for it and waiting with open arms! I just hope he's good in bed......
If you want tickets for my showbiz party tomorrow (you really will get to mingle with celebs) then either call Eve Club in New Burlington Street or go to beatbullying.londonweb.net (no www. needed). All future soul mates MUST get them! I'm salivating at the mouth for it cos I could do with a really good dance and am looking forward to seeing everyone (especially my mate Razor Ruddock). Not sure what I'm wearing yet but no doubt, it will be something pretty special. Like, a pair of knickers and knee high socks - the usual then! Hope to see you all there.
Now, I am off to meet Sarah for a spot of lunch. I gotta make 900 more phone calls about tomorrow night and still need to tidy my flat (although I'm growing increasingly lazy to the point that I might just leave it til I move house and throw everything out!). My mum and dad's house is still freezing (even Paddy is now wearing cashmere) but on a positive note, my hair looks the nuts! I am chomping at the bit for some excitement in my life and have an over-whelming urge to marry the next person I meet. I get like that sometimes, it's funny, when I feel a little bored or frustrated I wanna do something spontaneous and wild to spice things up a bit. I very nearly married Kenzie in Barbados. If it wasn't for my mum crying down the phone begging me to wait until she was there, I'd have done it. Mentalist, I know, but sometimes in life, I just gotta do what I wanna do. Even the lovely psychic lady told me that I should always go with my gut instinct cos I am never wrong! I always knew I had special powers! Ooooooh, just had some flowers delivered! Wow, they're beautiful! They are from the owner of The Lounge (the bar opening in Chislehurst I went to the other night) to say thank you. No, Danny and Gemma, Thank you! I had a brilliant time and will definitely be back again soon!
Ladies and Gents, I am off to rip Brentwood to shreds in the search for my soul mate. Would ride the R6 down there but it's too cold. Instead I'll take the car, cos it has heated seats (which make you feel like you've peed yourself). Lovely. Have a good afternoon and I will report back later or tomorrow if I need an excuse to get out of tidying.
P.S In case you hadn't noticed, there are new pics in the gallery. Galleries 1, 2, 3 and Centrepoint all contain new snaps and the Erotica and PAUL WELLER pics are up! Check me out!
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