13th October 2005 - (Part Two) back again! Sexpert T-shirt update

I've just seen a piece about me from last week's Take 5 magazine. They're saying that I always grab life (and men) by the balls and that I always seem to get what I want. This is true. I've yet to meet a man I wanted but couldn't have (that includes gay men!). I do have secrets as to how to always get what you want but the beauty of it is - my next book (I mentioned on previous blog) is going to contain full details of how to pull any man. How to always get what you want in life and how I've managed to do it all along. I don't always get things right - just 99% of the time but I've never failed at anything I've tried and I've never been turned down (or dumped) by a man. If you wanna learn my tricks and be snogging Cris judd on a sofa like I was 3 weeks ago, make sure you look out for the book.

With that, lets have a bit of fun:

Remember my famous sexpert T-shirt? That was the result of a bad day at the office and I took my anger out on shaming my ex's (and egg n flouring my brother but that's another story) . That day has forever since been called Black Saturday by everyone that knows me. Today is Don't give a F*$k Thursday. I'm bored and since I have the joy of being able to write whatever I want on this site at any given moment, thought I'd treat you all to an updated version of the ratings of the men in my life:

In reverse order:

Cris Judd - Personality 9, Bedroom technique (from what I gather) 10

Shane "shakey" Bryne - Personality 9, Bedroom technique 7

Scott Wright - Personality 6, Bedroom technique 4

Kenzie - Personality 10, Bedroom technique 8

Antony Costa - Personality 6, Bedroom technique 5

Scott Sullivan - Personality 7, Bedroom technique 9

James Hewitt - Personality 9, Kissing technique 9

Fran Cosgrave - Personality 0, Bedroom technique NA (couldn't get it up)

Dane Guidan (D-side) - Personality 7, Bedroom technique 7

Max Beasley - Personality 9, Bedroom technique 8

Callum Best - Personality 8, Bedroom technique 7

Kian Egan - Personality 4, Bedroom technique 4

Gary Lucy - Personality 7, Bedroom technique 7

There you go. I feel better now.