Hello people, I've just got back from a couple of hours shopping therapy in Bluewater. I'm filming for the rest of the week so I decided to seize the afternoon to spoil myself rotten. I went with Jord and between us we cleared out half the shops of shoes and clothes (I bought 6 pairs of the nicest jeans ever!). He's been gigging non stop lately so has been splashing out on new clobber. I also treated myself to a box of the finest Belgian chocolates, some jewellery and some doggie treats for all the dogs. I'm still doing obedience training with them every day, as well as taking them all for a walk. I am now back at my mum's and all the dogs are running round the garden like nutters. I'm not only training them to sit and stay and high-five, but I am also training them to run by my side, with the help of treats. That way they get even more exercise than just their walks and they love it! All the Chihuahuas are now in love with Lyla too and are play-fighting with her all the time (which she loves). They chase each other round the garden and roll about in the long grass in the field.
I've got a guy coming to mine later on to measure up my garden for a total make-over. I want a huge patio area, a fully landscaped garden complete with maybe a swimming pool and/or hot tub and a chill out area with sofas and cushions I can put out in the hot weather. I'm hoping to get it done in the next few weeks so that I can throw another party to celebrate. We have decided that we are going to book a band to come and play in the garden for the next party. We saw a band recently in a pub that were brilliant. They were totally different from Jord and what he does but we spent the whole night dancing all the same. Even Jord loved them so they must have been good! It was actually Jordan's idea to book them for a garden party. He wouldn't want to play cos playing is just work to him and he wants to get drunk and enjoy himself, not work another night. I'm very excited. If the weather stays nice I think it's going to be an amazing summer of barbeques and parties. It's definitely better than spending our nights in hot sweaty clubs anyway! Garden parties are the way forward!
Lyla is now sitting on my lap as I type this. She was trying to eat Rebel's dinner from under his nose and Rebel is too old and nice to push her away so my mum has brought her in to me to hold while the other dogs eat. She's on four meals a day yet still tries to eat everything in sight! The girl is a greedy guts. My mum has just come in and started talking to Lyla. She's saying "you're a monkey Lyla Plum!" Lyla is looking sadly at her, upset that she's been removed from the room with the food in it!
Jordan is packing up his van cos he's gigging again tonight and our mates Danielle and Russ are here. In a bit I'm going back to mine to meet the guy coming to do my garden. I feel totally bloated right now cos in Bluewater I ate 6 dishes from Yo Sushi. Mind you, that's not as bad as Jordan - he ate 9!!! That's a lot of food! To finish off we got coffees from Starbucks and Jord drove us home in my truck while I gave an interview to a magazine over the phone.
I can't wait for my cleaners to come this week. My poor house still hasn't recovered from all the people trampling through it at my party at the weekend. There's mud and grass all the way up my stairs and even dried grass in my bedroom! I would hoover it myself but there's no point when the cleaners are coming tomorrow. As Eminem said "there's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans" - that's my excuse anyway! Ha ha. I love nothing more than coming home after my cleaners have been. The whole house looks brand new and is all shiny and sweet smelling! They're amazing. I think I;ve said it before but they even do all my ironing, load and unload my dishwasher, hang my clothes up in my dressing room and strip and re-make my bed. I don't know what I'd do without them! Well, I do know; I'd have to behave like a real human being and that wouldn't be fun! I enjoy cleaning for about 5 minutes and then I get bored. In fact, the only part of cleaning I really don't mind is hovering. I quite like it. That and putting stuff in the tumble drier (which is my new favourite thing) - I add a couple of Bounce sheets every time and the smell of clean washing wafts around the whole house. Apart from new born puppies and men's armpits, the smell of clean washing is my favourite!
I'm very excited right now. It's less than two weeks to the Moto GP at Donington. I've got ten VIP tickets so am taking all my family and a few mates. I can't wait to see Valentino in action! Last year I nearly wet myself. I stood at the side of the track where the press stand and had the best view ever of one of the corners. Every time Rossi went past my heart had a little flutter! Jordan is coming this year too. Now that he's doing his motorbike test he's got more into the GP. I can't wait til he passes and gets a bike so that we can go out together!
I'm feeling very content at the moment. Content with an excited fluttering in my stomach. It's almost like I can predict that something great is about to happen. I get that feeling quite a lot and I'm never wrong. I don't know if anyone else gets it but it's like I can just feel my life about to change again in a good way. I don't even know what could happen to make things any better at the moment (short of Valentino Rossi proposing to me!) cos things are so brilliant but still, I can feel it in the air. Something nice is coming my way, I'm sure of it.
