2005 (May)

Last week I did a photo shoot for the gay magazine AXM. I was topless with a drag queen holding my boobs! Not your Average day but really good fun. I think we're gonna get a front cover out of it which is great. Kenzie is on the front cover at the moment and looks really fit, although he's fully clothed and I won't be. I also did a photo shoot for the new triple x film which is coming out soon. The big bosses at Columbia tri star actually requested me to help promote it. I chose 2 other glamour models and then got all of us wearing my famous belts but in red so when we stood in a line, it looked like 3 red 'x's. its going to be a zoo mag in a few weeks. I also have to go to the premiere and do a stunt on the red carpet. I can't say what I'm going to do yet but trust me, it'll be mad! Last Wednesday I flimed a tv show called the animal roadshow for itv. I went to London zoo and had to do a piece about monkeys. They let the monkeys out of their cage and they came and sat next to us. It was like being surrounded by 20 mini kenzies! I call him 'my chimp' cos I think he looks like one. He knows I mean it nicely though! On Saturday I filmed another part of the animal roadshow, only this time at southend on sea. I had to take my bulldog Paddy on an agility course which he refused point blank to do. The animal behavioural specialist got annoyed and told me I should train him better to do as he's told but I love him just the way he is. He loves me and protects me and never misbehaves. I don't think dogs should be made to perform like circus animals so I told her to piss off. Ha ha. Sunday night I was at my brothers gig. He's a singer/songwriter/pianist and he's amazing. Emma from big brother is my friend and she came with us and got up and sang. (she's the one who had the famous fight with victor). Dave Courtney the famous gangster is a very old friend of mine and he came too and sung Blueberry Hill. Everyone loves dave cos he always brings knuckle dusters and things to play with. Yesterday I did my first photo shoot with my bloke kenzie. It was for closer magazine. It comes out next week. He was trying to steal the limelight so I wore a bikini! Ha ha. Neither of us could stop giggling. We make each other laugh anyway so trying to stay composed for the pictures was impossible! I was on Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery Live on channel 5 at 11pm. I have just had a full set of veneers done on my teeth. It really hurt and I'm on strong painkillers still but it was definitely worth it. They filed my teeth away to stumps and cemented the veneers over the top. Last week I filmed a show called FWTV which is shown every Thursday directly after footballers wives on itv2. I was interviewed in a bath & its quite saucy. Tomorrow I have a meeting with my book publishers to fine tune the final details for my book. I need to agree the photographs - don't worry, I'm making sure they use the sexy ones. I've actually just done a naked photo shoot which I'm hoping to include. Thursday I'm off to the Invicta FM radio awards in Kent. I'm there promoting my book and have to do a series of radio interviews. I'll probably wear something really revealing - for a change! This Sunday I am doing the tv show 'foolin around...' again. Its on E4 from this Monday to Thursday at 10pm I think and then on T4 next Saturday at lunchtime or early morning. Basically I get locked in a house with 4 guys. Three have girlfriends and 1 is single. I have to work out who the true single is by the end of the week. I've done it before and really enjoyed it and because I had the highest ratings on the show, they asked me back. Last time I got all the guys naked and left one with a sock and a hairband to cover himself. Another guy I kindly gave one of my thongs to cover himself, the third guy I gave a bra to and the fourth i gave a jar of branstons pickle to. He emptied the pickle out and had to squash his bits into the jar. I also stripped down to some sexy smalls and had to give all the blokes a lap dance (which kenzie wasn't too happy about). I used to be a stripper so it was great fun for me to be doing all the sexy moves again. It was highly entertaining so I'm looking forward to going on again. Plus - I win 5 grand if I guess right. I won it last time - fingers crossed I'm going to win again this time. Oh.... and see some more willies. It's one for the girls