Right I have just written a whole blog and then deleted it without saving it by accident. I am not best pleased. I wrote loads of stuff about fate and life and a load of other twaddle that you're probably not going to be interested in anyway (so it's probably for the best!). I cannot even remember what I wrote and I have no intention of writing it all again so instead I'll keep it short and sweet.
Me and Sarah have had a wicked day. We've been shopping, bought loads of treats and are now waiting for Jord to cook veggie burgers for all of us. Lauren is also coming for dinner and after that we are meeting Carolina at my house to watch films all night. It's a girls only night. We are going to watch the dancing film and the horror film.
The blog I deleted was: I got given a dog bed, I am staying with my friend Sally in Valencia, Lyla has odd socks, my house is amazing, people in relationships underachieve and I have realised that living alone is the best thing in the world. I will explain all of these either later or tomorrow cos right now I do not have the will to type it all out again. WHY???!!!!!! I HATE COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a baby mouse in the room with us running round on the floor. Sarah is trying to coax it out from behind the desk(we love mice) and I am going to go on Loopylove now and speak to nice blokes like Matt (who I chatted to the other day on there). He's really cute and lovely. He looks a bit like Kenzie. Here's some of our conversation (don't worry - he said I can put it on):
JODIEMARSH: yeah but i don't normally have time for
things like that. i don't even ever check my emails. i
just about have time to write blogs!!!
SEXYMATTY1030: lol i read them every day when I'm
at college or work
JODIEMARSH: (msn) i mean i don't have time for
JODIEMARSH: i've always got time to dance on bars
SEXYMATTY1030: my friends nans party was the
outher day you would have loved it i was dancin on
the pool table at 4 o clock in the mornin , with your
favorite drink vodka n lemonade
SEXYMATTY1030: i have been searchin 4 u for 3
days
SEXYMATTY1030: on here
JODIEMARSH: ha ha - i'm glad you found me!
SEXYMATTY1030: tell me about it i wanna run down
the road naked !!!!!!!!!!!
SEXYMATTY1030: i really cant believe this its the
best day ever and esoecially speakin to my future
wife lol
SEXYMATTY1030: excuse the spelling im shaking to
mutch
SEXYMATTY1030: i bet you got loads of people after
you on here but jod if you dont think of me like that
then I wish we could be friends (i kno i sound like a
mad stalker) but i love you !!! your crazy and i think its
wicked we would cause so mush carnage believe
me !!!!
JODIEMARSH: ha ha - i love "future wife"!!
JODIEMARSH: you're very funny (in a good way)
SEXYMATTY1030: i would go on camera but my hair
or nothing is dun and i wanna make make a good
impression
SEXYMATTY1030: oh and before i forget hows paddy
n lyla because i still havent seen a pic of her yet lol
SEXYMATTY1030: i would love to be one of the gang
members we are gona have to 1 day i want you to
take me out clubbing you should come up here and
try it . it suspose to be very good
JODIEMARSH: i've been to birmingham before - it
was fun
JODIEMARSH: paddy and lyla are here with me now
JODIEMARSH: lyla is chewing the leg of the chair -
my mum's gonna go mad!
SEXYMATTY1030: she still got the dildo? lol
JODIEMARSH: ha ha - yeah!
SEXYMATTY1030: ha
ODIEMARSH: she's a right little handful
SEXYMATTY1030: im grinning from ear to ear i cant
believe it i have actually done it
SEXYMATTY1030: introuduced my self to the most
beautiful and wonderful woman on the planet !!!!!
JODIEMARSH: ha ha - i wouldn't say i'm that but i AM
loads of fun
SEXYMATTY1030: here is my email and mobile
number because i dont want to lose contact with you
now
JODIEMARSH: can i put this conversation on my blog
please? cos i wanna prove that i am talking to and
meeting nice people!!!!!!!
SEXYMATTY1030: you don't have to ask u nutta lol i
was goin to ask you to say hello to me on their coz
all my friends are going to be well jellus
JODIEMARSH: i've got 2000 messages saying "is
this really jodie"?
JODIEMARSH: nice one
JODIEMARSH: i will copy and paste it on
SEXYMATTY1030: **** em lol excuse the language if
they don't really believe its you all the more for me i
have you to myself
JODIEMARSH: ha ha - i like your thinking!!!
SEXYMATTY1030: i like you FULL stop
JODIEMARSH: ditto
SEXYMATTY1030: ha ha
SEXYMATTY1030: will you take my number plz
babes its *********** i would ask you for yours
which i would keep on the quiet but you might not trust
me so i want you to have mine so i can build that
trust up 4 u
SEXYMATTY1030: im hyperventilating lol ha ha
SEXYMATTY1030: i can't explain what i am feeling
how excited and happy i am
SEXYMATTY1030: you have made my year !!!!!!!!!!!!
SEXYMATTY1030: i am never going to forget until
the day i die
SEXYMATTY1030: speaking to you that is
JODIEMARSH: i gotta go now baby cos my brother
has just got here and he wants to watch a film.
thanks for the number though. just checked out your
pics - very nice! we will def chat again soon though
baby!!!! lots of love and massive kisses and hugs.
and lyla gives you a big smacker on the face as well.
paddy just farted!! talk to you next time we're both on
here babe. x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
SEXYMATTY1030: i only got a 3day pass
SEXYMATTY1030: so thats why i want you to have
my number promise you'll take it
SEXYMATTY1030: n ring me if you want lol
SEXYMATTY1030: jus say hello and thats it
SEXYMATTY1030: i want to hear you love you so
mush big fat nibbling and wet kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
mathew
SEXYMATTY1030: im going to be sitting by my
phone all night lol
JODIEMARSH: i will - check my blog tomorrow i'll put
our conversation on! big sloppy kisses back to you
(and strokes and bites)
JODIEMARSH: *** Kissing ***
SEXYMATTY1030: XxXxXxXxXxXxX
JODIEMARSH: *** Kissing ***
JODIEMARSH: *** Kissing ***
SEXYMATTY1030: i dont know how to do that
SEXYMATTY1030: lol
JODIEMARSH: *** Kissing ***
SEXYMATTY1030: but you got my number so ill stop
worryin lol
JODIEMARSH: good! talk to you soon
JODIEMARSH: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
SEXYMATTY1030: yes dont for get
babbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SEXYMATTY1030: love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So hi Matt - hope you're still enjoying the blogs! Lots of love to you (and kisses from Paddy and Lyla). Mmmmmwah!
Sorry but I really can't write anymore cos after typing for an hour and losing all sensation in my fingers (and losing everything I typed); I have realised that I just want to go and punch a wall, lay down on the sofa with Paddy and Lyla and then eat some good food. I can't spell today anyway as I have had to correct pretty mush everything I've typed. I think I need to go and take some vitamins and watch some naff TV. Loads of love from a very angry computer-hating Jodie x x x x x x
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