Oh, got a funny story about last night if anyone is interested?! Yes, no - I'll tell you anyway!
There was a girl at the football party last night who basically looks like a man in drag. She's about 7 ft tall with the biggest wig you've ever seen plopped on her head and she goes out in nothing but bra and knickers all the time. Basically she's trying to get famous but doesn't realise it takes a lot more than just going out in your underwear to do it! I'm actually not even sure if she is female but she claims to be so I'll call her that for now. Last year I was sitting at home one day minding my own business when I got a text from her. I didn't even know her name, I just knew her as the girl who goes out in her underwear. She said she'd got my number from my ex Fran and that she had a proposal for me. She then went on to say that she wanted to sell a story to the News of the World that she had had wild lesbian sex with me. She said that she would get famous from it and that the publicity wouldn't hurt me! Immediately I texted her back and said "please don't do that as it's not true. Clearly you have the wrong impression of me. I'm not into selling made up stories and I certainly don't want that kind of publicity" she replied saying that she'd already spoken to the paper and that they wanted to run it anyway. I then called up the Deputy Editor who's a mate of mine and warned him about her. He said not to worry and that of course they wouldn't run it and I texted her back saying that if she sold a story about me to any newspaper, I would sue the paper and her. Bearing in mind I didn't even know the girl and she was just trying to make a buck off my back (and get famous), I wasn't over the moon about her stupid proposal and actually very annoyed that she'd managed to get hold of my telephone number! There followed the biggest load of abuse I've ever had! She called me all the names under the sun and ranted for ages about what a cow and bitch I was. What? Just because I wouldn't let you sell a load of made-up lies to a paper so that you can try to get famous love?! What a weirdo!
Anyway, I though nothing more of it til last night when I saw her in the club. A while after we arrives, one of my mates happened to go in the toilets at the same time as her and one of her friends to over-hear her saying to her friend "I can't believe Jodie just saw me! We're rivals! I was trying to avoid her but she's seen me now. It's kind of like the thing she had going with Jordan only it's me V her now" - Oh my god! What an absolute deluded nutter! Sometimes I wonder if I am the last sane person left in the world! Ha ha. The girl isn't one bit famous, I still don't even know her name to this day and there certainly isn't any rivalry. I have no interest in her (other than to point out to my friends "there's that weirdo girl that wanted to sell a made-up story on me") and she honestly thinks we're in some sort of competition! It's girls like her that make me want to settle down and get married so that I never have to go out clubbing again! My mates were very amused by her anyway! I do honestly think the world has gone mad sometimes. I'm just getting on with my life and my job. I don't do all that made-up story thing and I don't go looking for publicity. Everything I do is either for fun (ie. Going out and getting free drink) or it's to support one of my charities or make money. You don't think I go out in a chicken-suit or pose half naked for the love of it do you?! I don't set foot outside of my house unless I'm being paid to or it's on my terms (ie. One of my charities is benefiting from some mad stunt involving me or I'm doing something for pure pleasure like go shopping or going out to get drunk and dance). I wish people like that would just leave me alone and leave me out of their desperate attempts to get famous themselves. I didn't get famous off anyone else's back, I got there myself after years of working at it! Everyone else should do the same if that's what they want to do. Oh well, never mind, just thought it was funny that the girl thinks we're rivals when she's never been in a magazine in her life! Rivals in what? Who can wear the skimpiest bikini? Only the major difference there is that I get paid to wear that and she doesn't!
Back to nice things like the way Paddy just came in the room and gave me a big slobbery kiss! I can't wait to see Me or the Dog! They are going to look so cute on it and I know that Victoria was just so happy with the result! She's going to come to another of Jord's gigs soon. Can't even remember if I told you but while we were filming the program all the crew were staying in a hotel in Brentwood, including Victoria. One night we took them all out to one of Jord's gigs and they all went mental for him. They said he was the best live band they'd ever seen and when we finished filming we all swopped numbers and promised to go out again soon. They were all so lovely! Plus I got given a million freebies for the dogs. K9 magazine have arranged for a big dog bed to be hand made for me to match my bedroom as a present and I got given leads, collars, harnesses, treats and even floor cleaner (for Lyla's little pees).
I had better be off now cos the guy is coming to measure my garden. I should have called my old mate Charlie Dimmock really! Ha ha. I can't wait for the garden to look amazing. He's just called me actually to say that he'll be there in ten minutes. Lucky I only live two minutes down the road really!
I'll love you and leave you. Have a great evening and I'll write again tomorrow
xxxxx
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