Good afternoon everyone. It's raining and I've had a boring day. Been in meetings all afternoon. Although not very exciting, its been very productive. One of the meetings was with my publisher. They want a sex guide out in time for next June. They're asking for 100,000 words which is no problem. I can talk about sex all day long and I can definitely write (as I proved with my own autobiography and the Zoo column I wrote for a year). I'm actually really excited about it. I had started on a novel (which they want 4 of in the next 4 years) but we decided that in the end, novels are, at the end of the day, just a good read - a sex guide is actually NEEDED as so many men (and women) don't know what they're doing in bed. It's vital that I share my wealth of knowledge in and out of the bedroom with everybody as quickly as possible. It's certainly making my life easier anyway. From now on when I meet a new man, I can say to him "Read Jodie Marsh Keeping It Real, and then read Jodie Marsh Everything You'll Ever Need to Know about Sex, and if you can live up to both - you might stand half a chance. If not, bugger off!" ha ha.
I also did a radio interview today for the BBC about bullying. I can't tell you how good it feels to be able to give advice and help on such a serious problem. Young girls write to me all the time for help and I reply to all of them personally. From my point of view, I've been there myself. I know how it feels to think that your life is crap, you're ugly and/or a freak, you don't have any friends and that life is never going to get any better. I was at the point of wanting to kill myself over the bullying I suffered at school but in the end I made the conscious decision to survive. That's part of the advice I give to people now: you can be a victim or you can be a survivor. There's a big wide world out there and school is not the be all and end all. It may feel like the end of the world but it's such a tiny part of your life. If you can just get through it, you''ll be stronger and better at the end of it. Also, you gotta ask yourself why you're being bullied. Nine times out of ten, it's probably because you're different in some way, which in itself is a compliment. It means you stand out enough for people to notice you in the first place. I was bullied for being too ugly and for being too clever. I chose to prove to my bullies that I wasn't ugly and I achieved this by ending up on the front covers of lads mags. Job done. Who's laughing now? Not the bully girl from my school who ended up in rehab, that's for sure.
On that note, I see Jade Goody is saying in the crappest celeb mag of all time (that's Now for those who didn't already know) this week that she doesn't particularly like me and that I'd benefit from having my make up done by her! Ha ha ha. You, Jade would benefit from a really good diet, a brain transplant and a decent boyfriend - but I wasn't gonna tell you that (and certainly not publicly!) Hell, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it you that has graced all the lads mags covers, had a No 1 best selling book, been voted one of the world's sexiest vegetarians by PETA and managed to pull Cris Judd, a man who is not only beautiful but has been married to the sexiest woman on earth? Oh no, forgive me, that's ME!!! You're the one who has made a living from being so thick, people only look at you to make themselves feel better about their lives. Thanks for your advice anyway, when you've done 20 covers of mens magazines and people actually fancy you for the way you look, I might take it. Until then, I'll carry on doing what I do best and having fun in life. You don't know me Jade and if I think back to the first time we met - on a tv show, you were vile to me for no reason whatsoever. You're rude and arrogant and swan around like the sun shines out of your arse. I haven't got a problem with the way I look, I'm not sure why you're so bothered about it.
I don't slate people I don't know or that I don't have good reason to slate. It's just not nice. If people wanna have digs at me then I'll dig back at them cos I refuse to be the victim I was at school. I'm not just gonna lie down and take the abuse, I'll come out fighting (verbally of course unless she wants to get in a ring) and most times I'll win - my parents always said I should have been a lawyer! Anyway Jade, you good for nothing bint, leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. I know you love a bit of publicity off someone else's back but please - you can go argue with Jordan about who's the thickest or something. You're not on my level intellectually so don't even start. Go pick on someone your own size - literally!
Now THAT'S how to deal with a big fat bully!
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