It's midday, it's raining, Jordan is still in bed and I have been to London and back. I was picked up at 7am to go and do voice overs for the film I did last year called "Are You Ready For Love?". Unfortunately they had problems with the sound the day we filmed on a boat on the Thames so all the actors had to go back in this week to re-do our speaking parts. It's quite difficult trying to get the words exactly in sync with how you said it the first time around but after about 8 takes, we got there in the end.
I have just spent an hour on the phone to Kyle. I haven't seen him for about two weeks now but I feel like it's two years!! I need my regular fix of Kyle and his humour or else I start going mad. I just had to give him the whole Dave sax story from beginning to end, which was fun. The night of Lauren's birthday (which is the first night I came onto Dave and he got an inkling of how I was feeling about him), I drunkenly asked Dave to come home with me. I hung off his every word and followed him around as we did our pub crawl. I even grabbed his hand at one point in between pubs as if we were a couple. I made it very obvious that I liked him and I think that just confused him. Being that we've been friends for two years and I've never come onto him before, he didn't know whether I was just doing it cos I was drunk or whether I genuinely liked him so half way through the night, he grabbed me and asked sternly (as a school teacher would) if he could have a word with me "outside". Once outside, he held me tightly by the shoulders and asked if I was "serious or just messing about?". I stared up at him with slightly drunk-glazed, but big puppy dog eyes, and quietly said "serious" and he said that he would take me out if I was serious but that he didn't want me to regret anything or for either of us to start something we wouldn't want to finish. He did end up coming home with me that night (this girl always gets her own way), but nothing happened (as we both had agreed we should take it slow, being friends and all). Six other people also came back to the Manors and we spent two hours trying to stop Lauren driving home (who was so drunk by this point, had decided she wanted to go for a drive as she was bored). Anyway, as I told Kyle all this, he was screaming with laughter and loving it. He knows me so well that he instantly said "I bet him doing that just turned you on though didn't it?!" - yes, Kyle it did. I can think of nothing more horny than a man grabbing me by the shoulders and saying sternly "are you serious or just messing about? Cos if you're serious then I'll take you out but if you're messing me about then I'm not interested". Kyle just knew that I would love that and told me he thinks Dave is "perfect" for me and he laughed as he imagined me lapping up every second of Dave's seriousness. What's wrong with me that I find that a turn-on?! I don't know. But I do know that if Dave had just willingly come straight home with me, no questions asked as to what I wanted or whether I was just trying to take a guy home due to being drunk, I probably wouldn't be "feeling it" as mush as I am now. All respect to Dave. I love the fact that Kyle just knows how my brain works.
Kyle is probably going to come down on Saturday and stay with me til Monday. I can't wait. I feel like I've got an arm missing or something when I don't see him. He's very pleased for me being with Dave. The same as everyone else, he likes Dave a lot and thinks it's about time we all got with our mates. Last night, 7 of us went out for dinner and we said that our lives are like the TV show 'Friends'. We think we'll all end up with each other. In fact, we think Jordan and school teacher Lauren will get married eventually. If Sarah doesn't end up marrying Dave (Morgan, not Thorogood - all these Dave's are getting quite confusing) then we think she'll end up with Russ and Stevie will end up with Kyle. Failing that, we'll all end up living together with no partners, but just loads of dogs in a big house in the middle of no where.
Last night before dinner, Tony and Sarah ran down to B&Q to get me sticky velcro pads to fix things to walls. The 6ftx4ft giant picture of me naked for PETA is now hanging on the wall above my dining table. It looks amazing. Not only are the colours totally right for the room (the room is black and yellow and so is the picture), but it covers the whole back wall. As you look at my dining table, it totally dominates the room and the beauty of it is that it's an add campaign to promote and encourage vegetarianism. So, anyone that wants to eat meat at my dining table will have to do so in front of a huge naked pic of me asking you not to eat meat. Comedy. I think it's the perfect place for it. I don't suppose there are many people who would have a 6ft x 4ft naked picture of themselves up in their own house but there are probably none who have one above the dining table! LOVE IT!! To see the picture, go to http://www.peta.org.uk/
I think Sarah probably told you that I am having shelves made for my dvds at the moment. They are the last thing I need to put in the house now (except for my stripper pole, which is being put up this week hopefully). Everything has been moved across and is in place. It looks like a show house. I am so proud of it and so massively grateful to all my friends and family who have helped me move and bang nails into walls. Between us, we have created my dream home. I stayed there for the first time last night on my own (well, not totally alone as I had Paddy with me). I thought I'd be a bit scared but I wasn't. I actually had a really good nights sleep and woke up this morning to Paddy's head on my chest snoring loudly.
I've just heard movement upstairs, which means Jordan has finally risen from his pit. I'm going to rope him into helping me tidy the dressing room and make-up room in the new house. Going to go now and catch him before he's too awake to realise what he's agreeing to......
Speak later people xxxxxx
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