Honey I'm home! And I've got a new phone! Yipeeeeeee! Actually it's been a blessing in disguise to have had my phone nicked cos the new one is the nuts!!! It's the newest one out and got the most amazing camera on it! I'm loving it.
Last night I went to the MTV Backstage Awards party with my two hubbies. We're kind of back on now. Initially me and Dancer 1 weren't getting on too well (actually it's just cos we're so similar that we began to do each other's heads in) but last night was amazing and we resumed our threesome relationship. We did our usual thing of sexy dancing all night and showing off and got very drunk. I rolled in at 6am this morning and got to sleep at about 7am. I had a meeting at 10.30am. Filth. I went to the meeting with last night's make-up still on (smudged all over my face) and wearing bunny ears. Highly professional Jodie! Luckily the three guys I met with saw the funny side. After that my agent took me out for lunch and forced me to eat chips and bread to try and kill the raging hangover I had!
I'm so happy right now. My two hubbies are keeping me very busy and I am having so mush fun. What girl wouldn't want to lie in between two gorgeous guys in bed every night?! Like I said before - how is one man ever going to be enough in the future?! Having two boyfriends (who are best friends and totally happy to share me) is the best thing ever. Whenever we're out together the boys take it in turns to dance with me and kiss me and hold my hand. People everywhere look at us in a state of confusion like they don't know what's going on. We find it quite amusing. No one ever seems to understand how simple it is. Instead of one bloke, I have two. I sleep in the middle of them in bed and I cuddle up to whichever one I feel like in the night. Although most mornings we wake up with our arms and legs all tangled up together. Now I know why Hugh Hefner is always smiling! Ha ha. Seriously though it's probably the best relationship I've ever had! I mean I don't have to worry that I'm going to get bored (who on earth could get bored of two fit men in your bed at the same time?) and I don't have to worry that I'm going to look elsewhere - I have more than enough to occupy me with these two lunatics! Most men cheat and lie and whatnot (or they have with me - I always pick the wrongs ones I guess!) but with these two I don't feel worried when I'm not with them. Probably I don't even care what they get up to when I'm not there. I mean; I'd love them to both be faithful to me but if I'm not being faithful to either one of them (by being with both of them) then I can hardly start demanding that they stay loyal to me. Because of this I only care how they behave when they're actually with me. As long as I am going home with them at the end of the night and they treat me like the best mate and lover I am then all is good. We all respect each other and that's all I need in life; to be respected and to have fun.
I'd love to think that "The One" or "Mr Right" is out there somewhere but I'm not even sure that he exists for me. I've never been satisfied with any one man and I get bored too quickly. Right now Dancer 1 and Dancer 2 ARE my Mr Right (both of them together) and I can't think of anyone else I'd rather be with (except perhaps Nicky Hayden who is quite possibly the best looking man on earth). People can say what they want about me but I for one know at least four people who are in mega-serious relationships, who have cheated on their partner or still are cheating on their partner. You see, they've got two lovers, only the lovers don't know about each other. With me they know about each other, are totally happy to share me (and share a bed) and there's no need for sneaking about or telling lies. We're open and honest about what we want and I love it.
I was talking to Rusty earlier and telling him all about it and he agreed that it's the perfect set-up for me. He said his ULTIMATE fantasy would be to have two fit girls in his bed every night! He even asked for tips on how to have a serious threesome relationship as opposed to just having a one-night only threesome. I mean I know that in most people's eyes it's not normal but to me if feels so right and good. I feel so proud of the boys and I love showing them off. At the MTV party last night I loved everyone looking at them and we even posed for the paparazzi all together (and got chased down the street by 20 of them!). I'm proud to be on both their arms. They look the nuts, their dress sense is incredible and they are so mush fun to go out with (they don't care how silly they look or what they do as long as they are having fun). They are the perfect "going out" partners for me. They will never sit in a corner cos, like me, they are too hyper. They have a constant need to be on a dancefloor and a constant need to use up their abundance of energy. We'll all do anything for a laugh too. Last night when we finally left the third club of the night (after MTV Backstage we went to Embassy and then Movida), I drew a thick black curly moustache and a goatee beard on my face with eyeliner to make the boys laugh. I then forgot about it til I got home and looked in the mirror. I was going to leave it on for the meeting today to make myself laugh but decided that was going just a little bit too far!
Anyway, I'm gonna go now. I've had about 2 hours sleep, my two boyfriends are on their way over to mine and I need to have a shower. I had the best time ever in Valencia but I'm glad to be home and can't wait to get up to mischief with the boys this weekend. We are going to dance til we drop!!!!
Loads of love and kisses
Jodie x x x x
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