Another day, another brain ache.I worked last night. It was for Juice Mobile - the people who make all my download shows and pictures for mobile phones (I'm outselling Pammie at the moment! Wow!) They wanted me to do a stunt at a Playboy event. The stunt was actually the most fun I've had in ages. We drove all over London on a motorised bed, I mean a full four poster bed on wheels with an engine and a driver, before rocking up on the red carpet in it. For added fun, I wore pajamas. Sexy ones of course. They were only about twenty quid from Marks and Spencer but after the Jodie Marsh special touch, they actually looked like a proper outfit and very saucy! I posed around on the bed for a while (it's what I do best - lets face it) and then went in to see what 50 years of Playboy was all about. Really good actually. It's an exhibition in Camden where all the walls are plastered with nude photos and all of Playboy's front covers. Right up my street. Nothing like having a good perv over an erect nipple while drinking a free vodka lemonade. Left there (on the bed - which by now had 5 of my mates in it aswell) and went on to a Star Magazine party, where I treated the Editor of the mag to a ride round the block on my bed. She loved it and I spent the night telling all her staff that I had had her in bed! I partied with Nadia, Ricardo and finally met Kemal (who I wanted to win on Big Brother). We're all as outrageous as each other, so with Ricardo in a silver sparkly top, Kemal in leopard print heels, Nadia throwing herself round on a table top and me in my PJ's, we must have been quite a sight. Lots of fun had by all.
Didn't get in til 4am where I went to my mum and dad's to sleep in the spare room. Got in there to discover Russ (Jordan's best mate) in bed so had to sleep on a mattress on the floor with 5 dogs as I'm too scared to sleep in the old scary rooms on my own. Up at 6am this morning. Filth. Very very tired. The brain wasn't even capable of forming a sentence til about an hour ago! Been doing radio interviews all day promoting the drink "Nurishment". Its a milk drink in a can full of vitamins and minerals and actually (Not just saying this and you KNOW I always tell the truth anyway) it's really really nice. I had a chocolate one this morning and it tastes like a really good chocolate malt only it's extremely good for you and fills you up if you're hungry. Would definitely recommend the chocolate one to try. Yummy and being a vegetarian with a poor immune system, lets face it, I need all the vits n mins that I can get!
Am just using the computer at the studio while waiting for my driver to pick me up. Am off to be a sexpert (again) on the Trisha show this afternoon. I've done Trisha a few times as a Sex or Relationship Expert. Although, when it comes to relationships, it's more a case of do as I say, not as I do in terms of advice. ie. Fran. Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! So after just over an hour's sleep and another 5 hours work to do, I think it's safe to say I'll be pretty tired tonight. Good job Bob the Builder is coming over to keep me company. A cuddle on the sofa is exactly what I need me thinks.
If you see any pics of me in pajamas, remember, I'm not insane - I was paid to do it! ha ha. I just know that the mags are gonna call me mad and slag my choice of outfit - oh well, they gotta pick on someone I suppose and whatever they may say about last night, I don't particularly care, cos I was more comfortable than anyone else at that party AND I felt good.
C ya later people. I'll write again later if I haven't collapsed from exhaustion, if not I'll be online again tomorrow. Oh, forgot to mention - I'm doing a live web chat in the next couple of weeks. Will keep you posted. Morons need not log in cos I won't answer your questions anyway. Nice people only please
xxx
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