8th November 2005 - The one where Bean's got her period

Allo folks

Had loads of really boring meetings today at my agent's office. Took Paddy with me (or Patrick Reginald Marsh - his full name!). He loved it. He was standing up with his paws on the table at one point in between me and a guy, as if he were part of the meeting! Went to my solicitors afterwards to sign the papers for my new house. I'm so excited I can't even sleep at night!

Me, Sarah, Lewis, Lauren and Jordan have just come back from a very nice Italian meal in Brentwood and we're gonna watch a dvd in a bit. Lauren is just finishing planning her lessons for tomorrow so thought I'd have a quick blast on here.

Closer mag came out today with the piece in it that I couldn't talk about last week. It's hilarious! Basically I got hypnotised and the woman took me into other people's bodies, including Paddy, Jordan and Lewis. It was very very weird! Half the time I was fully feeling like I was someone else and even began crying tears of joy when she took me back to the day I got Paddy! At other times though, I wasn't convinced and felt like I could have got up and walked away or laughed out loud. Anyway, get the mag and you can read the whole piece. I felt like I had a willy at one point! Not a nice feeling - haven't got a clue how men cope with a long dangly thing between their legs all the time. Made me very very happy to be female anyway! I can certainly see Nadia's way of thinking now - I'd wanna cut it off if I had one! ha ha.

Speaking of all things sexual, Bean is in season. Or, we prefer to say, "She's got her period like a grown up". Problem is, she's being chased all over the house by the panting boys, including Paddy who's nine hundred times bigger than her! She loves it though. She keeps wiggling her bum in all their faces and driving them totally bananas, before turning away innocently and trotting off with a smile on her face knowing full well she won't actually let any of them near her. That's my girl........

Got new photos going on the site soon, probably tomorrow so look out! Lewis was supposed to write my blog for me tonight but since he reckons he's not a very fast typer, it's gonna have to wait til another day, otherwise the others will be screwing about wanting to watch a film. I'm working all tomorrow night so it won't be then, filming all night Thursday as well so it won't be then and possibly going to Romania on Friday for 3 days so looks like Lewis won't be writing til next week. Lazy sod. I reckon secretly he's pretty nifty with his hands but he's just making it up to get out of it! Anyway, until then it'll just be me, unless I can persuade my stressed out musician brother to write something (or even marge or parge if you're lucky!).

My mum hasn't read my blog for the last three days cos she's been really busy and I came in just now to go online to find her giggling away to herself in the study! She was laughing at Ricardo wanting to decapitate the cab driver with his high heels. She loves it does mother, she can't get enough!

Anyway, gotta go, the peasants will start revolting if I don't go organise the dvd session. Popcorn has to be opened and sofas have to be claimed or else Paddy will take up 4 seats and Jordan and Lauren will end up on the floor again. Will write again tomorrow and hopefully the new pics will be up of last weekend's drag queen antics.

See ya